Because we all need a little more X crack in our lives.

[tammaiya]

My party was also good! much watching of dvds. and such. Also I got drunk and fell over but it wore off. Mari and sis and Claire got drunk off FUMES which was just hilarious. Anyway, I want to go on to the X crack now so enough with the details.

schiarire (8:46:07 PM): Bitchfights! Wallsex! Foursomes! So hot it's smokin'!



*after I point out that the X fandom at large is mostly of the impression I don't do angst, and Cori and Ji laugh loudly at me:*

Kattaiya (8:19:54 PM): Well I don't really write X angst
schiarire (8:19:59 PM): That is strange.
Kattaiya (8:20:00 PM): because I am contrary
schiarire (8:20:01 PM): Considering the fandom.
Kattaiya (8:20:04 PM): I know!
Kattaiya (8:20:12 PM): Contrary. Sub-consciously.
schiarire (8:20:21 PM): Dude, I demand Fuuma/Seishirou angst now.
Kattaiya (8:20:31 PM): ...
Kattaiya (8:20:34 PM): ... no. *g*
schiarire (8:20:51 PM): It could totally...
Uh...
Somehow...
...
schiarire (8:20:52 PM): No.
schiarire (8:20:59 PM): You could do it from Kamui's POV.
schiarire (8:21:03 PM): ...no, that would be funny.
Kattaiya (8:21:04 PM): it just doesn't work. Also, christmas fics.
Kattaiya (8:21:07 PM): yeah, it would be.
Kattaiya (8:21:08 PM): XD
schiarire (8:21:11 PM): ...XD
requiescat6 (8:23:23 PM): that would be funny. because it would be Subaru and Kamui being all angsty and "dude, our supposed-to-be boyfriends are shagging each other and not us, woe."
Kattaiya (8:23:54 PM): "Wanna shag?"

*pause*

"Nah. I'd rather angst."

"Oh."

*angst*
requiescat6 (8:24:53 PM): "Maybe we should go stalk them and attempt to get them to try and kill us some more."
schiarire (8:24:42 PM): That's totally what they'd do.
schiarire (8:24:52 PM): Kamui: Did he tell you --
Subaru: He had a --
Kamui: Yes!
Kattaiya (8:25:14 PM): Subaru: Bastard. *sulk*
Kamui: Yeah. *sulks too*
schiarire (8:25:47 PM): Subaru: You think --
Kamui: No.
Subaru: But --
Kamui: I know.
Subaru: Men.
Kamui: I know.
requiescat6 (8:26:12 PM): Subaru: I mean, years.
Kattaiya (8:26:55 PM): Kamui: ... years?
Subaru: Years! Years of angst and sexual fucking frustration! And I was just about to... I mean... Never mind. *cough*
requiescat6 (8:27:52 PM): Kamui: I don't know, if you were, then he wouldn't've left you.
Subaru: *twitch*
schiarire (8:27:53 PM): Kamui: But still, I know what you mean. I mean, what about my childhood? Huh? HUH? ... sorry. I'm done.
Kattaiya (8:34:38 PM): Subaru: Well, you were tossing up over the girl. It doesn't really count. And that's LESS years.
requiescat6 (8:35:01 PM): Subaru: All things considered, really, I'd say I have more right to be offended than you.
Kattaiya (8:36:16 PM): Kamui: I was willing to be molested! I wasn't trying to kill him!
Subaru: I wasn't either!
Kamui: You weren't?
Subaru: NO.
Kamui: ... does he know that? I mean, you might want to tell him. 'Hey, Seishirou-san! Really I don't want to kill you. Actually I just want you to shag me.'
Subaru: ...
Subaru: Maybe I was a bit too subtle.
schiarire (8:34:51 PM): (Somewhere else)
Seishirou: *smokes*
Fuuma: *jerks chin at cigarette all manly like*
Seishirou: *gives smokes*
Fuuma: *manly nod of thanks*
Both: *smoke into the sunset*
schiarire (8:37:02 PM): Fuuma can smoke if I want, dammit.
requiescat6 (8:37:20 PM): (back at the angst cave)
Kattaiya (8:38:14 PM): Kamui: Subtle. Yeah. Like, REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY subtle.
schiarire (8:37:18 PM): Subaru: Like you ever told Fuuma that, hypocritical bitch face!
requiescat6 (8:39:32 PM): And then it all dissolves into foofy hand-slapping. XD
Kattaiya (8:39:40 PM): Okay, I post now. XD
requiescat6 (8:40:45 PM): It is things like this that make the fandom go "tammaiya? angst? what now?"
schiarire (8:40:19 PM): Dude, no, no they slap each other around and THEN SEX.
schiarire (8:40:26 PM): ...
And there is a wall.
schiarire (8:40:29 PM): *runs away*
Kattaiya (8:41:41 PM): No, then they angst more. And fuuma and SEISHIROU have sex. Then Subaru and Kamui demand explanations, Fuuma and Seishirou cackle inwardly about the success (on all planes!) of their sekrit ev0l plan and they all shag happily ever after. Sometimes in foursomes. The end.
requiescat6 (8:43:07 PM): we like walls, don't we.
Kattaiya (8:43:30 PM): we DO.
Kattaiya (8:43:32 PM): it's our kink.
schiarire (8:43:55 PM): it really is.
requiescat6 (8:43:33 PM): also foursomes. Because any fic that begins with "they are having sex! and not with us!" is bound to dissolve into foursome territory eventually.
Kattaiya (8:43:47 PM): definitely.
requiescat6 (8:45:26 PM): and that solves all those endless silly pairing debates. granted, those are mostly over subaru/kamui vs subaru/seishirou, but you can't have kamui without fuuma so everyone shags everyone in the end.
schiarire (8:43:59 PM): (WHERE IS THE WALL!)
Kattaiya (8:45:33 PM): You suggested it. Subaru and Seishirou can have angry sex against the wall.
Kattaiya (8:45:36 PM): There we all go.
schiarire (8:45:47 PM): Nnnnnnnnngokay.
schiarire (8:45:49 PM): Okay.
schiarire (8:45:52 PM): Now it is all there.
Kattaiya (8:45:57 PM): oh yeah baby.
schiarire (8:46:07 PM): Bitchfights! Wallsex! Foursomes! So hot it's smokin'!
requiescat6 (8:47:59 PM): Ji should go into advertising.

Comments

[fahye.livejournal.com]

How do I miss this conversations? You are my darlings. The house in Spain will be covered with big billboards that say WALLSEX and BITCHFIGHTS. FOURSOMES can be taken down on weekends so as not to alarm my visiting relatives as to the nature of our marriage relationship.

*love to you all*

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Actually this was conducted by copy-paste on my behalf, psychic timing and me doing some editing before I posted. Come on AIM, I'm not on MSN at the moment. *love to you also* <3

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Because I'm sure the other two billboards would not be alarming at all. *g*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, okay :P