Weiss spam!
Feb. 16th, 2004 06:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tammaiyaPrompted by the silliness of the Weiss DVD... ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
corialis and I have spawned something truly terrifying. *g* A Weiss Kreuz parody! Slash! Sluts! Drama queens! Schuldich calling Crawford Bra~aadley! Go on, you know you want to look.
Requiescat 6 (4:15:58 PM): And Schuldig is just a slut.
Kattaiya (4:16:10 PM): Yes. Schu darling would sleep with ANYBODY.
Kattaiya (4:16:12 PM): To quote Liz:
Kattaiya (4:16:20 PM): "Youji and Schuldich- MAN SLUTS UNITE!"
Requiescat 6 (4:16:24 PM): XD
Kattaiya (4:16:31 PM): best. quote. ever.
Requiescat 6 (4:16:53 PM): They can have weekly Manslut Anonymous meetings when they get together and talk about their anal-retentive pissy boyfriends.
Requiescat 6 (4:17:04 PM): And then shag in the bathroom or alley or wherever.
Kattaiya (4:18:59 PM): oh, god yeah. They have the most ANALLY RETENTIVE BOYFRIENDS EVER.
Youji: *bitching* And Aya won't even let me touch his hair! Bastard.
Schu: *mutter* I swear Crawford has a complex. He always has to be in charge.
Youji: *pause* And... this is a bad thing?
Schu: ... *smirk* Oh, not always.
Requiescat 6 (4:19:49 PM): Hee!
Requiescat 6 (4:20:53 PM): (Ahaha, Ken just said "we're, like, totally outnumbered!" I <3 the Weiss dub.)
Kattaiya (4:21:43 PM): OMG! Ken is a Valley Girl! XD
Requiescat 6 (4:22:10 PM): Yes!
Requiescat 6 (4:22:22 PM): And Brad is beating up Aya.
Kattaiya (4:22:45 PM): "IT'S YOUR FAULT MY BOYFRIEND STARTED SLEAZING ONTO YOU!" *bash*
Requiescat 6 (4:23:05 PM): "DAMN YOU FOR DISTRACTING HIM!"
Kattaiya (4:23:45 PM): "YES! HE SHOULD BE WATCHING *ME*, DAMMIT! I AM HIS MASTER- I mean..."
Requiescat 6 (4:23:54 PM): XD
Requiescat 6 (4:24:34 PM): "Err, he shouldn't be so fixated on the enemy. That's it." "You're a freak." "*hits*"
Kattaiya (4:25:05 PM): Youji: Oy! Don't beat on my lust ob- Um.
Aya: *death glare*
Requiescat 6 (4:25:43 PM): Youji: Teammate. I meant teammate. Just watching your back and all.
Schu: Watching his ass is more like it.
Kattaiya (4:26:07 PM): Youji: Yeah, how did you- Oh, right. Psychic.
Requiescat 6 (4:26:25 PM): Aya: Excuse me?
Kattaiya (4:26:35 PM): Schu: Actually, I just had to watch you.
Aya: *icily* why were you watching him?
Requiescat 6 (4:27:29 PM): Schu: *leers* For my own lascivious purposes.
Brad: Him too?!
Requiescat 6 (4:27:54 PM): ((The best part on this entire DVD is when Takatori is beating up Schu with a golf club and Brad stops him. Because my reaction is always, "Brad is the only one allowed to beat up his boyfriend like that!")
Kattaiya (4:28:49 PM): (I KNOW! I *heart* that bit. And I haven't even seen it. *g*)
Schu: ... what? You KNOW I'm a slut!
Brad: *thinks viciously* MY slut.
Schu: *smirk*
Youji: ?
Requiescat 6 (4:30:16 PM): (And aw, now Youji is all injured and draped over Aya. Yes, Aya, support your boyfriend!)
Youji: You're doing that telepathy thing again, aren't you?
Schu: My, you are a clever one, aren't you.
Kattaiya (4:30:58 PM): Aya: Do NOT patronise my boyfriend.
