Part II and the end of the crack!
Jan. 16th, 2005 02:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tammaiyaYou know that crack I directed you people to over at ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
crazylittleme's LJ? With the Seishirou and the being Kamui's father and the Elephant Love Medley? Yeah, that. Here's the rest of it. *g*
KelseyML (1:54:28 PM): "Seishirou-san, I'm a grown man! I can take care of myself."
"BARELY! *yanks up shirt* Look, I can COUNT YOUR RIBS."
"Sei-shi-rou-SAN!"
"oo"
"...Kamui, stop staring. I thought we agreed that Subaru-kun is mine."
Kattaiya (1:56:07 PM): "I never agreed to that."
"*turns crimson* Kamui!"
"I'm going to dock your pocket-money for a month, young man!"
"... I don't get pocket money."
"*blink* Oh yes. Well, I'll have to sort that out. Then dock it. But before that Subaru-kun needs to eat."
KelseyML (1:58:39 PM): "What am I going to eat?"
"*eyeing up the bare skin* I'm sure we can think of... something."
*long pause*
"S... Seishirou-san?"
"Dad! Earth to Dad!"
Kattaiya (2:03:04 PM): "*smacks self* Getting distracted when Subaru-kun needs to eat! How terrible of me. I know, how about we go out for ice-cream?"
"*confused* Ice-cream?"
"*warily* Dad..."
"You don't seem excited, Kamui! It'll be just like old times. *pause* For both of you, really, though not with each other."
"......... oo;"
"Dad, what are you playing at."
"Me? Oh, nothing. You know, I can think of someone else who might like to go for ice-cream too."
"Yuzu-chan?"
"No, no, Subaru-kun. Someone... else."
KelseyML (2:05:17 PM): "Karen-san?"
"No, Subaru-kun."
"Kamui's stuffed bunny rabbit?"
"...........no."
"SUBARU!"
"Wait, when did you see the inside of Kamui's bedroom?!"
"Are we ever going to get over this?!"
Kattaiya (2:08:55 PM): "No. Subaru-kun, when and WHY did you see the inside of Kamui's bedroom? *suspicious glare at his son*"
"*exasperatedly* Gee, I don't know. Maybe when he went inside after certain people TRAUMATISED HIM FOR LIFE?"
"... *shifty look*"
"Why are you yelling at me? I was hardly certain people."
"Well, no. I guess. But you did that to me. *pauses and adds for good measure, without any real malice:* Jerk."
"Sorry, Subaru-kun."
"Hmph."
"Speaking of certain people, however..."
"Oh NO."
"Kamui, you don't even know what I was going to say yet!"
KelseyML (2:12:01 PM): "I don't need to know! I already know!"
"...what?"
"SHUT UP, DAD."
"Seishirou-san, I don't think it's really necessary to get ice cream."
"Subaru-kun, it would be like a family outing! And Kamui, if you do not come with us, I will assume you are infatuated with Subaru-kun. And I will force you to wear a chastity belt."
Kattaiya (2:18:29 PM): "Dad... Dad, you've really lost it this time, haven't you? I mean, on a crazy scale of 1 to 10? This is 100. This is crazier than the power outage thing! Crazier than that Christmas in Ueno Park!"
"... you knew those were me?"
"*sweatdrop* YES. And your obsession with Subaru is BEATING THAT. You're a complete dork when you're in love, jeez."
"Kamui, I don't think-"
"Subaru-kun? What don't you think?"
"Well I just think he's exaggerating a little that's all. *embarrassed and staring at the floor*"
"Oh, no. He's right. My love for you is quite vast and quite obsessive. ^_^"
"Y-you... I..."
"*mutter* Quite? HAH."
"Be quiet, Kamui. Now, about that ice-cream. I'll call Fuuma-kun and see if he can come, he's always loved ice-cream! Remember how we all used to go for ice-cream together, Kamui?"
"*sarcastically* Oh yes. And of course he still loves ice-cream now he's an insane psychopath because things like that NEVER change, even when one is trying to destroy the WORLD."
"Actually, that's true. I took him out for ice-cream the other day."
"... Seishirou-san, you took Fuuma out for ice-cream?"
"Are you jealous, Subaru-kun?"
KelseyML (2:21:09 PM): "Oh, you're one to talk!"
"Stay OUT of this, Kamui. Are you, Subaru-kun?"
"*crestfallen* We used to go out for ice cream together..."
"*grins, knows what's coming*"
"S--Seishirou-san... *gives him The Eyes*"
Kattaiya (2:24:24 PM): "Subaru-kun! *goes down on his knees and grabs Subaru's hands* It's different, you know it's different! We used to go with Hokuto-chan too, didn't we? Fuuma-kun is like... my son-in-law!"
"WHAT?!"
"*ignores Kamui* I was simply taking him out for ice-cream much in the way I would take Kamui for ice-cream! Don't you believe me?"
"SON-IN-LAW?! DAAAD!"
