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Title: Sibling Rivalry
Rating: PG-13, probably. For... concepts. *cough*
Fandom: Discworld
Genre: There is? I mean... *shifty look*
Notes: Written for a schiarire's birthday. (Sorry I'm late, Ji!) X-posted to insaneidiot.
Warnings: Incest, (shut up!) spoilers
Word count: 1423
Summary: Verence thinks. And stuff. Post Wyrd Sisters, so spoilers for that, and such.

( Sibling Rivalry )

Also, a quote: "If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits
a felony is a felon, then God is an iron. Or else He's the dumbest designer
that ever lived." ~Spider Robinson

And something amusing from my parents: once, one of my sister's male friends said that our mother wouldn't approve even if she dated Jesus. Ceilidh told mum; mum said, "Of course not, he has a reputation as a religious fanatic."
I brought it up with my mum recently as a joke, and asked why she wouldn't let either of us date Jesus. Her response? "Your father wouldn't approve either."
So I turn to my Catholic father. "Dad, would YOU let me date Jesus?"
"No, he doesn't have particularly good career prospects."
"He'd leave you high and dry," my mother adds.
So there we go.