Youji: WHOO HOO!
Aya: ... *resists urge to facepalm*
Kattaiya (4:31:06 PM): (EEEEE so cute!)
Requiescat 6 (4:31:47 PM): Youji: You just called me your boyfriend!
Schu: *horribly amused* This must be a first.
Requiescat 6 (4:31:59 PM): (Yes! Adorable! *must screencap!*)
Kattaiya (4:33:04 PM): Youji: FUCK yeah.
Aya: *glares at Schu* Mind your own business.
(You know, this Musketeer fic is really quite bad. And please do! *begs* Also... I feel a craving for Brad/Schu. Why is there so little of it on the net? *sighs*)
Requiescat 6 (4:33:44 PM): Schu: *cackles delightedly* Oh, you're so cute.
Brad: Ahem.
Requiescat 6 (4:34:20 PM): (Musketeer fic *is* bad. The Aramis/Athos one is the best of the lot. Will screencap as soon as I'm done watching the DVD. Have you read Lady Jaida's stuff?)
Kattaiya (4:36:08 PM): (yes, I believe I have exhuasted the net's supply, including the shit. Why is there never an abundance of good in the stuff we WANT?)
Youji: *smugly* I think your boyfriend is jealous.
Brad: *scowl*
Aya: *nasty look*
Schu: Yeah? I think YOUR boyfriend is pissed off.
Aya: *hiss* You! Quiet!
Requiescat 6 (4:39:26 PM): Schu: If he'd even call himself your boyfriend, anyway. And I'm sure Brad knows neither of you are enough to drag me away from him for *too* long.
Brad: *smirk*
Youji: Aya?
Requiescat 6 (4:39:35 PM): (Because everyone is out to get us.)
Kattaiya (4:41:10 PM): Aya: *grits teeth* Neither... my boyfriend... or I have any intention of going near you. CORRECT, Youji?
Youji: *doped grin* Well, when you put it like that way, whatever you want!
Kattaiya (4:41:19 PM): (damn straight they are)
Requiescat 6 (4:43:50 PM): Schu: You are almost distressingly easy. In more ways than one.
Requiescat 6 (4:44:08 PM): (Or perhaps not-so-straight, considering what you're looking for.)
Kattaiya (4:45:12 PM): Youji: ... was that addressed at me?
(*shifty look* I'm... DAMNING straight...)
Requiescat 6 (4:46:40 PM): Schu: Pretty, but dumb.
Brad: The two usually go hand-in-hand.
Schu: What, I'm not pretty?
Requiescat 6 (4:46:53 PM): (Ah. I see. *shakes fist* Damn you, straight Weiss fic!)
Kattaiya (4:49:16 PM): Brad: ... Schuldich, out of mild curiosity, would you prefer me to call you stupid or ugly?
(I've read it before. I was duped!*cries*)
Requiescat 6 (4:50:17 PM): Schu: ...that is NOT a fair question.
Requiescat 6 (4:50:25 PM): (There is such an abomination?!)
Kattaiya (4:51:41 PM): Brad: Of course not. Do you really expect me to be nice about it?
Youji: *whispers* Psst! Let's go! *tugs Aya's sleeve*
Kattaiya (4:51:53 PM): (YES OH GOD YES. *cries*)
Requiescat 6 (4:52:57 PM): Brad: Don't think you two can sneak off.
Youji: Damn.
Schu: *obviously putting a lot of thought into Brad's question*
Requiescat 6 (4:53:04 PM): (Eeek! What was the pairing?)\
Kattaiya (4:54:13 PM): (There's, like, heaps. Also, straight Hornblower fic. I just didn't think it was POSSIBLE.)
Requiescat 6 (4:54:42 PM): (But they're all so GAY.)
Kattaiya (4:56:17 PM): (I KNOW.)
Aya: .... *starts to leave*
Youji: Hey, wait up!
Brad: *conversationally* You WILL regret it if you leave, I assure you.
Schu: *distracted* Why, are we going to have an or- mmph!