"*smiles* And that's exactly how I feel about Kamui."
"... SUBARUUUUUUU!"
"Well, not exactly. More like a brother than a son."
"That's kinky, since my father is your BOYFRIEND. Are either of you listening to me? No? Well FINE."
"I'll call Fuuma-kun then! *nikoniko*"
KelseyML (2:29:44 PM): "*sighs happily, watching him go* He got down on his knees for me..."
"....not going there brain you are so not going there brain la la la la la."
"*absent-mindedly adjusts his shirt* *still glowing* <3"
"You're so pathetic. Not that you weren't before. At least you're happy being pathetic now."
"^_^<3"
"....*reluctantly smiles back* *well, Subaru is so pretty when he does that*"
Kattaiya (2:32:01 PM): "*calls back* Kamui, are you flirting with Subaru-kun?"
"What? No! You paranoid- you just said you believed us! *wonders if Seishirou has psychic powers or if he's using a shikigami or something*"
"*comes back, walking up behind Subaru and sliding his arms around him* I trust Subaru-kun. I never said ANYTHING about trusting you. As I said to Karen-san: you're your father's son. I'm so proud of you. <3"
KelseyML (2:33:43 PM): "You're proud of me, yet you want to prevent me from achieving my goal?"
"AHA! So you ARE after Subaru-kun!"
"*blinks* He is? *leans back against Seishirou* <3"
"Don't worry, I'll protect you. <3"
"YOU BOTH ARE MADE OF CRAZY. CRAAAAZY."
Kattaiya (2:36:15 PM): "Yes, thank you, Kamui. No, I just think you need a new goal. And I have more practice at being devious than you, so give up."
"You're so mean to me, daddy. ;;"
"Nonononono! Kamui! Not the look! I still love you! You'll always be my beautiful little boy with your pretty purple eyes and- *goes all gooey*"
"Oo; I see what you mean about doting..."
"~_~ Dad..."
KelseyML (2:39:27 PM): "Subaru-kun, have I ever shown you Kamui's baby pictures?"
"DAD, NO NO NO NO NO!"
"*amused* If this is a way of subtly reminding me how much older I am than Kamui, you don't need to do it."
"Actually, I just think they're rather cute. Besides *smirk* I know for a fact that you prefer older men. <3"
"*goes bright red*"
"DAD, do you have ANY tact?"
"Look, it's the picture of your first bubble bath!"
Kattaiya (2:43:02 PM): "*WAIL*"
"Aw, that's really cute. *smothers a laugh*"
"And this is the one of when Kamui and Fuuma-kun first met! Don't they make a cute couple?"
"DAAAAAAAD!"
"If it would make you feel any better, Kamui, you could look at the photos of Subaru? They're from when he was your age! Look, this is our first date, and there's Penguin-san!"
"... Seishirou-san, you took a photo of that? I don't remember that."
"That's because you didn't know. ^_^"
KelseyML (2:45:08 PM): "*suspicious* Do you have any other pictures of me that I don't know about?"
"Even if I DID have pictures of you taking a shower, I would never allow anyone else to view them."
"What?!"
"Including you, Kamui."
"Pictures of me taking a shower?!"
Kattaiya (2:47:15 PM): "Pictures of Subaru taking a shower?"
"This is purely hypothetical, you understand."
"Seishirou-san..."
"Dad! You pervert!"
"Kamui, don't be hypocritical. I know perfectly well that you have a photo of Fuuma-kun in the bath."
"THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS 8."
"And you'd have a new one if you'd had the opportunity, wouldn't you?"
"*doesn't quite manage not to look shifty*"
KelseyML (2:49:00 PM): "*smothers a laugh*"
"*seeing this* Well... well YOU have the framed picture of you and your sister and Dad on your nightstand!"
"*flushes* Kamui!"
"Subaru-kun, how romantic! I can't believe I didn't notice it while we were upstairs."
Kattaiya (2:51:00 PM): "*mutters* I hid it. *shoots a dirty look at Kamui*"
"*smirks*"
"You should never be ashamed of your love, Subaru-kun! <3"
"*melts, looking starrily into Seishirou's eyes* Seishirou-san..."
"Gag me."
"KAMUI."
"Sorry, dad. *rolls eyes*"
KelseyML (2:53:10 PM): "You know, I was wondering when you would figure out your father was one of my Angels. >)"
"Fuuma-kun! Now that everyone's here, we can all go out for ice cream. Although if you attempt to take out Subaru-kun's eye, it will mean instant death."
"....Seishirou-san."
"*twitching violently* Fuuma. Here. Fuuma. Here."
Kattaiya (2:53:39 PM): XD Yay! I was looking forward to Fuuma's arrival! *g*
Kattaiya (2:54:46 PM): "*leers at Kamui* Hey, beautiful, long time no see."
"*hysterically* Oh, you mean since the last time you tried to MAIM ME?"
"They're so cute together! I can't wait to plan the wedding!"
