X: 30 Second Summaries!
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tammaiyaBecause, er... That AU is being mean to me and writing these is more fun. *shifty look* If you haven't read the fic, do so first, because some of these summaries totally spoil the plot. And some of these are dependant on twists or the like.
Letting Go
Subaru: I hate my life and I want to die. ;;
Seishirou: *is dead*
Hokuto: *is dead*
Subaru: *contemplates burning his apartment down because he's sekritly a pyro*
Kamui: *is alive*
Subaru: ... oh yeah, can't die yet. BUGGER.
Angel of Music
Subaru: Whose stupid idea was it to decide the end of the world by KARAOKE ANYWAY?
Seishirou: Mine! :D
Subaru: Fuck. *gets drunk*
Fuuma: *leers at Kamui*
Kamui: ... fuck. *gets drunk*
Various Dragons: *sing*
Subaru: Now I'm drunk, I'd like to make out with Seishirou-san!
Seishirou: Who needs the apocalypse when you got sex? >3
Fuuma: ... Screw you too, bitch.
The world: *is saved!*
Viva Las Vegas
Subaru: I am tied to a donkey. Why am I tied to a donkey?
Seishirou: Do not question the ways of crackfic, Subaru-kun.
Subaru: ... This is somehow your fault, isn't it.
Seishirou: And the crazy Texans. With the guns.
Subaru: Riiiiiight. *pause* Wait, what?
Seishirou: We're not in Kansas anymore! >)
Subaru: ... WHY ARE WE IN TEXAS.
Seishirou: To have a cheesy Las Vegas wedding, of course!
Subaru: Wedding? You never asked me if I wanted to get married!
Seishirou: Pfft, that bit's not important. Let's have wild sex in the honeymoon suite, darling!
Subaru: I hate you.
Seishirou: I hear dead people! :D
The Opportune Moment
Subaru: You know, that would have been a really great time to kiss Seishirou.
Subaru: So would that.
Subaru: Too bad I didn't.
Unpleasant Discoveries
Seishirou: Hey Subaru-kun, there's something I forgot to tell you!
Subaru: Oh god what.
Seishirou: I'm a daddy!
Subaru: ... lord help us all. *pause* Wait, why does she look like Karen?
Karen: I'm going away now, have fun boys!
Subaru: NOO! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HIM!
Seishirou: Want a side-dish of hot hot loving?
Subaru: ... I'm sold. <3
Card Captor Onmyouji
Fuuma: Hey, I look a lot like Touya.
Fuuma: And we both have "best friends".
Fuuma: Wow, we'd get on well.
Kamui: *is a sneaky bastard*
Yuki: *is also a sneaky bastard*
Touya: ... you are a cruel, cruel person, Yuki. Let's have sex now.
Tomoyo: I have no father.
Seishirou: Hey look, I am your father. Isn't that a convenient plot device?
Subaru: KEEP ME OUT OF THIS FIC.
Subaru: *is not kept out of the fic*
Subaru: I hate you all.
First Kisses
Subaru: I'm 25 and I've never been kissed!
Seishirou: *snogs*
Subaru: ... But what if I die a virgin? Oh well.
The Stalker You Know
Subaru: Some creep is ringing my cell. Repeatedly.
Subaru: This is scary.
Subaru: Wtf do I do?
Subaru: I know, ring Seishirou! He's such a scary stalker he'll scare all the other stalkers away! *is so bright*
Seishirou: *is a stalker* <3
Kamui: Wtf, screw this.
Wish
Kamui: You know what would be great?
Kamui: If life were like a faerie tale.
Kamui: A faerie tale where I get to have sex with Fuuma.
Kamui: But Fuuma's a bastard, actually, so not gonna happen.
Red
Seishirou: A woman who is not like Subaru.
Seishirou: How utterly amazing.
Seishirou: *sleeps with Karen*
Seishirou: Whaddaya know, she is like Subaru after all. I wonder if I'm obsessed.
Distance
Keiichi: Fuuma is so cool.
Keiichi: And so in love with Kamui.
Keiichi: ... And so gone.
Keiichi: Oh well, I'll be in love with Kamui for him!
Priorities
Kamui: Let's have a Christmas party!
Subaru: Whatever you want.
Kamui: And invite the Angels!
Subaru: ...Shit.
Kamui: Mistletoe is great, isn't it?
Subaru: I hate everything.
Yuuto: Surely not tea?
Subaru: *is snogged by almost everyone*
Seishirou: You really suck at hiding, Subaru-kun. >D
Subaru: Nothing is sacred. ;;
Happy Families
Seishirou: Who's y0 daddy?
Kamui: You have GOT to be kidding me.
Seishirou: Nope. PS, no dating.
Fuuma: That's a stupid rule.
Kamui: Subaru, save me!
Subaru: I am surrounded by lunatics.