Brad: *claps hand over Schu's mouth* *smiles coldly*
Youji: You're just trying to keep us here to distract him from the fact you called him stupid.
Requiescat 6 (4:58:08 PM): Schu: *bites Brad's hand*
Brad: Hey! *moves hand*
Schu: Stupid?
Youji: *starts edging away*
Kattaiya (4:59:21 PM): Brad: Schuldich, are you really going to listen to what the enemy says? REALLY.
Schu: I wish I could read your mind. *pause* Oi! You just called me stupid again!
Youji: *makes a break for it*
Aya: *leaves calmly*
Requiescat 6 (5:02:00 PM): Brad: Times like these, it would be convenient to have Nagi around. Get BACK here, you two, I'm not done with you yet.
Schu: *ignoring Aya and Youji* I think you *want* to be deprived sex for a week.
Kattaiya (5:03:25 PM): Brad: *pause* You wouldn't.
Schu: TRY ME.
Requiescat 6 (5:04:31 PM): Youji: He seems serious.
Schu: Deathly so.
Brad: You're evil.
Kattaiya (5:05:55 PM): Schu: Well DUH. Now who's stupid?
Brad: You wouldn't, you couldn't last without sex.
Schu: *narrows eyes* Who says I'd be going without sex?
Brad: *glinting glasses thing* Bastard.
Requiescat 6 (5:07:17 PM): Schu: *eyes Aya and Youji*
Brad: I think this is why I started beating him up in the first place.
Kattaiya (5:09:45 PM): Aya: *flatly* Indeed.
Youji: Stop sleazing onto him, slut!
Schu: Hypocrite. Anyway, you can join in too.
Youji: ... ok.
Aya: !
Brad: *dangerously* Schuldich!
Requiescat 6 (5:12:12 PM): Schu: *crosses arms* All you have to do is say I'm neither stupid nor ugly. Very easy.
Brad: *scowl*
Schu: It's that or these two are mine for the week while I leave you with only your own hand for company.
Kattaiya (5:17:15 PM): Youji: Ouch, harsh.
Aya: *possessive expression* Mine.
Brad: For the love of God, Schuldich, what do you expect from me? I'm a twisted sadistic bastard, you know I'm not going to say I love you!
Schu: *raises eyebrow* So in other words... when you called me stupid, what you REALLY meant was "I love you"?
Brad: ...........
Youji: Aw, that's kinda sweet, in a... weird sort of way.
Requiescat 6 (5:19:43 PM): Aya: Psychos in love. How cute.
Youji: What, I don't get any heartfelt confessions of...well, of sadistic bastardism seems to be what they're exchanging, but --
Aya: *arches eyebrow*
Kattaiya (5:21:32 PM): Youji: *sighs* *mumble* I can't believe that even psychos are more romantic than my boyfriend.
Aya: I heard that.
Requiescat 6 (5:23:49 PM): Youji: Clearly this is what I get for being involved with a socially-stunted swordsman with sister issues, jealousy problems, and an obsessive personality.
Schu: I sympathize. As much as is possible for me, anyway.
Kattaiya (5:26:35 PM): Brad: *shoots look at Schu* And what exactly was THAT supposed to mean?
Youji: *to Schu* Thanks, I guess.
Aya: *looks hurt* ...
Requiescat 6 (5:28:23 PM): Schu: That you are anal-retentive, socially stunted, and have jealousy problems. Which you've as much as admitted yourself.
Youji: Perhaps I was a bit harsh.
Requiescat 6 (5:28:27 PM): (Oh, the DRAMA.)
Kattaiya (5:29:33 PM): (*g* I KNOW. We should so post this. *snerk*)
Brad: Why is it that when I insult you you act like a drama queen, yet you feel that you can insult me however much you please:
Aya: Hn. *turns away*
Requiescat 6 (5:33:26 PM): Schu: It's not like I can read your mind.
Youji: Aya...*turns to Schuldich* Hang on, you're a telepath!
Schu: Mind your own business and worry about your boyfriend there.
