If I had common sense I'd regret this.

[tammaiya]

Everything I Learned From X

- Life is unfair. VERY unfair.

- Free will? Is a LIE. Everything is going to suck no matter what you do, so you may as well just angst about it.

- Romance is invariably doomed, generally by death

- Don't bother loving; it will bring you one hell of a lot of pain. Literally- the person you love will probably break your arm or stab a sword through your hand.

- Don't bother wishing for ANYTHING unless it's death, because you ain't gonna get it, honey. In fact, don't wish for any specific kind of death, either. The Universe has better things to do than cater to your whims, and it's probably laughing at you anyway.

- Just accept the fact that you are going to be miserable and that you will die, and move on.

- Being on the good side will automatically make you a lot more useless than you could have been for no apparent reason.

- Killing people's sisters- including your own- is a very good way of illustrating how evil you are.

- Technically speaking, it doesn't actually matter whether the world ends or not because chances are you won't be around to find out.

- Brutal murder is disturbingly pretty

- Age differences are entirely unimportant

- Cherry blossoms are really very sinister

- Calling your dog spirit "Dog Spirit" is a viable option

- You don't need to have apparent homicidal or suicidal tendencies to want to bring about the end of the world

- Computers are lethal

- CLAMP is smoking some very special shit, and they have more issues than a monkey has fleas.


Anyone got any other suggestions?

Comments

[corialis.livejournal.com]

- The prettier you are, the more likely it is that you had a really tragic past or will have a tragic future. Or both.

- If the air is suddenly filled with sakura or feathers, run.

- When in doubt, lick your enemy. Bonus points if they're tied up and/or bloody.

- Life is pain. Don't believe anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. They're probably selling something anyway. ([/gratuitous Princess Bride reference])

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

- There's no real use in angsting about what you could have done differently; you never actually had a choice. Don't let that stop you angsting, though.

[min1979.livejournal.com]

Brutal murder is disturbingly pretty that should be on a sparkly, pink, disgustingly cutesy shirt. I'd wear it everywhere.

(Of course, I also have a Chobits shirt but I'm probably the true and original CLAMP whore. "eew! het. OHMYGODSAKURAANDLIOTPOTPOTPOMG*dies*")

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Heeee! That's like me.

"OMG Het is like, LAAAAAAM- ooh, Sakura/Li is so CUTE!" *sparkle*

I would also like that t-shirt. We should order them. Hee.