"Seishirou-san... *sweatdrop*"
KelseyML (2:58:12 PM): "Kamui, you seem a little upset."
"WHY, because you do perverse sadistic sexual things to me and KILLED YOUR SISTER?!"
"He'll make such a lovely bride! *gush*"
"...wait, why am *I* the bride?!"
"Because Subaru-kun is mine."
"*blinks* Seishirou, you got married?"
"Well. Not officially yet. <3"
Kattaiya (3:00:11 PM): "Congratulations! So... is Sumeragi my mother-in-law?"
"Hey, wait, Seishirou-san-"
"NO! Subaru is no one's mother, okay! And I'm not married to Fuuma! ARGH."
"But, Kamui... you promised you'd always be mine. *dark smile*"
"*goes weak at knees* Th-that was when I was s-seven..."
KelseyML (3:02:25 PM): "Hmm... does this remind you of anyone in particular, Subaru-kun?"
"I was just thinking the same thing. ^^"
"Well, married couples generally ARE on the same wavelength. <3"
"DAD! SUBARU! Why aren't you helping me? Fuuma is scary. ;~;"
Kattaiya (3:04:51 PM): "So? So's Seishirou-san, but that doesn't mean I don't love him. <3"
"SO I LOVE FUUMA. SO WHAT. THAT IS NOT THE POINT!"
"You love me? Aw, baby. *pulls Kamui into his arms and sucks at his neck*"
"^_^ I've always looked forward to the day when Fuuma-kun would be my son-in-law."
"*hyperventilating* FATHER YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WATCH YOUR SON GET MOLESTED IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! HELP!"
KelseyML (3:09:15 PM): "*muses* I suppose it wouldn't be quite appropriate to sit back and watch. *sweeps up Subaru, turns around, and proceeds to kiss him thoroughly*"
"AAAAA AAAAA AAAAAA DADDY SAVE ME."
"*blinks* My in-laws are so hot together."
"I HATE MY LIFE JUMPING OFF BUILDING NOW KTHX."
Kattaiya (3:11:35 PM): "Oh, no you DON'T. >) *grabs Kamui and pulls him flush against him, hands splayed over Kamui's stomach and hips*"
"*breath hitches* Fu-Fuuma... wh-what are you..."
"Well, it's not fair to let your old man have all the fun! *hand straying lower*"
"FUUMA!"
KelseyML (3:13:33 PM): "*walks in* AUGH DEAR GOD MY EYES. SO MUCH GAY."
"What, does he want to join in?"
"Sorata. You. Um. Don't really have to stay. *blushing furiously*"
"Why Kamui, I didn't know you cared. >3"
"Shut up."
"....oh god where is Subaru-san's shirt. NO. DON'T WANT TO KNOW. *FLEES*"
Kattaiya (3:14:38 PM): HAHAHAHA
KelseyML (3:14:48 PM): XDDD Poor Sorata
Kattaiya (3:14:50 PM): we're so mean to poor Sorata. XD
Kattaiya (3:16:36 PM): "So, where were we?"
"*gets the feeling he should say something like 'No! Get off me!' or 'not in the same room as my father, ick!' but Fuuma is very PERSUASIVE* Nnng- wherever you want!"
KelseyML (3:19:11 PM): "*slings him over his shoulder* I think we should adjourn to your room, then. ^_^ *carts him off*"
"......*doesn't want to know how Fuuma knows which room is his*"
--DOWNSTAIRS--
"Mm... Seishirou-san... I thought we were going out for ice cream?"
"It seems our plans have been... delayed."
"....*slowly pales* You know, none of these bedrooms are soundproofed."
Kattaiya (3:21:33 PM): "... Ah. Yes."
"FUUMA!"
"MWAHAHAHA."
"Do that a- mmmmmmm."
"*claps hands over ears*"
"Subaru-kun, are you okay?"
"NO I AM NOT. Seishirou-san, he's YOUR son! Shouldn't you be the one who's feeling disturbed?"
"*shrug* You obviously never met my mother."
"*creeped out silence*"
"I could always distract you from the noise... :3"
KelseyML (3:22:47 PM): "*blush* Seishirou-san! Not in the middle of the living room!"
"Why not? I think we've scared everyone off by now. Although if Karen-san is listening, she is welcome to continue doing so."
"*cheerfully, from the next room* Thanks!"
"*chokes*"
Kattaiya (3:25:21 PM): "What, it's not as if she couldn't hear if we were in the bedrooms."
"He's got a point, Subaru-san! I can hear Monou-kun and Kamui too! ^.^"
"*from the room on the other side* AAAAAUGH! I'M IN A HOUSE OF SEXUAL DEVIANCY!"
"*flatly* You're being prudish."
"... NEE-CHAN?! But... but you're a hidden shrine maiden... Oo;"
"..."
"Subaru-kun, I quite like your Dragons. ^_^"
KelseyML (3:27:25 PM): "*laughs* I rather like them myself."
"Guess which one of them is my favorite, though? <3"
"But what about Kamui?"