Requiescat 6 (5:33:40 PM): (Haha, yes. They are all SUCH drama queens.)
Kattaiya (5:38:54 PM): (Aren't they just?)
Youji: Yeah, but- good point. Aya, I didn't mean it that way!
Aya: *doesn't answer*
Schu: *ignores Youji* Seriously, Brad, if you'd just remove the bloody mental barriers for once!
Requiescat 6 (5:41:02 PM): Youji: Look, Aya, I...
Aya: *starts walking away*
Youji: Aya!
Brad: I'm very attached to my mental barriers, thank you, and have no desire to have you poking around in my head.
Schu: It would certainly make our relationship a hell of a lot easier.
Kattaiya (5:43:40 PM): Brad: *sigh* Schuldich...
Youji: Aya, wait!
Aya: *stops* *doesn't turn around* What?
Requiescat 6 (5:44:55 PM): (Yes, they are. But we love them for it. Silly assassins.)
Schuldich: Yes?
Youji: *sigh* I'm sorry.
Kattaiya (5:49:28 PM): (*hugs them*)
Brad: Schu... you know how I feel about people messing around in my mind.
Schu: *sigh*
Aya: Ah.
Youji: Fuck, Aya, what do you want me to-
Aya: *kisses Youji hard*
Schu: *briefly distracted* *wolfwhistle*
Brad: *impatiently* Weren't we having an important Talk over here?
Requiescat 6 (5:56:36 PM): (Hee. Such ridiculous, overdramatic soap-opera boys.)
Youji: *grabs Aya and kisses him back, ignoring Schuldich*
Schu: I was temporarily having my attention diverted. And you don't like people messing around in your mind, I know, but would it really be so difficult every once in a while? *does not tell Brad that the sentence ends with '...even if it is just for my own nefarious purposes'.*
Brad: If you have to ask...
Kattaiya (5:58:19 PM): Schu: Don't you DARE finish that with "you don't know me at all", Bradley! I mean that! If you do, it is OVER between us.
*Aya and Youji snog*
Brad: ... Then you should know how hard that would be for me.
Schu: *tries not to leer* *sobers up* I do know, ok? I know.
Requiescat 6 (6:00:08 PM): Brad: And it would be too much to ask if I told you to stop asking, then.
Schu: Ehehe.
Kattaiya (6:01:08 PM): Brad: ... How did you get an innuendo out of that?
Schu: *innocent expression* What makes you think I did?
Brad: *exasperated* Never mind.
Requiescat 6 (6:03:02 PM): Schu: You give me far too much credit sometimes. And really, do you honestly think I *could* stop asking?
Brad: It was worth a try.
Kattaiya (6:03:39 PM): Schu: Eh, not really. But Bra~adley...
Brad: *warily* What?
Requiescat 6 (6:07:42 PM): Brad: And stop calling me Bradley.
Schu: Since we've established you don't think I'm stupid, WHY do the goody-goody Weiss kittens over there get to have all the fun? *gestures toward Youji and Aya, still snogging and seeming to have forgotten all about the other people in the room*
Kattaiya (6:10:45 PM): Brad: That's an invitation, is it?
Schu: What do YOU think?
Requiescat 6 (6:15:22 PM): Brad: *pushes Schuldich back against the wall* I think someone needs to be reminded of what he'd be missing out on if he deprived me of sex for a week.
Schu: *smirks* *yanks Brad down by his tie and kisses him hard*
Kattaiya (6:21:20 PM): And this is where the PG rating runs out. So they all lived not HAPPILY ever after but certainly sexually sated ever after. The end.
Stay tuned for the sequal, just in case there is one. *g*
corialis and I have spawned something truly terrifying. *g* A Weiss Kreuz parody! Slash! Sluts! Drama queens! Schuldich calling Crawford Bra~aadley! Go on, you know you want to look.Requiescat 6 (4:15:58 PM): And Schuldig is just a slut.
Kattaiya (4:16:10 PM): Yes. Schu darling would sleep with ANYBODY.
