Siobhan's World...
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tammaiyaThe things you find on your desk. A written pen war from last year between me and Victoria, prompted by the fact that I was singing Arthur's World (la la la la, la la la la, ARTHUR'S WORLD! *to the tune of Elmo's Song*) and Victoria was poking me because I was annoying. This. This was during Religion. ^^;
S: This is Victoria. Her hair is evil, which makes her not cool. Victoria is MEAN to me. She pokes me! *pointing to stick figure of Victoria*
V: This is Siobhan. She is silly because she comes up with silly tunes. And I am naturally better because I write in gold. *pointing to Siobhan stick figure*
S: NO YOU'RE NOT! The coolness of the gold pen is negated by the not coolness of being Victoria. However, I am REALLY REALLY COOL.
V: This is Siobhan's silly writing. She is writing because she is too silly to do anything else.
S: Victorian is EVEN MORE silly.
V: Siobhan is the most silly person on Earth no returns.
S: No she's not. Victoria is. Victoria sucks. And so does her sparkly green pen.
V: Siobhan sucks even more than Victoria because she is using only an ordinary pen.
S: Well, Victoria is just a pen snob. Siobhan is cooler.
V: PEN PAUPER.
S: Elitist pen aristocrat. Victoria is as not cool as PRINCE CHARLES.
V: Siobhan is a silly pen complainer.
S: Victoria was the one who STARTED the pen snobbery.
V: I simply mentioned pens, I did not start the pen aristocracy.
S: You did too. Siobhan is not a pen complainer; Victoria is just being stuck up about her "superior" pen. End pen war.
V: So you admit my pen is superior.
S: Note the quotation marks. Besides, now who keeps bringing up pens? DAMN VICTORIA AND HER SHINY PEN! PEN SNOB!
V: I was just highlighting my superiority and Siobhan's uncoolness.
S: Victoria defines herself by her pen. Siobhan is just naturally cool.
V: No she's not and I define my coolness by my wonderfulness.
S: That's circular logic. If Victoria's coolness is not defined by her pen, then why is she so obsessed with it?
V: I am not obsessed with my pen, little Mrs Arthur's Song.
S: That's MISS Arthur's song, thank you very much. I like my song.
V: Yeah well, everyone has their problems.
S: And yours is existing.
V: My problem is little miss obsessed with a guy who died 2000 years ago.
S: Glad to be of service.
V: Sigh.
S: Victoria is sighing because she can't come up with a better response.
V: Victoria is sighing because she is trying not to sink to your level.
S: Victoria is AFRAID of Siobhan's level, because Siobhan's level is too cool for her.
V: Siobhan's level is below the (something I can't read) of hell.
S: That's because Siobhan is the Antichrist and Hell is her PLAYGROUND.
V: Siobhan is so young that she needs a playground to entertain her tiny mind.
S: No, Siobhan's playground is one of the mind. It takes super intelligence.
... and... then Religion ended. ^^;
Siobhan's Victoria's Siobhan's World
S: This is Victoria. Her hair is evil, which makes her not cool. Victoria is MEAN to me. She pokes me! *pointing to stick figure of Victoria*
V: This is Siobhan. She is silly because she comes up with silly tunes. And I am naturally better because I write in gold. *pointing to Siobhan stick figure*
S: NO YOU'RE NOT! The coolness of the gold pen is negated by the not coolness of being Victoria. However, I am REALLY REALLY COOL.
V: This is Siobhan's silly writing. She is writing because she is too silly to do anything else.
S: Victorian is EVEN MORE silly.
V: Siobhan is the most silly person on Earth no returns.
S: No she's not. Victoria is. Victoria sucks. And so does her sparkly green pen.
V: Siobhan sucks even more than Victoria because she is using only an ordinary pen.
S: Well, Victoria is just a pen snob. Siobhan is cooler.
V: PEN PAUPER.
S: Elitist pen aristocrat. Victoria is as not cool as PRINCE CHARLES.
V: Siobhan is a silly pen complainer.
S: Victoria was the one who STARTED the pen snobbery.
V: I simply mentioned pens, I did not start the pen aristocracy.
S: You did too. Siobhan is not a pen complainer; Victoria is just being stuck up about her "superior" pen. End pen war.
V: So you admit my pen is superior.
S: Note the quotation marks. Besides, now who keeps bringing up pens? DAMN VICTORIA AND HER SHINY PEN! PEN SNOB!
V: I was just highlighting my superiority and Siobhan's uncoolness.
S: Victoria defines herself by her pen. Siobhan is just naturally cool.
V: No she's not and I define my coolness by my wonderfulness.
S: That's circular logic. If Victoria's coolness is not defined by her pen, then why is she so obsessed with it?
V: I am not obsessed with my pen, little Mrs Arthur's Song.
S: That's MISS Arthur's song, thank you very much. I like my song.
V: Yeah well, everyone has their problems.
S: And yours is existing.
V: My problem is little miss obsessed with a guy who died 2000 years ago.
S: Glad to be of service.
V: Sigh.
S: Victoria is sighing because she can't come up with a better response.
V: Victoria is sighing because she is trying not to sink to your level.
S: Victoria is AFRAID of Siobhan's level, because Siobhan's level is too cool for her.
V: Siobhan's level is below the (something I can't read) of hell.
S: That's because Siobhan is the Antichrist and Hell is her PLAYGROUND.
V: Siobhan is so young that she needs a playground to entertain her tiny mind.
S: No, Siobhan's playground is one of the mind. It takes super intelligence.
... and... then Religion ended. ^^;
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Date: 2004-02-02 02:32 am (UTC)stupidityamuseness.We really have to continue with Arthur's World at some point.
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:26 am (UTC)What Villa in Spain?
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:38 am (UTC)Er, they aren't married. We just raise them.
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:49 am (UTC)*grins*
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:22 am (UTC)But fine.
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:25 am (UTC)NOOOOO I SOUND LIKE AZIRAPHALE! *laughs helplessly*
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:28 am (UTC)I don't know you anymore.
You know how this phrase ends.
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:44 am (UTC)... How DOES it end?
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:47 am (UTC)"I don't even know you anymore. You're not the man/woman/pseudopod I married."
You should be ashamed.
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Date: 2004-02-02 03:52 am (UTC)... no, hang on, I'm still an idiot. So doesn't that make me the
man... person you married? *g*no subject
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