"He's my favorite Kamui."
"Well. That makes sense. ^^"
"...Subaru-kun, when did I tie your wrists to the lamp with my tie."
"Seven minutes ago, give or take. Why do you ask?"
Kattaiya (3:34:00 PM): "Oh, no reason. It just doesn't seem like a very stable thing to use. *dubious*"
"Well, that's what bedposts are for. You're the one who wanted to do it in the living room, Seishirou-san."
"True. :D"
"AUUUGH AUUUGH AUUUUGH I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO IN THAT ROOM AGAIN! OR WEAR A TIE!"
"Sorata-san, you don't wear a tie anyway."
"Nee-chan! ;_;"
"*calling out from the kitchen* AND IF YOU'RE SO TRAUMATISED, SORATA-SAN, WHY ARE YOU STILL LISTENING? XD"
"*suspicious silence*"
"*from above* Rijichou, is the soundproofing in this mansion really that bad? Oo;"
"*nikoniko* Oh yes! Is there a problem, Suoh?"
"*considers protesting about all those times when PEOPLE- ie Akira- WERE THERE AND COULD HEAR. Also that he didn't really want to hear the Seals have sex with the Angels.* ... No, rijichou. *sigh*"
"Suoh! It's Nokoru!"
"Subaru-kun, I can't believe you didn't realise people would be able to hear us the first time. *raised eyebrow*"
"*BLUSH* Well usually people aren't yelling!"
KelseyML (3:37:52 PM): "You must have a very well-behaved household, then."
*thumping upstairs, as well as... other noises*
"Speaking of people yelling..."
"Seishirou-san. I am shirtless, tied up, and willing, and you are remarking on the sex your son is currently having."
"He does have a point."
"Nee-chan, what is WRONG with you?!"
"*from the other room* Arashi's a big fan of yaoi~! Didn't you know? She let me look at her collection. *giggles*"
"*sitting in her room, listening to music* Ne, Inuki, why are you hiding under the bed?"
Kattaiya (3:44:08 PM): "You... Nee-chan! You- you... really? Oo;"
"*slight tint* Sorata-san, it's not as if you don't like yuri."
"*shifty look*"
"It's okay."
"What, you're not going to call me a pervert?"
"*from the kitchen* How do you feel about a threesome?"
"*consideringly* Okay."
"NGK."
"Sorata-san, are you quite fine?"
"N-Nee-chan..."
"Or a foursome? I quite like that Yuuto. ^.^"
"Great idea!"
"... Sorata-san, that was a little quick."
"Eheh. Heh."
"That's a little more disturbing to me."
"Seishirou-san?"
"YUUTO."
"SEISHIROU-SAN. Did you completely miss the last thing I said? *very upset*"
"Oh, no. No, not at all. >)"
"S-Seishi-!"
"FUUMA! *moan*"
"*chewing pocky thoughtfully* Ne, Inuki, I wonder what everyone is talking about?"
KelseyML (3:45:30 PM): *dies* And there was much sex for all, except for Yuzuriha, who just ate a lot of pocky. The end.
Kattaiya (3:46:40 PM): And except for Kusanagi, who just had to eat pocky too. Satsuki probably tried to kill Karen, Sorata AND Arashi but ended up... I don't know. Fivesome? With Yuzuriha eating pocky? XD
Kattaiya (3:47:06 PM): AH NOT LIKE THAT
Kattaiya (3:47:14 PM): THE POCKY IS UNCONNECTED TO THE ORGY! I MEANT EATING POCKY WITH YUZURIHA!
KelseyML (3:47:26 PM): YES. And Beast recorded EVERYTHING. Kanoe made millions on Internet porn. And pocky sales.
Kattaiya (3:48:43 PM): And Hinoto and Kakyou perved on everyone from the dreamscape. *snerk*
I'm sure Hokuto is probably perving from the- wait. ew, Subaru is her brother. Oo; Maybe she's perving on Fuuma and Kamui instead.
KelseyML (3:50:14 PM): *L* Maybe everyone else, yeah. And then squeeing in triumph at the post-sex S&S cuddling on the couch. ^^
Kattaiya (3:53:24 PM): heeeee, yes.
Kattaiya (3:53:56 PM): I think we are comedic geniuses. That, or we belong in a psychiatric ward.
KelseyML (3:54:33 PM): OR BOTH! :D
crazylittleme's LJ? With the Seishirou and the being Kamui's father and the Elephant Love Medley? Yeah, that. Here's the rest of it. *g*KelseyML (1:54:28 PM): "Seishirou-san, I'm a grown man! I can take care of myself."
"BARELY! *yanks up shirt* Look, I can COUNT YOUR RIBS."
"Sei-shi-rou-SAN!"
"oo"
"...Kamui, stop staring. I thought we agreed that Subaru-kun is mine."
Kattaiya (1:56:07 PM): "I never agreed to that."
"*turns crimson* Kamui!"