Kattaiya (4:16:12 PM): To quote Liz:
Kattaiya (4:16:20 PM): "Youji and Schuldich- MAN SLUTS UNITE!"
Requiescat 6 (4:16:24 PM): XD
Kattaiya (4:16:31 PM): best. quote. ever.
Requiescat 6 (4:16:53 PM): They can have weekly Manslut Anonymous meetings when they get together and talk about their anal-retentive pissy boyfriends.
Requiescat 6 (4:17:04 PM): And then shag in the bathroom or alley or wherever.
Kattaiya (4:18:59 PM): oh, god yeah. They have the most ANALLY RETENTIVE BOYFRIENDS EVER.
Youji: *bitching* And Aya won't even let me touch his hair! Bastard.
Schu: *mutter* I swear Crawford has a complex. He always has to be in charge.
Youji: *pause* And... this is a bad thing?
Schu: ... *smirk* Oh, not always.
Requiescat 6 (4:19:49 PM): Hee!
Requiescat 6 (4:20:53 PM): (Ahaha, Ken just said "we're, like, totally outnumbered!" I <3 the Weiss dub.)
Kattaiya (4:21:43 PM): OMG! Ken is a Valley Girl! XD
Requiescat 6 (4:22:10 PM): Yes!
Requiescat 6 (4:22:22 PM): And Brad is beating up Aya.
Kattaiya (4:22:45 PM): "IT'S YOUR FAULT MY BOYFRIEND STARTED SLEAZING ONTO YOU!" *bash*
Requiescat 6 (4:23:05 PM): "DAMN YOU FOR DISTRACTING HIM!"
Kattaiya (4:23:45 PM): "YES! HE SHOULD BE WATCHING *ME*, DAMMIT! I AM HIS MASTER- I mean..."
Requiescat 6 (4:23:54 PM): XD
Requiescat 6 (4:24:34 PM): "Err, he shouldn't be so fixated on the enemy. That's it." "You're a freak." "*hits*"
Kattaiya (4:25:05 PM): Youji: Oy! Don't beat on my lust ob- Um.
Aya: *death glare*
Requiescat 6 (4:25:43 PM): Youji: Teammate. I meant teammate. Just watching your back and all.
Schu: Watching his ass is more like it.
Kattaiya (4:26:07 PM): Youji: Yeah, how did you- Oh, right. Psychic.
Requiescat 6 (4:26:25 PM): Aya: Excuse me?
Kattaiya (4:26:35 PM): Schu: Actually, I just had to watch you.
Aya: *icily* why were you watching him?
Requiescat 6 (4:27:29 PM): Schu: *leers* For my own lascivious purposes.
Brad: Him too?!
Requiescat 6 (4:27:54 PM): ((The best part on this entire DVD is when Takatori is beating up Schu with a golf club and Brad stops him. Because my reaction is always, "Brad is the only one allowed to beat up his boyfriend like that!")
Kattaiya (4:28:49 PM): (I KNOW! I *heart* that bit. And I haven't even seen it. *g*)
Schu: ... what? You KNOW I'm a slut!
Brad: *thinks viciously* MY slut.
Schu: *smirk*
Youji: ?
Requiescat 6 (4:30:16 PM): (And aw, now Youji is all injured and draped over Aya. Yes, Aya, support your boyfriend!)
Youji: You're doing that telepathy thing again, aren't you?
Schu: My, you are a clever one, aren't you.
Kattaiya (4:30:58 PM): Aya: Do NOT patronise my boyfriend.
Youji: WHOO HOO!
Aya: ... *resists urge to facepalm*
Kattaiya (4:31:06 PM): (EEEEE so cute!)
Requiescat 6 (4:31:47 PM): Youji: You just called me your boyfriend!
Schu: *horribly amused* This must be a first.
Requiescat 6 (4:31:59 PM): (Yes! Adorable! *must screencap!*)
Kattaiya (4:33:04 PM): Youji: FUCK yeah.