Seishirou: Meet your new mother, Kamui!
Subaru: AUGH.
Russian Roulette
Kamui: Subaru, you look like shit. Go get laid.
Subaru: Abwuh?
Kamui: You have a week to seduce Seishirou-san, chop chop!
Seishirou: *is paranoid*
Subaru: *is angsty*
The crack: *dies*
Kamui: Well, fuck.
Countdown
The readers: Jeez, what is it with her and a week?
The author: Shut up, it's convenient. <<;
Hokuto: *performs miracles from beyond the grave- IN PINK PEN*
Subaru: *is sekritly Scrooge*
Seishirou: *has Christmas spirit! who'da thought?*
Hokuto: *gives Subaru a present from BEYOND THE GRAVE- in scented pink pen*
Subaru: This had better not be a book about gay sex.
Seishirou: No, that's from me. ^_^
Smoke and Mirrors
Subaru: Maybe if I look like Seishirou my life won't suck.
Subaru: Now I think about it, Seishirou's really hot.
Subaru: And I'm never going to get to have sex with him.
Subaru: SHIT.
Interpretation
Subaru: You're such a bitch, Seishirou-san.
Seishirou: You do realise that only crazy people talk to themselves, right?
Subaru: Oh, shut up.
Sorata's Big Gay Adventure
Sorata: *is straight*
Everyone else: *is not*
Sorata: WHAT IS THIS, AN EXPLOSION OF GAY?
Arashi: By the way, I've been meaning to tell you...
Sorata: Oh, fuck this. I get the point. I'M GAY ALREADY.
Deterioration
Subaru: My life sucks.
Subaru: Yep, still sucks.
Subaru: Wouldn't it be nice if my life didn't suck?
Subaru: It sure would.
Sick
Yuuto: Wow, I'm really fucked up.
Sorata: AND you wear a pimp suit.
Yuuto: I hate sex. Please sleep with me.
Sorata: My virgin ears!
Yuuto: Fuck, now I actually WANT sex I'm not getting it.
Sorata: Aw, you so cute when you're angsty. *kiss*
Yuuto: SCORE! Sex now!
Sorata: Er, about fate...
Yuuto: It can go fuck itself.
Fate: *goes and fucks itself*
Watching
Seishirou: I'm a creepy stalker.
Seishirou: Bet you never saw THAT coming.
Subaru: *is oblivious*
Touch
Subaru: Touch-a touch-a touch-a toooooooouch me, I wanna be diiiiirty!
Seishirou: Your wish is my command. >D
Subaru: ... OMFG WHY ARE YOU HERE.
Seishirou: Does it matter? Sex now. Freaking out later.
Subaru: ... Okay. <3
Rainbow Bridge: *doesn't happen*
Little Girl Lost
Karen: Arashi's so pretty.
Karen: Uh, I mean angsty.
Karen: Maybe snogging will cheer her up.
Room To Breathe (Remix)
Subaru: Why is living with Seishirou easy?
Subaru: Though he probably doesn't love me.
Subaru: Oh, whatever, the sex is good.
Subaru's grandmother: *is a cow*
Seishirou: *DOES love Subaru*
Subaru: On second thoughts, life is pretty damn good.
Sunshine
Yuuto: Let's not fight.
Sorata: Uh, what?
Yuuto: All I am saaaaaaaaying, is give peace a chance!
Sorata: Hang on, did I miss the date memo?
Yuuto: *is a weirdo*
Sorata: But he's a kind of sweet weirdo. <3
Overtime
Seishirou: Stop ignoring me, Subaru-kun.
Subaru: But! Work!
Seishirou: No! Sex now, work later!
Subaru: ... Okay. *is easy like the ABC*
ETA 28/4/05:
Superhero
Sorata: How do you read these comic book things? *squint*
Yuuto: You shamelessly waste your entire childhood on them. It's like a cult.
Sorata: Pfft. Where's the KISSING?
Yuuto: Right here! >D *snog*
Sorata: Cool beans. *^-^*v
Yuuto: *is scared by the shoujo sparkles*
ETA 29/9/05:
Rewriting The Rules
Subaru: Oh good god, what am I doing.
Hokuto: Teaching history to bratty teenagers, apparently! :D
Seishirou: And being seduced by them! >D
Subaru: ...
Hokuto: So, about the gay samurai...
Subaru: WHAT AM I *DOING*.
Seishirou: Chill, Subaru-kun! ^_^
Subaru: I finally get to be older than you, and you still call me kun. Life hates me.
Hokuto: Also, Sei-chan is batshit crazy, and so am I! :D
Subaru: *is surrounded by lunatics*
That: *is not news*
(Alternative version, with Leareth (and extensive fic spoilers):
Subaru: I'm now a teacher and I have the students from Hell.
Subaru: Also, please explain to me why even though I'm older and senior Seishirou-san still seduces and tops me?
