A bored Siobhan equals an insane Siobhan
Jul. 11th, 2004 11:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tammaiyaI'm bored, so I'm going to do that fic-summary meme. (Be warned: excess silliness and inaccuracy. *grin*)
Letting Go
Subaru: i hate my life & i wnat 2 die. *angst*
Hokuto: *is dead*
Seishirou: *is also dead*
Subaru: ... wah. *wants to die some more* *thinks of Kamui* *guilt*
...*angst*
A Bigger Box
Hokuto: Hurry up!
Subaru: But! These clothes are non-existant! *looks embarrassed*
Hokuto: So? That's the point.
Seishirou: *knocks on door*
Hokuto: OMGOMGOMG answer it moron.
Subaru: *is embarrassed*
Hokuto: *is fangirly*
Seishirou: *is sekritly laughing* Nice clothes. *is not-so-sekrity a paedophile --;*
Subaru: *blush*
Seishirou: *gives Subaru Mysterious Box*
Subaru: *opens mysterious box and has mysterious flash-back when faced with mysterious sakura* *promptly forgets mysterious flash-back in face of cute teddy*
Seishirou: MWAHAHAHAHAH watch as I drop very obvious hints that I am evil!
Subaru: *blink* Seishirou-san, did you say something?
Seishirou: *innocently* Who, me?
Hokuto: *looks suspicious* You're the Sakurazukamori, aren't you!
Seishirou: *shrug* Where'd you get that idea from, I wonder. Was it the name? The gratuitous cherry blossoms?
Hokuto: Oh, whatever. So long as you shag my brother I don't care.
Seishirou: *sweatdrop*
Subaru: *happily oblivious*
Hokuto: *tips soup on Subaru* Damn, now you'll have to go have a shower, what a pity.
Subaru: ... did you do that on purpose?
Hokuto: *shifty look* Maybe.
Subaru: Huh. *goes to have shower and conveniently forgets change of clothes*
Hokuto: Mwahahaha am teh rox.
Subaru: *returns wearing only a towel*
Seishirou: ... *has dirty thoughts*
Subaru: *trips on box and lands in compromising position*
Hokuto: *tries to look as though she didn't just push the box in Subaru's way*
Seishirou: *is paedophile*
Subaru: *dies of embarrassment*
And, just for a bonus, an extract from X:
Kamui: *angst*
Subaru: *angst*
Kamui: ... *ANGST*
Subaru: ... *ANGST*
Kamui: *annoyed* Hey, that's my line! Quit it!
Subaru: *glare* I've been angsting for 9 fucking years! NOBODY out-angsts me!
~Bitch fight~
Kamui: I know! Let's angst TOGETHER.
Subaru: Good plan.
Kamui and Subaru: *ANGST ANGST ANGST!*
Okay, attention span has run out now. ^^;
Letting Go
Subaru: i hate my life & i wnat 2 die. *angst*
Hokuto: *is dead*
Seishirou: *is also dead*
Subaru: ... wah. *wants to die some more* *thinks of Kamui* *guilt*
...*angst*
A Bigger Box
Hokuto: Hurry up!
Subaru: But! These clothes are non-existant! *looks embarrassed*
Hokuto: So? That's the point.
Seishirou: *knocks on door*
Hokuto: OMGOMGOMG answer it moron.
Subaru: *is embarrassed*
Hokuto: *is fangirly*
Seishirou: *is sekritly laughing* Nice clothes. *is not-so-sekrity a paedophile --;*
Subaru: *blush*
Seishirou: *gives Subaru Mysterious Box*
Subaru: *opens mysterious box and has mysterious flash-back when faced with mysterious sakura* *promptly forgets mysterious flash-back in face of cute teddy*
Seishirou: MWAHAHAHAHAH watch as I drop very obvious hints that I am evil!
Subaru: *blink* Seishirou-san, did you say something?
Seishirou: *innocently* Who, me?
Hokuto: *looks suspicious* You're the Sakurazukamori, aren't you!
Seishirou: *shrug* Where'd you get that idea from, I wonder. Was it the name? The gratuitous cherry blossoms?
Hokuto: Oh, whatever. So long as you shag my brother I don't care.
Seishirou: *sweatdrop*
Subaru: *happily oblivious*
Hokuto: *tips soup on Subaru* Damn, now you'll have to go have a shower, what a pity.
Subaru: ... did you do that on purpose?
Hokuto: *shifty look* Maybe.
Subaru: Huh. *goes to have shower and conveniently forgets change of clothes*
Hokuto: Mwahahaha am teh rox.
Subaru: *returns wearing only a towel*
Seishirou: ... *has dirty thoughts*
Subaru: *trips on box and lands in compromising position*
Hokuto: *tries to look as though she didn't just push the box in Subaru's way*
Seishirou: *is paedophile*
Subaru: *dies of embarrassment*
And, just for a bonus, an extract from X:
Kamui: *angst*
Subaru: *angst*
Kamui: ... *ANGST*
Subaru: ... *ANGST*
Kamui: *annoyed* Hey, that's my line! Quit it!
Subaru: *glare* I've been angsting for 9 fucking years! NOBODY out-angsts me!
~Bitch fight~
Kamui: I know! Let's angst TOGETHER.
Subaru: Good plan.
Kamui and Subaru: *ANGST ANGST ANGST!*
Okay, attention span has run out now. ^^;