Aya: *glares at Schu* Mind your own business.
(You know, this Musketeer fic is really quite bad. And please do! *begs* Also... I feel a craving for Brad/Schu. Why is there so little of it on the net? *sighs*)
Requiescat 6 (4:33:44 PM): Schu: *cackles delightedly* Oh, you're so cute.
Brad: Ahem.
Requiescat 6 (4:34:20 PM): (Musketeer fic *is* bad. The Aramis/Athos one is the best of the lot. Will screencap as soon as I'm done watching the DVD. Have you read Lady Jaida's stuff?)
Kattaiya (4:36:08 PM): (yes, I believe I have exhuasted the net's supply, including the shit. Why is there never an abundance of good in the stuff we WANT?)
Youji: *smugly* I think your boyfriend is jealous.
Brad: *scowl*
Aya: *nasty look*
Schu: Yeah? I think YOUR boyfriend is pissed off.
Aya: *hiss* You! Quiet!
Requiescat 6 (4:39:26 PM): Schu: If he'd even call himself your boyfriend, anyway. And I'm sure Brad knows neither of you are enough to drag me away from him for *too* long.
Brad: *smirk*
Youji: Aya?
Requiescat 6 (4:39:35 PM): (Because everyone is out to get us.)
Kattaiya (4:41:10 PM): Aya: *grits teeth* Neither... my boyfriend... or I have any intention of going near you. CORRECT, Youji?
Youji: *doped grin* Well, when you put it like that way, whatever you want!
Kattaiya (4:41:19 PM): (damn straight they are)
Requiescat 6 (4:43:50 PM): Schu: You are almost distressingly easy. In more ways than one.
Requiescat 6 (4:44:08 PM): (Or perhaps not-so-straight, considering what you're looking for.)
Kattaiya (4:45:12 PM): Youji: ... was that addressed at me?
(*shifty look* I'm... DAMNING straight...)
Requiescat 6 (4:46:40 PM): Schu: Pretty, but dumb.
Brad: The two usually go hand-in-hand.
Schu: What, I'm not pretty?
Requiescat 6 (4:46:53 PM): (Ah. I see. *shakes fist* Damn you, straight Weiss fic!)
Kattaiya (4:49:16 PM): Brad: ... Schuldich, out of mild curiosity, would you prefer me to call you stupid or ugly?
(I've read it before. I was duped!*cries*)
Requiescat 6 (4:50:17 PM): Schu: ...that is NOT a fair question.
Requiescat 6 (4:50:25 PM): (There is such an abomination?!)
Kattaiya (4:51:41 PM): Brad: Of course not. Do you really expect me to be nice about it?
Youji: *whispers* Psst! Let's go! *tugs Aya's sleeve*
Kattaiya (4:51:53 PM): (YES OH GOD YES. *cries*)
Requiescat 6 (4:52:57 PM): Brad: Don't think you two can sneak off.
Youji: Damn.
Schu: *obviously putting a lot of thought into Brad's question*
Requiescat 6 (4:53:04 PM): (Eeek! What was the pairing?)\
Kattaiya (4:54:13 PM): (There's, like, heaps. Also, straight Hornblower fic. I just didn't think it was POSSIBLE.)
Requiescat 6 (4:54:42 PM): (But they're all so GAY.)
Kattaiya (4:56:17 PM): (I KNOW.)
Aya: .... *starts to leave*
Youji: Hey, wait up!
Brad: *conversationally* You WILL regret it if you leave, I assure you.
Schu: *distracted* Why, are we going to have an or- mmph!
Brad: *claps hand over Schu's mouth* *smiles coldly*
Youji: You're just trying to keep us here to distract him from the fact you called him stupid.
Requiescat 6 (4:58:08 PM): Schu: *bites Brad's hand*
Brad: Hey! *moves hand*
Schu: Stupid?
Youji: *starts edging away*
Kattaiya (4:59:21 PM): Brad: Schuldich, are you really going to listen to what the enemy says? REALLY.
