I had the STRANGEST dream last night...

( Just plain WEIRD, but also sort of linear and mildly sensical, which makes it even odder. )

I blame my subconscious.

(no subject)

I hate history. *bangs head into desk*
And in the pursuit of my oral, I did a terrible thing.

I slashed Henry the VIII.

Kill me now. Please. It would be a mercy-killing. You'd be doing society a favour, I promise.