"I'm going to dock your pocket-money for a month, young man!"
"... I don't get pocket money."
"*blink* Oh yes. Well, I'll have to sort that out. Then dock it. But before that Subaru-kun needs to eat."
KelseyML (1:58:39 PM): "What am I going to eat?"
"*eyeing up the bare skin* I'm sure we can think of... something."
*long pause*
"S... Seishirou-san?"
"Dad! Earth to Dad!"
Kattaiya (2:03:04 PM): "*smacks self* Getting distracted when Subaru-kun needs to eat! How terrible of me. I know, how about we go out for ice-cream?"
"*confused* Ice-cream?"
"*warily* Dad..."
"You don't seem excited, Kamui! It'll be just like old times. *pause* For both of you, really, though not with each other."
"......... oo;"
"Dad, what are you playing at."
"Me? Oh, nothing. You know, I can think of someone else who might like to go for ice-cream too."
"Yuzu-chan?"
"No, no, Subaru-kun. Someone... else."
KelseyML (2:05:17 PM): "Karen-san?"
"No, Subaru-kun."
"Kamui's stuffed bunny rabbit?"
"...........no."
"SUBARU!"
"Wait, when did you see the inside of Kamui's bedroom?!"
"Are we ever going to get over this?!"
Kattaiya (2:08:55 PM): "No. Subaru-kun, when and WHY did you see the inside of Kamui's bedroom? *suspicious glare at his son*"
"*exasperatedly* Gee, I don't know. Maybe when he went inside after certain people TRAUMATISED HIM FOR LIFE?"
"... *shifty look*"
"Why are you yelling at me? I was hardly certain people."
"Well, no. I guess. But you did that to me. *pauses and adds for good measure, without any real malice:* Jerk."
"Sorry, Subaru-kun."
"Hmph."
"Speaking of certain people, however..."
"Oh NO."
"Kamui, you don't even know what I was going to say yet!"
KelseyML (2:12:01 PM): "I don't need to know! I already know!"
"...what?"
"SHUT UP, DAD."
"Seishirou-san, I don't think it's really necessary to get ice cream."
"Subaru-kun, it would be like a family outing! And Kamui, if you do not come with us, I will assume you are infatuated with Subaru-kun. And I will force you to wear a chastity belt."
Kattaiya (2:18:29 PM): "Dad... Dad, you've really lost it this time, haven't you? I mean, on a crazy scale of 1 to 10? This is 100. This is crazier than the power outage thing! Crazier than that Christmas in Ueno Park!"
"... you knew those were me?"
"*sweatdrop* YES. And your obsession with Subaru is BEATING THAT. You're a complete dork when you're in love, jeez."
"Kamui, I don't think-"
"Subaru-kun? What don't you think?"
"Well I just think he's exaggerating a little that's all. *embarrassed and staring at the floor*"
"Oh, no. He's right. My love for you is quite vast and quite obsessive. ^_^"
"Y-you... I..."
"*mutter* Quite? HAH."
"Be quiet, Kamui. Now, about that ice-cream. I'll call Fuuma-kun and see if he can come, he's always loved ice-cream! Remember how we all used to go for ice-cream together, Kamui?"
"*sarcastically* Oh yes. And of course he still loves ice-cream now he's an insane psychopath because things like that NEVER change, even when one is trying to destroy the WORLD."
"Actually, that's true. I took him out for ice-cream the other day."
"... Seishirou-san, you took Fuuma out for ice-cream?"
"Are you jealous, Subaru-kun?"
KelseyML (2:21:09 PM): "Oh, you're one to talk!"
"Stay OUT of this, Kamui. Are you, Subaru-kun?"
"*crestfallen* We used to go out for ice cream together..."
"*grins, knows what's coming*"
"S--Seishirou-san... *gives him The Eyes*"
Kattaiya (2:24:24 PM): "Subaru-kun! *goes down on his knees and grabs Subaru's hands* It's different, you know it's different! We used to go with Hokuto-chan too, didn't we? Fuuma-kun is like... my son-in-law!"
"WHAT?!"
"*ignores Kamui* I was simply taking him out for ice-cream much in the way I would take Kamui for ice-cream! Don't you believe me?"
"SON-IN-LAW?! DAAAD!"
"*smiles* And that's exactly how I feel about Kamui."
"... SUBARUUUUUUU!"
"Well, not exactly. More like a brother than a son."
"That's kinky, since my father is your BOYFRIEND. Are either of you listening to me? No? Well FINE."
"I'll call Fuuma-kun then! *nikoniko*"
KelseyML (2:29:44 PM): "*sighs happily, watching him go* He got down on his knees for me..."
"....not going there brain you are so not going there brain la la la la la."
"*absent-mindedly adjusts his shirt* *still glowing* <3"
"You're so pathetic. Not that you weren't before. At least you're happy being pathetic now."
"^_^<3"
"....*reluctantly smiles back* *well, Subaru is so pretty when he does that*"
Kattaiya (2:32:01 PM): "*calls back* Kamui, are you flirting with Subaru-kun?"
