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tammaiyaFor Shirann! Raphael/Gabriel- this probably wasn't at ALL what you expected. ^^;
"Raph, if you eat that, I swear I will kill you. And no immortality or Michael will save you."
Raphael looked up guilty from his intent stare at the cake on the table. "What about God? Metatron?"
"Not even them," Gabriel said darkly, wielding a kitchen knife in a rather intimidating fashion. "So step away from the cake."
"But Gaaaaaaaaaab!" Raphael whined pleadingly, "it's chocolate! You know how much I like chocolate! This is inhumane!"
"We're not humans," Gabriel pointed out calmly. "And this is not your cake. This is, in fact, Lucifer's cake. So he at least would be on my side if I decided to kill you."
"But-!"
"No ifs. No buts. No maybes. This cake is staying here- uneaten, I might add- until Lucifer gets here. And you are going to accept this, aren't you?"
"Um… no?"
Gabriel resisted the urge to stab the knife into the table or the cake or possibly even Raphael. "Yes! You are! Or I will be forced to do something unpleasant!"
Raphael considered this carefully. "Like?" he asked eventually, because it is always good to know all the options.
"You don't want to know."
"I'm hungry!"
"Well cook your own cake!" Gabriel said exasperatedly. "Or buy one. Make God create you one. I don't care, just stop being a nuisance and get out of the damn kitchen!"
Raphael grinned. "I don't want another cake. I want this cake. You should take it as a compliment to your cooking skills."
"Thank you," Gabriel replied, words forced out between gritted teeth. "I'll bear that in mind if I'm ever in doubt of my own talent and in desperate need of an ego boost. Now get out."
"Have you even tried it?" Raphael asked innocently, edging ever closer to both Gabriel and the cake.
And the knife, but that wasn't quite so intentional.
"What?" Gabriel stared at him. "Of course not, don't be daft."
"It's bad luck for the cook not to try the food first," Raphael said cheerfully. "It would be silly to leave things like that!"
Before Gabriel could tell Raphael what complete and utter bullshit this was, the shorter angel sprung forward, grabbing a handful of the cake and stuffing it in Gabriel's mouth.
"Mmph!"
Gabriel's mind went blank for a second. He really hadn't been expecting that… and the perfection of the cake was marred. Damn it. Just as well Metatron wasn't here, or he'd be fussing over it.
When Gabriel's sense of righteous indignation caught up to the rest of him, it was already too late.
"Mmmble mmph MMM MMA!"
"Sorry, what was that?" Raphael said sweetly. "It's good and I should try it? Why thank you, I think I will."
Cheeky grin still in place and green eyes sparkling with mischief, Raphael yanked Gabriel down by the ponytail and kissed him firmly, stealing a large part of the cake whilst he was at it.
"Mm, good cake," he said thoughtfully when he pulled back. "Luce will love it, so, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him now. Bye!"
He ran out of the kitchen cheerfully, and had just exited the room by the time a frozen Gabriel had both processed this and swallowed the remains of his cake.
"RAPHAEL! Come back here, you moron! Argh! If Metatron kills you it's your own fault! RAPH!"
Retrospectively, Gabriel would admit he was actually far more upset that Raphael had messed up the cake.
Not to Raphael, however.
Very silly. *can't believe what she just wrote* *... headdesk*
"Raph, if you eat that, I swear I will kill you. And no immortality or Michael will save you."
Raphael looked up guilty from his intent stare at the cake on the table. "What about God? Metatron?"
"Not even them," Gabriel said darkly, wielding a kitchen knife in a rather intimidating fashion. "So step away from the cake."
"But Gaaaaaaaaaab!" Raphael whined pleadingly, "it's chocolate! You know how much I like chocolate! This is inhumane!"
"We're not humans," Gabriel pointed out calmly. "And this is not your cake. This is, in fact, Lucifer's cake. So he at least would be on my side if I decided to kill you."
"But-!"
"No ifs. No buts. No maybes. This cake is staying here- uneaten, I might add- until Lucifer gets here. And you are going to accept this, aren't you?"
"Um… no?"
Gabriel resisted the urge to stab the knife into the table or the cake or possibly even Raphael. "Yes! You are! Or I will be forced to do something unpleasant!"
Raphael considered this carefully. "Like?" he asked eventually, because it is always good to know all the options.
"You don't want to know."
"I'm hungry!"
"Well cook your own cake!" Gabriel said exasperatedly. "Or buy one. Make God create you one. I don't care, just stop being a nuisance and get out of the damn kitchen!"
Raphael grinned. "I don't want another cake. I want this cake. You should take it as a compliment to your cooking skills."
"Thank you," Gabriel replied, words forced out between gritted teeth. "I'll bear that in mind if I'm ever in doubt of my own talent and in desperate need of an ego boost. Now get out."
"Have you even tried it?" Raphael asked innocently, edging ever closer to both Gabriel and the cake.
And the knife, but that wasn't quite so intentional.
"What?" Gabriel stared at him. "Of course not, don't be daft."
"It's bad luck for the cook not to try the food first," Raphael said cheerfully. "It would be silly to leave things like that!"
Before Gabriel could tell Raphael what complete and utter bullshit this was, the shorter angel sprung forward, grabbing a handful of the cake and stuffing it in Gabriel's mouth.
"Mmph!"
Gabriel's mind went blank for a second. He really hadn't been expecting that… and the perfection of the cake was marred. Damn it. Just as well Metatron wasn't here, or he'd be fussing over it.
When Gabriel's sense of righteous indignation caught up to the rest of him, it was already too late.
"Mmmble mmph MMM MMA!"
"Sorry, what was that?" Raphael said sweetly. "It's good and I should try it? Why thank you, I think I will."
Cheeky grin still in place and green eyes sparkling with mischief, Raphael yanked Gabriel down by the ponytail and kissed him firmly, stealing a large part of the cake whilst he was at it.
"Mm, good cake," he said thoughtfully when he pulled back. "Luce will love it, so, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him now. Bye!"
He ran out of the kitchen cheerfully, and had just exited the room by the time a frozen Gabriel had both processed this and swallowed the remains of his cake.
"RAPHAEL! Come back here, you moron! Argh! If Metatron kills you it's your own fault! RAPH!"
Retrospectively, Gabriel would admit he was actually far more upset that Raphael had messed up the cake.
Not to Raphael, however.
Very silly. *can't believe what she just wrote* *... headdesk*
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Date: 2004-10-12 05:43 am (UTC)You cruel little child. Though I'm still wondering how one yanks someone down by the ponytail and THEN kisses them, unless said ponytail is growing out of their forehead.
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Date: 2004-10-12 06:02 am (UTC)Easy! You reach behind them, grab their ponytail, and yank UP. Which isn't technically yanking down, noooo, but you ARE yanking THEM down. Or something. *g*
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Date: 2004-10-12 06:28 am (UTC)So precious! Lucifer's cake indeed...
Really not what I was expecting, but... This was so adorable! <3 <3 <3!!!!
*glomps* Sankyuu! ^__________^
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Date: 2004-10-12 10:18 am (UTC)I <3 this story to bits!
<3 <3 <3!
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