I'm BORED.
Mar. 20th, 2004 07:02 pmThe Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Sometimes
Do you party a lot? How often?: No, I'm rather anti-social.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: They would give me a mental disorder, I'm sure. So no.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Too much.
Do you skip classes? How often?: I used to occasionally, before year 11 and 12. You just can't afford it in college, though.
Do you have casual sex? Protected? Depends, what's your definition of casual sex?
Do you steal?: Not since I was a child.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? How do you mean inappropriate? I don't think so, though.
Do you drool over celebrities?: Oh, sometimes. Not as much as people think I do, though.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Hah. No.
Do you ever watch the News?: My dad is obsessed. It's impossible to escape even if I wanted to.
Do you even care about world issues?: Yes.
Do you read books often?: Not as often as I used to, partially because I have less time and partially because I'm obsessed with the internet. And I really regret it.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: Against all reason, no.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Not really, actually.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: HELL. NO.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Why bother?
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Crush? Not exactly. More like, I'm in love with one person and am momentarily attracted to basically the rest of the universe.
Do you cuss a lot?: More than I should.
Are you desperate to fit in?: Stopped caring a LONG time ago.
Are you intelligent?: Everyone tells me I am. Sometimes I don't know, but I guess.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: I wish.
Black eyeliner?: My favourite makeup, that.
Black eyeshadow?: Um... yes, now that I think about it. Though I don't wear it much.
Black trenchcoat?: I would kill for one.
Black boots?: Dude, I have the best knee-high hooker boots ever.
Black fishnets?: Nope.
Black nail polish?: It's sparkly. So I don't think it counts.
Cigarettes?: See above- HELL. NO.
Heavy metal music?: Yes, amongst a whole lot of other music.
Marilyn Manson?: Er... no. Though SOME of his music is okay.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Not so much as lack of smile and vague depression.
What do you like to be seen as: I don't really think about it. Intelligent, I guess.
Are you an intellectual?: Yes.
An atheist?: No, not really.
Horrible home life?: You wouldn't call it horrible, exactly... just... not brilliant.
Hopelessly depressed?: Sometimes
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Not usually
Self-mutilation?: That question makes it seem like something glamorous rather than a disorder.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: Not currently in my posession, though I wouldn't mind some.
Big black boots?: I. Want. Docs. GIMME.
Mohawk?: ... no.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: Excessive, no. I'm all for multiple piercings, though.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Loud and confident? Once. Opinionated? Usually.
Wild hair colors?: I like them, I'd use them if mum didn't keep going on about how it would wreck my blonde streaks.Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Yes, especially those that appeal to my socialist opinions
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: I don't know, precisely. I do know that when I've done tests they generally say Highly Intelligent. *shrug*
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Sometimes.
Play a lot of sports?: No.
Talk a lot about sports?: Depends who with.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: I don't think about sport that much at all.
Are you arrogant?: I don't think so.
Are you a male or female whore?: Hm, in an emotional and theoretical sense, perhaps. (Have fun deciphering that.)
Are you homophobic?: Ahah. Ahah. How about NO?
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: I'm on the 'teased' side of the scale. Joy for me.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: Um... yes. Though being teased rather than a teaser, this is not really surprising.
Boobs = yes?: Do I have them, or do I like them? Oh, whatever. Yes.
Parties = yes?: Not usually.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: I'm a nerd. What do you think?
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: At times. Not usually.
Have you ever been on a diet?: Drop in and out.
How much did you lose?: Never counted.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: I have had eating disorders before, yes. Not seriously though.
Make yourself throw up?: Yes.
Make-up?: Sometimes.
Low-cut tops?: Yeah, some.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: Isn't this a rather personal question? Oh, like it matters. 14E.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Yes. Or tug, or twine, depending on the hairstyle.
Giggle a lot?: My secret shame.
What's the deal with boys?: maybe ask me when I'm not at an all-girls school.
Thongs?: Why bother? They're uncomfortable and pointless.
Pretty bras?: *shrug* Sort of.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Er, no.
Are you a feminist?: At times
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Yes.
How often do you shave your legs?: When it occurs to me. Which is maybe once a week.
How about your armpits?: When I think I need to.
Are you emotional?: Sometimes. Lots of the time I'm apathetic.
Especially when on your period?: Never really paid much attention, though I'm probably crankier.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality.
Independence or Companionship?: Independence
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: I used to be an extrovert. I'm more of an introvert now.
Popularity or Isolation?: Isolation.
Unique or Loved?: Loved.
Understood or Individual?: Individual.
You or Them?: Depends on the situation.
Can anyone tell I'm trying to avoid my history oral? Yeah.
GOD I'M BORED.
Plus, I feel it needs to be documented that I've found PROOF Mark is gay. That being in the lyrics to La Vie Boheme B, like so:All: "To faggots, to dykes, to lezzies, to crossdressers!"
Maureen: "To me!"
Mark: "To me!"
Collins and Angel: "To me!"
Note that Maureen has a girlfriend, Collins and Angel are going out and Angel is a crossdresser.
That is all.