"What? No! You paranoid- you just said you believed us! *wonders if Seishirou has psychic powers or if he's using a shikigami or something*"
"*comes back, walking up behind Subaru and sliding his arms around him* I trust Subaru-kun. I never said ANYTHING about trusting you. As I said to Karen-san: you're your father's son. I'm so proud of you. <3"
KelseyML (2:33:43 PM): "You're proud of me, yet you want to prevent me from achieving my goal?"
"AHA! So you ARE after Subaru-kun!"
"*blinks* He is? *leans back against Seishirou* <3"
"Don't worry, I'll protect you. <3"
"YOU BOTH ARE MADE OF CRAZY. CRAAAAZY."
Kattaiya (2:36:15 PM): "Yes, thank you, Kamui. No, I just think you need a new goal. And I have more practice at being devious than you, so give up."
"You're so mean to me, daddy. ;;"
"Nonononono! Kamui! Not the look! I still love you! You'll always be my beautiful little boy with your pretty purple eyes and- *goes all gooey*"
"Oo; I see what you mean about doting..."
"~_~ Dad..."
KelseyML (2:39:27 PM): "Subaru-kun, have I ever shown you Kamui's baby pictures?"
"DAD, NO NO NO NO NO!"
"*amused* If this is a way of subtly reminding me how much older I am than Kamui, you don't need to do it."
"Actually, I just think they're rather cute. Besides *smirk* I know for a fact that you prefer older men. <3"
"*goes bright red*"
"DAD, do you have ANY tact?"
"Look, it's the picture of your first bubble bath!"
Kattaiya (2:43:02 PM): "*WAIL*"
"Aw, that's really cute. *smothers a laugh*"
"And this is the one of when Kamui and Fuuma-kun first met! Don't they make a cute couple?"
"DAAAAAAAD!"
"If it would make you feel any better, Kamui, you could look at the photos of Subaru? They're from when he was your age! Look, this is our first date, and there's Penguin-san!"
"... Seishirou-san, you took a photo of that? I don't remember that."
"That's because you didn't know. ^_^"
KelseyML (2:45:08 PM): "*suspicious* Do you have any other pictures of me that I don't know about?"
"Even if I DID have pictures of you taking a shower, I would never allow anyone else to view them."
"What?!"
"Including you, Kamui."
"Pictures of me taking a shower?!"
Kattaiya (2:47:15 PM): "Pictures of Subaru taking a shower?"
"This is purely hypothetical, you understand."
"Seishirou-san..."
"Dad! You pervert!"
"Kamui, don't be hypocritical. I know perfectly well that you have a photo of Fuuma-kun in the bath."
"THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS 8."
"And you'd have a new one if you'd had the opportunity, wouldn't you?"
"*doesn't quite manage not to look shifty*"
KelseyML (2:49:00 PM): "*smothers a laugh*"
"*seeing this* Well... well YOU have the framed picture of you and your sister and Dad on your nightstand!"
"*flushes* Kamui!"
"Subaru-kun, how romantic! I can't believe I didn't notice it while we were upstairs."
Kattaiya (2:51:00 PM): "*mutters* I hid it. *shoots a dirty look at Kamui*"
"*smirks*"
"You should never be ashamed of your love, Subaru-kun! <3"
"*melts, looking starrily into Seishirou's eyes* Seishirou-san..."
"Gag me."
"KAMUI."
"Sorry, dad. *rolls eyes*"
KelseyML (2:53:10 PM): "You know, I was wondering when you would figure out your father was one of my Angels. >)"
"Fuuma-kun! Now that everyone's here, we can all go out for ice cream. Although if you attempt to take out Subaru-kun's eye, it will mean instant death."
"....Seishirou-san."
"*twitching violently* Fuuma. Here. Fuuma. Here."
Kattaiya (2:53:39 PM): XD Yay! I was looking forward to Fuuma's arrival! *g*
Kattaiya (2:54:46 PM): "*leers at Kamui* Hey, beautiful, long time no see."
"*hysterically* Oh, you mean since the last time you tried to MAIM ME?"
"They're so cute together! I can't wait to plan the wedding!"
"Seishirou-san... *sweatdrop*"
KelseyML (2:58:12 PM): "Kamui, you seem a little upset."
"WHY, because you do perverse sadistic sexual things to me and KILLED YOUR SISTER?!"
"He'll make such a lovely bride! *gush*"
"...wait, why am *I* the bride?!"
"Because Subaru-kun is mine."
"*blinks* Seishirou, you got married?"
"Well. Not officially yet. <3"
Kattaiya (3:00:11 PM): "Congratulations! So... is Sumeragi my mother-in-law?"
"Hey, wait, Seishirou-san-"
"NO! Subaru is no one's mother, okay! And I'm not married to Fuuma! ARGH."
"But, Kamui... you promised you'd always be mine. *dark smile*"
"*goes weak at knees* Th-that was when I was s-seven..."