Schu: I wish I could read your mind. *pause* Oi! You just called me stupid again!
Youji: *makes a break for it*
Aya: *leaves calmly*
Requiescat 6 (5:02:00 PM): Brad: Times like these, it would be convenient to have Nagi around. Get BACK here, you two, I'm not done with you yet.
Schu: *ignoring Aya and Youji* I think you *want* to be deprived sex for a week.
Kattaiya (5:03:25 PM): Brad: *pause* You wouldn't.
Schu: TRY ME.
Requiescat 6 (5:04:31 PM): Youji: He seems serious.
Schu: Deathly so.
Brad: You're evil.
Kattaiya (5:05:55 PM): Schu: Well DUH. Now who's stupid?
Brad: You wouldn't, you couldn't last without sex.
Schu: *narrows eyes* Who says I'd be going without sex?
Brad: *glinting glasses thing* Bastard.
Requiescat 6 (5:07:17 PM): Schu: *eyes Aya and Youji*
Brad: I think this is why I started beating him up in the first place.
Kattaiya (5:09:45 PM): Aya: *flatly* Indeed.
Youji: Stop sleazing onto him, slut!
Schu: Hypocrite. Anyway, you can join in too.
Youji: ... ok.
Aya: !
Brad: *dangerously* Schuldich!
Requiescat 6 (5:12:12 PM): Schu: *crosses arms* All you have to do is say I'm neither stupid nor ugly. Very easy.
Brad: *scowl*
Schu: It's that or these two are mine for the week while I leave you with only your own hand for company.
Kattaiya (5:17:15 PM): Youji: Ouch, harsh.
Aya: *possessive expression* Mine.
Brad: For the love of God, Schuldich, what do you expect from me? I'm a twisted sadistic bastard, you know I'm not going to say I love you!
Schu: *raises eyebrow* So in other words... when you called me stupid, what you REALLY meant was "I love you"?
Brad: ...........
Youji: Aw, that's kinda sweet, in a... weird sort of way.
Requiescat 6 (5:19:43 PM): Aya: Psychos in love. How cute.
Youji: What, I don't get any heartfelt confessions of...well, of sadistic bastardism seems to be what they're exchanging, but --
Aya: *arches eyebrow*
Kattaiya (5:21:32 PM): Youji: *sighs* *mumble* I can't believe that even psychos are more romantic than my boyfriend.
Aya: I heard that.
Requiescat 6 (5:23:49 PM): Youji: Clearly this is what I get for being involved with a socially-stunted swordsman with sister issues, jealousy problems, and an obsessive personality.
Schu: I sympathize. As much as is possible for me, anyway.
Kattaiya (5:26:35 PM): Brad: *shoots look at Schu* And what exactly was THAT supposed to mean?
Youji: *to Schu* Thanks, I guess.
Aya: *looks hurt* ...
Requiescat 6 (5:28:23 PM): Schu: That you are anal-retentive, socially stunted, and have jealousy problems. Which you've as much as admitted yourself.
Youji: Perhaps I was a bit harsh.
Requiescat 6 (5:28:27 PM): (Oh, the DRAMA.)
Kattaiya (5:29:33 PM): (*g* I KNOW. We should so post this. *snerk*)
Brad: Why is it that when I insult you you act like a drama queen, yet you feel that you can insult me however much you please:
Aya: Hn. *turns away*
Requiescat 6 (5:33:26 PM): Schu: It's not like I can read your mind.
Youji: Aya...*turns to Schuldich* Hang on, you're a telepath!
Schu: Mind your own business and worry about your boyfriend there.
Requiescat 6 (5:33:40 PM): (Haha, yes. They are all SUCH drama queens.)
Kattaiya (5:38:54 PM): (Aren't they just?)
Youji: Yeah, but- good point. Aya, I didn't mean it that way!
Aya: *doesn't answer*
Schu: *ignores Youji* Seriously, Brad, if you'd just remove the bloody mental barriers for once!
Requiescat 6 (5:41:02 PM): Youji: Look, Aya, I...
