Mmmmmm. So stupid.

Yes, I HAVE decided that Ungodly Hours of the Morning are the best time to make deep and meaningful updates. Deep and meaningful for me, anyway. Yeah.

So. Um. Thing. Yeah. Maybe this wasn't such a great plan.

Because I can't think of anything meaningful to say, I am going to start by talking about all the particularly amusing conversations I have had over IM recently.

First, there was that conversation with corialis, which started when she said she just wanted Hisoka and Tsuzuki to SHAG ALREADY in a fic.
Me: Ah, but they shagged in the sequal, and a chorus of angels sang "Hallelujah". *pause* I just had the stupidest thought. What if there was a chorus of angels whose sole job was to sing Hallelujah when certain couples shag?
Which prompted deep and philosophical introspection about what a great and voyeuristic job it would be. Also about which rank of angels it would be- I said Seraphims, cause you know. You'd have to be quite high up to land that kind of cushy job.
I now have a goal for when I die.
After that, we started talking about Cori's gay boyfriend/my gay best friend, AKA Oriya. We decided to keep him in our villa in the south of Spain, and... um. I think it got a bit crack-y, there.
Me: "All the other guys could stay in, like, a menagerie. In the backyard. But Oriya is allowed in the house."
Cori: "He has his own room, even!"
Me: "... but sometimes he's allowed to sleep on the end of the bed."
Cori: "What, not in the bed? I'd be happy to sleep with Oriya in any sense of the word."
Me: "Hm, true. Okay, in the bed. Now, back to the menagerie... *pauses* *thinks about it* Oh dear."
Cori: "What?"
Me: "Well, what with Muraki, Crawford, Schuldich, Fuuma, Seishirou... um... the evil bastard ratio in the menagerie is... concerning. Things will explode."
Cori: "Ah. Good point."

I think we had a plan to stop them, but damned if I can remember what it was.

Then there was the conversation I had with Ji today about how Earthquakes were like Earth's orgasms, which she read on metaquotes and initially disagreed with. After contemplating the analogy for a while, however, we decided that it was quite a good one- the earth moves, little deaths, etc. Which prompted some quite disturbing thoughts about being around when the earth is having an orgasm, with-
Itself?
No, it was the tectonic plates, we decided simultaneously.
Ji is going to graffiti California's welcome sign thing to say "feel the earth move". I greatly support her in this venture.

Eujar and I also discussed this much later, at which point I mentioned that I don't like the "little death" euphemism. Turns out Eujar had a much more optomistic interpretation than mine (mine being that a part of you died), which just shows that she is probably more sane. Or well-adjusted. Or possibly just maniacally happy. Meh.

Now, there was one other amusing conversation with both Ji and Cori, but that one relates to something that actually happened to me today, so that can wait.

So I got up at 1, having gone to bed at 3:30; far cry from when I went to bed at 5 and got up at 11 the other day. And no, for god's sake, I don't know why I did that. I think perhaps I am insane. Wait, perhaps? Mum wanted me to go shopping with her. Who am I to disagree? We went shopping. Mostly because I needed to go to the bank and the CD I had ordered had come in, actually, but she took the opportunity to drag me around and make me look at shoes. Ankle boots, to be precise.

I wish she wouldn't do that. Particularly not when I feel nauseus and my insides hate me and are causing me pain to make their displeasure known. Anyway.

So I deposited a ridiculous amount of cheques at the bank (13, to be precise. I never go to the bank, and thus I am technically more than 50% richer now than I was before. I was counting the cheques before, though, so not really.) and went off to kill time whilst mother purchased dinner. Went and picked up my CD, that being "Vertical Horizon: Everything You Want", and then went to loiter in Electronic Boutique, which is of course still having its sale. Meandered around in there for a while, then decided to buy the Zelda: A Link to the Past strategy guide. Hell, why not? I was there, it was there, I had money, it was cheap, and most of all, it had pretty pictures.

I didn't realise HOW cheap until I bought it. The sticker said $14.50, and then there was a %50 off sticker.

It ran through the computer as $4.50.

I got it for $2.25. *vastly amused*

So yes. Pretty pictures, whee! By the time I'd gone to meet mum, though, I was feeling dizzy as well as nauseus. Which, um. Wasn't fun. So anyway, she decided I needed water. She gave me money to buy water. I went to buy water. I observed different brands of water, and then I chose one and purchased it because the bottle was cool.

And this, dear friends, is where I prove I am incapable of functioning in the real world:

The bottle was peach flavoured water. In a group of normal water which would have been good for me when I was feeling sick, I managed to get the PEACH FLAVOURED. It wasn't even a flavour I would like if I wasn't sick! I didn't even notice until I took a sip and went, "gah! my water tastes funny!"

Put this together with the fact that I forget to eat, sleep, and drink and that I can't catch buses without doing something idiotic, and you see why me looking after myself is going to be a disaster. Sometimes I wish I wasn't such an airhead. I mean, people say I'm intelligent, but I have less common sense than, I don't know, one of those really stupid birds that keeps flying into windows.

Which is where the other conversation came in- mentioned it to Ji, and Ji became concerned that putting us together would be like dysfunctional squared. Which, okay. Point. Clearly we'd need someone to look after us.
Cori?
Sorry, nope, dysfunctional cubed. *grin*
Which brought all three of us to one conclusion:
Hey, Frar...? *angelic look*

We also contemplated making Oriya look after us, which led me to the observation that the menagerie would be divided into Evil Bastards Wot Try To Sabotage Us, people who really couldn't care less (like Aya), and those rare ones who help.

Cori: Consisting of a whole one. Omi.
Me: Yeah, but... um... what about... er... Okay, Tsuzuki would TRY to help, but he'd probably end up doing more harm than good. Tatsumi? He hates watching stupidity! Also he babysits the entire Division anyway.
Cori: True. Let's make him do our laundry.

Which then degenerated into French-maid!Tatsumi and death by Tatsumi, and... um, yeah. *cough*

So I didn't go to dance because I felt sick. And I can't take care of myself and I'm reading fic. Erm. Yeah. So what else is new?

Damned if I know.

ETA: y'know what? fuck this. it's four am. I've got work tomorrow and have to catch the bus, I don't want to go back to school 2 weeks or no 2 weeks, and hence the universe sucks.
Right now I hate me for being a masochistic fool. I'm going to bed. *dies*

Gacked from Fahye.

You are a WEDL--Wacky Emotional Destructive Leader. This makes you an anarchist. You don't give a damn. When push comes to shove, you just forget about it--it's just not worth the heartache. What this means for others is that dealing with you can be aggravating, because they find they can't get you motivated about things they care about. What this means for you is that you are happier, calmer, and saner then they are on their best days.

You are near-immune to criticism, and those who know you well acknowledge and respect that. You may come across as lazy, but the truth is that you find little to get worked up about. Regardless, you have slews of friends, because they are fascinated by your world view, jealous of your lifestyle, and drawn to the fact that you are hilarious to be around.

You are a pillar in a sea of hot-bloodedness. You have a sweet tooth.

Meme.

Aside from the happier calmer saner sentence... I think I agree with that. Kind of scary. Huh. Though I'm not sure about the near-immune to criticism thing. Sometimes I am and sometimes I'm not. Meh.