KelseyML (3:02:25 PM): "Hmm... does this remind you of anyone in particular, Subaru-kun?"
"I was just thinking the same thing. ^^"
"Well, married couples generally ARE on the same wavelength. <3"
"DAD! SUBARU! Why aren't you helping me? Fuuma is scary. ;~;"
Kattaiya (3:04:51 PM): "So? So's Seishirou-san, but that doesn't mean I don't love him. <3"
"SO I LOVE FUUMA. SO WHAT. THAT IS NOT THE POINT!"
"You love me? Aw, baby. *pulls Kamui into his arms and sucks at his neck*"
"^_^ I've always looked forward to the day when Fuuma-kun would be my son-in-law."
"*hyperventilating* FATHER YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WATCH YOUR SON GET MOLESTED IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! HELP!"
KelseyML (3:09:15 PM): "*muses* I suppose it wouldn't be quite appropriate to sit back and watch. *sweeps up Subaru, turns around, and proceeds to kiss him thoroughly*"
"AAAAA AAAAA AAAAAA DADDY SAVE ME."
"*blinks* My in-laws are so hot together."
"I HATE MY LIFE JUMPING OFF BUILDING NOW KTHX."
Kattaiya (3:11:35 PM): "Oh, no you DON'T. >) *grabs Kamui and pulls him flush against him, hands splayed over Kamui's stomach and hips*"
"*breath hitches* Fu-Fuuma... wh-what are you..."
"Well, it's not fair to let your old man have all the fun! *hand straying lower*"
"FUUMA!"
KelseyML (3:13:33 PM): "*walks in* AUGH DEAR GOD MY EYES. SO MUCH GAY."
"What, does he want to join in?"
"Sorata. You. Um. Don't really have to stay. *blushing furiously*"
"Why Kamui, I didn't know you cared. >3"
"Shut up."
"....oh god where is Subaru-san's shirt. NO. DON'T WANT TO KNOW. *FLEES*"
Kattaiya (3:14:38 PM): HAHAHAHA
KelseyML (3:14:48 PM): XDDD Poor Sorata
Kattaiya (3:14:50 PM): we're so mean to poor Sorata. XD
Kattaiya (3:16:36 PM): "So, where were we?"
"*gets the feeling he should say something like 'No! Get off me!' or 'not in the same room as my father, ick!' but Fuuma is very PERSUASIVE* Nnng- wherever you want!"
KelseyML (3:19:11 PM): "*slings him over his shoulder* I think we should adjourn to your room, then. ^_^ *carts him off*"
"......*doesn't want to know how Fuuma knows which room is his*"
--DOWNSTAIRS--
"Mm... Seishirou-san... I thought we were going out for ice cream?"
"It seems our plans have been... delayed."
"....*slowly pales* You know, none of these bedrooms are soundproofed."
Kattaiya (3:21:33 PM): "... Ah. Yes."
"FUUMA!"
"MWAHAHAHA."
"Do that a- mmmmmmm."
"*claps hands over ears*"
"Subaru-kun, are you okay?"
"NO I AM NOT. Seishirou-san, he's YOUR son! Shouldn't you be the one who's feeling disturbed?"
"*shrug* You obviously never met my mother."
"*creeped out silence*"
"I could always distract you from the noise... :3"
KelseyML (3:22:47 PM): "*blush* Seishirou-san! Not in the middle of the living room!"
"Why not? I think we've scared everyone off by now. Although if Karen-san is listening, she is welcome to continue doing so."
"*cheerfully, from the next room* Thanks!"
"*chokes*"
Kattaiya (3:25:21 PM): "What, it's not as if she couldn't hear if we were in the bedrooms."
"He's got a point, Subaru-san! I can hear Monou-kun and Kamui too! ^.^"
"*from the room on the other side* AAAAAUGH! I'M IN A HOUSE OF SEXUAL DEVIANCY!"
"*flatly* You're being prudish."
"... NEE-CHAN?! But... but you're a hidden shrine maiden... Oo;"
"..."
"Subaru-kun, I quite like your Dragons. ^_^"
KelseyML (3:27:25 PM): "*laughs* I rather like them myself."
"Guess which one of them is my favorite, though? <3"
"But what about Kamui?"
"He's my favorite Kamui."
"Well. That makes sense. ^^"
"...Subaru-kun, when did I tie your wrists to the lamp with my tie."
"Seven minutes ago, give or take. Why do you ask?"
Kattaiya (3:34:00 PM): "Oh, no reason. It just doesn't seem like a very stable thing to use. *dubious*"
"Well, that's what bedposts are for. You're the one who wanted to do it in the living room, Seishirou-san."
"True. :D"
"AUUUGH AUUUGH AUUUUGH I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO IN THAT ROOM AGAIN! OR WEAR A TIE!"
"Sorata-san, you don't wear a tie anyway."