Aya: *starts walking away*
Youji: Aya!
Brad: I'm very attached to my mental barriers, thank you, and have no desire to have you poking around in my head.
Schu: It would certainly make our relationship a hell of a lot easier.
Kattaiya (5:43:40 PM): Brad: *sigh* Schuldich...
Youji: Aya, wait!
Aya: *stops* *doesn't turn around* What?
Requiescat 6 (5:44:55 PM): (Yes, they are. But we love them for it. Silly assassins.)
Schuldich: Yes?
Youji: *sigh* I'm sorry.
Kattaiya (5:49:28 PM): (*hugs them*)
Brad: Schu... you know how I feel about people messing around in my mind.
Schu: *sigh*
Aya: Ah.
Youji: Fuck, Aya, what do you want me to-
Aya: *kisses Youji hard*
Schu: *briefly distracted* *wolfwhistle*
Brad: *impatiently* Weren't we having an important Talk over here?
Requiescat 6 (5:56:36 PM): (Hee. Such ridiculous, overdramatic soap-opera boys.)
Youji: *grabs Aya and kisses him back, ignoring Schuldich*
Schu: I was temporarily having my attention diverted. And you don't like people messing around in your mind, I know, but would it really be so difficult every once in a while? *does not tell Brad that the sentence ends with '...even if it is just for my own nefarious purposes'.*
Brad: If you have to ask...
Kattaiya (5:58:19 PM): Schu: Don't you DARE finish that with "you don't know me at all", Bradley! I mean that! If you do, it is OVER between us.
*Aya and Youji snog*
Brad: ... Then you should know how hard that would be for me.
Schu: *tries not to leer* *sobers up* I do know, ok? I know.
Requiescat 6 (6:00:08 PM): Brad: And it would be too much to ask if I told you to stop asking, then.
Schu: Ehehe.
Kattaiya (6:01:08 PM): Brad: ... How did you get an innuendo out of that?
Schu: *innocent expression* What makes you think I did?
Brad: *exasperated* Never mind.
Requiescat 6 (6:03:02 PM): Schu: You give me far too much credit sometimes. And really, do you honestly think I *could* stop asking?
Brad: It was worth a try.
Kattaiya (6:03:39 PM): Schu: Eh, not really. But Bra~adley...
Brad: *warily* What?
Requiescat 6 (6:07:42 PM): Brad: And stop calling me Bradley.
Schu: Since we've established you don't think I'm stupid, WHY do the goody-goody Weiss kittens over there get to have all the fun? *gestures toward Youji and Aya, still snogging and seeming to have forgotten all about the other people in the room*
Kattaiya (6:10:45 PM): Brad: That's an invitation, is it?
Schu: What do YOU think?
Requiescat 6 (6:15:22 PM): Brad: *pushes Schuldich back against the wall* I think someone needs to be reminded of what he'd be missing out on if he deprived me of sex for a week.
Schu: *smirks* *yanks Brad down by his tie and kisses him hard*
Kattaiya (6:21:20 PM): And this is where the PG rating runs out. So they all lived not HAPPILY ever after but certainly sexually sated ever after. The end.
Stay tuned for the sequal, just in case there is one. *g*
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Date: 2004-02-16 08:31 am (UTC)Keep up with the Weiss spam. I enjoy it. ^^
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Date: 2004-02-16 08:32 am (UTC)and... Ken the valley girl! What would he WEAR? Like, OH mah GAWD.*snigger*
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Date: 2004-02-16 09:35 am (UTC)Possibly. But like I said-we Old School, yo. Original Valley.
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Date: 2004-02-16 09:55 am (UTC)And I know, icon love. *loves Cori*
... Hm, and just for good measure... *sends hippy love waves at Ji* Wouldn't want you to feel left out. ^^
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Date: 2004-02-16 10:00 am (UTC)Just like Youji. :D
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Date: 2004-02-16 10:49 am (UTC)And random slang is, like, sooo much better than old school slang!!!!!!! *giggles*