I just keep proving my stupid, don't I.

[tammaiya]

I think I'm cursed. Or amazingly amazingly stupid. Probably both.

I'm sure you've all heard the tale of how my family found out about the slash some 2 or so years ago, and how they bring it up at every available opportunity. Most of you have, anyway, and those of you who have find it hysterically funny. Basically because it is- hey, I'm good at laughing at myself.

Which is why I'll admit that this, too, is funny.

Refer to last post, about how I'm writing kinky bondage pr0n. Yep, that one. Now, when I got home from work...

Dad: "Oh, you're going back to the computer to write more poofter pornography, are you?"
Me: "......."
Dad: "It's not MY fault you left it open on the screen."
Me: *FACEPALM*

If that is not enough to gain either your sympathy or amusement, please note that these were the last two lines displayed on the screen:

“This is going to hurt,” Crawford informed him bluntly, ignoring the complaint and the quiet yelps that Schuldich made as he pushed first one then two fingers inside.
“I… know… that!” Schuldich ground out sourly. “I’m not a bloody virgin, sheesh!”

Uh huh. Yeah.

KILL ME.

Comments

[ryokophoenix.livejournal.com]

I would laugh, if I was not so horrified. >.<
If that ever happened to me...
Oh lordy.
You have both my sympathy AND my amusement.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's rather what I expected. *grin*

My god, these things keep happening to me... *shakes head* I think it says something that that was the only referrence dad made to it, really.

[ashen_key]

*grins and giggles again* My poor pillow.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up. *sulk*

[ashen_key]

What? You were a good pillow! Very comfortable. It's nice using others as a pillow for once. Usually I'm the pillow.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

*grumble*

[ashen_key]

*smiles sweetly*

[yakalskovich]

Well, ahm, basic security on shared computers normally is not that hard to do. And those two lines are - rather telling.

*giggles*

Ahm, by the way, here is the painting I was going on about:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/yakalskovich/31507.html

And could one of you poke Frar if she's at all well and can be talked to? She's sitting on an email I sent her a few days ago, and hasn't been seen online since...

Thanks!

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's pretty...

Yes, that was completely my own idiocy. The entire family already knows about and mocks me for the, as they call it, "bad gay porn", so I've gotten a lot more careless about it. Argh, am idiot.

[yakalskovich]

Well, that's what my favourite Starving Artist does, so that proves starving for your art is worth it, isn't it? *grins*

"Only the paranoid survive", dear Siobhan. You should see me emptying everything that can be emptied on my computer at work every time I go home or even leave it alone for a longish time - it would so not do if anyone happened upon one of my numerous mail accounts, or even my LJs. I so don't feel like justifying what I do to clueless mundanes & muggles.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm just so used to being laughed at that it really isn't so bad anymore. Just occasionally squicky. *grin*

[woodstock-21.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Silly Billy!!

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

HO, yeah.

[woodstock-21.livejournal.com]

*pokes* AHVE YOU FINISHED?????

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

... nooooo. *pitiful expression* 2565 words so far. I can't even write a short PWP! *mourn*

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

*fools around in a foolish way*