"Nee-chan! ;_;"
"*calling out from the kitchen* AND IF YOU'RE SO TRAUMATISED, SORATA-SAN, WHY ARE YOU STILL LISTENING? XD"
"*suspicious silence*"
"*from above* Rijichou, is the soundproofing in this mansion really that bad? Oo;"
"*nikoniko* Oh yes! Is there a problem, Suoh?"
"*considers protesting about all those times when PEOPLE- ie Akira- WERE THERE AND COULD HEAR. Also that he didn't really want to hear the Seals have sex with the Angels.* ... No, rijichou. *sigh*"
"Suoh! It's Nokoru!"
"Subaru-kun, I can't believe you didn't realise people would be able to hear us the first time. *raised eyebrow*"
"*BLUSH* Well usually people aren't yelling!"
KelseyML (3:37:52 PM): "You must have a very well-behaved household, then."
*thumping upstairs, as well as... other noises*
"Speaking of people yelling..."
"Seishirou-san. I am shirtless, tied up, and willing, and you are remarking on the sex your son is currently having."
"He does have a point."
"Nee-chan, what is WRONG with you?!"
"*from the other room* Arashi's a big fan of yaoi~! Didn't you know? She let me look at her collection. *giggles*"
"*sitting in her room, listening to music* Ne, Inuki, why are you hiding under the bed?"
Kattaiya (3:44:08 PM): "You... Nee-chan! You- you... really? Oo;"
"*slight tint* Sorata-san, it's not as if you don't like yuri."
"*shifty look*"
"It's okay."
"What, you're not going to call me a pervert?"
"*from the kitchen* How do you feel about a threesome?"
"*consideringly* Okay."
"NGK."
"Sorata-san, are you quite fine?"
"N-Nee-chan..."
"Or a foursome? I quite like that Yuuto. ^.^"
"Great idea!"
"... Sorata-san, that was a little quick."
"Eheh. Heh."
"That's a little more disturbing to me."
"Seishirou-san?"
"YUUTO."
"SEISHIROU-SAN. Did you completely miss the last thing I said? *very upset*"
"Oh, no. No, not at all. >)"
"S-Seishi-!"
"FUUMA! *moan*"
"*chewing pocky thoughtfully* Ne, Inuki, I wonder what everyone is talking about?"
KelseyML (3:45:30 PM): *dies* And there was much sex for all, except for Yuzuriha, who just ate a lot of pocky. The end.
Kattaiya (3:46:40 PM): And except for Kusanagi, who just had to eat pocky too. Satsuki probably tried to kill Karen, Sorata AND Arashi but ended up... I don't know. Fivesome? With Yuzuriha eating pocky? XD
Kattaiya (3:47:06 PM): AH NOT LIKE THAT
Kattaiya (3:47:14 PM): THE POCKY IS UNCONNECTED TO THE ORGY! I MEANT EATING POCKY WITH YUZURIHA!
KelseyML (3:47:26 PM): YES. And Beast recorded EVERYTHING. Kanoe made millions on Internet porn. And pocky sales.
Kattaiya (3:48:43 PM): And Hinoto and Kakyou perved on everyone from the dreamscape. *snerk*
I'm sure Hokuto is probably perving from the- wait. ew, Subaru is her brother. Oo; Maybe she's perving on Fuuma and Kamui instead.
KelseyML (3:50:14 PM): *L* Maybe everyone else, yeah. And then squeeing in triumph at the post-sex S&S cuddling on the couch. ^^
Kattaiya (3:53:24 PM): heeeee, yes.
Kattaiya (3:53:56 PM): I think we are comedic geniuses. That, or we belong in a psychiatric ward.
KelseyML (3:54:33 PM): OR BOTH! :D
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Date: 2005-01-16 08:50 am (UTC)Poor, poor Sorata. I've been tormenting him so much recently. XD
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Date: 2005-01-16 08:56 am (UTC)Well, I'm basically doing the same thing to him in the fic I'm writing at the moment. So I'm being VERY mean to Sorata. *g*
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Date: 2005-01-16 10:23 am (UTC)*traumatises Sorata for life, singing cheerfully whilst doing so*
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Date: 2005-01-17 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-17 09:23 am (UTC)I want a cute one.
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Date: 2005-01-18 06:22 am (UTC)Oh, and you said to mention when that Yuuto angst was done?
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Date: 2005-01-18 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-01-19 07:26 am (UTC)*grin*
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Date: 2005-01-16 05:58 pm (UTC)Awww...poor Subaru-kun. ;-; He's tied to a lamppost, utterly willing and Seishirou is commenting on other people's sex life.
*would hug him but Seishirou's just that scary*
...So much love for the KarenxArashixYuutoxSorata foursome. (We all know that Sorata is the REAL uke of X. *snerk*)
...And I want S&S cuddling. ;-; Write S&S cuddling. *pokes with fishing pole*
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Date: 2005-01-16 06:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-16 08:34 pm (UTC)Nooo! *throws tantrum* S&S need cuddling. *pokes CLAMP*