Kamui: It's the same logic that has me related to Hokuto and Seishirou.
Seishirou: And the same logic that puts Hokuto with Kotori.
Fuuma: At least my relationship with Kamui is still sort of the same
Hokuto: I want to hear about the gay samurai! Or, if not that, Seishirou and Subaru getting it on!
Setsuka: Not at the dinner table, darling.
Setsuka: So, when are you all going to cease LIVING IN SIN, hm?
Fuuma: Eep.
Hokuto: I'm designing the dresses! OHOHOHO!
Subaru and Kamui: *FLEE*
Kotori: Isn't this nice? <333
Readers: Well, at least some things never change.)
Association
Kamui: That?
Sorata: Reminds me of people!
Kamui: ... and that?
Sorata: Also reminds me of people!
Kamui: Anything meaningful?
Sorata: Does not remind me of people!
Kamui: Have you ever considered that you may have deep-seated psychological issues?
Kamui: Like, say, the fact that you actually like Kigai?
Sorata: Probably, yes.
Broken Open"
Subaru: *is drunk*
Subaru: Damn you and your... cunning... schemes...
Seishirou: Of getting you drunk, you mean?
Subaru: Yeah, that. I'm going to be bitter now.
Seishirou: Aren't you always?
Subaru: Good point. Stuff this, let's have sex.
Seishirou: As much as I'd like that, I like the idea of making you beg even more. >D
Subaru: I hate you.
Seishirou: Yes, I know. Well?
Subaru: ... Please?
Seishirou: I am hot shit. *smug*
Author: *listens to Wild for 5 hours straight* @.@
Possession
The morning after: *happens*
Subaru: Wow, this is awkward. Alcohol is the tool of the devil, obviously. Tiiiiiiiime to go.
Seishirou: Haha, nice try.
Subaru: EEK, you were supposed to be asleep!
Seishirou: And you believed that? Sucker.
Subaru: Can I go yet?
Seishirou: No, I'm not done molesting you creepily at random intervals yet.
Subaru: Oh. Carry on, then.
Seishirou: By the way, you could technically leave at any time.
Subaru: ...
Subaru: Shut up.
Some People
Seishirou: Are you going to come into my apartment, or is the corridor really that fascinating?
Subaru: What am I doing here?
Seishirou: Isn't that obvious?
Subaru: Your logic is compelling.
Seishirou: FINALLY. *jumps Subaru*
Subaru: WAIT WAIT HOLD IT.
Subaru: Plushie, wtf! YOU WEIRDO.
Seishirou: Oh, that. Hokuto made it. About the sex...?
Subaru: Not in front of the plushie!
Seishirou: ... Weirdo.
This summary: *is not, in fact, terribly different from the fic*
Delirium
Subaru: Ooh, spinny ceiling. Trippy.
Seishirou: That would be the painkillers. And this? This would be my bed.
Subaru: *eyes* I'd be embarrassed, but I'm too high.
Seishirou: That's the general idea, yes.
Subaru: Your clinical doctorliness pains me deep inside.
Seishirou: Don't worry, it won't last for long. *molests*
Subaru: That's more like it!
Setsuka: You're hot, you'll do.
Subaru: Help, Seishirou-san, I see dead people!
Seishirou: ... You're an onmyouji, isn't that the point?
Subaru: ...
Subaru: Never mind.
Lord save me from myself. *facepalm*
Letting Go
Subaru: I hate my life and I want to die. ;;
Seishirou: *is dead*
Hokuto: *is dead*
Subaru: *contemplates burning his apartment down because he's sekritly a pyro*
Kamui: *is alive*
Subaru: ... oh yeah, can't die yet. BUGGER.
Angel of Music
Subaru: Whose stupid idea was it to decide the end of the world by KARAOKE ANYWAY?
Seishirou: Mine! :D
Subaru: Fuck. *gets drunk*
Fuuma: *leers at Kamui*
Kamui: ... fuck. *gets drunk*
Various Dragons: *sing*
Subaru: Now I'm drunk, I'd like to make out with Seishirou-san!
Seishirou: Who needs the apocalypse when you got sex? >3
Fuuma: ... Screw you too, bitch.
The world: *is saved!*
Viva Las Vegas
Subaru: I am tied to a donkey. Why am I tied to a donkey?
Seishirou: Do not question the ways of crackfic, Subaru-kun.
Subaru: ... This is somehow your fault, isn't it.
Seishirou: And the crazy Texans. With the guns.
Subaru: Riiiiiight. *pause* Wait, what?
Seishirou: We're not in Kansas anymore! >)
Subaru: ... WHY ARE WE IN TEXAS.
Seishirou: To have a cheesy Las Vegas wedding, of course!
Subaru: Wedding? You never asked me if I wanted to get married!
Seishirou: Pfft, that bit's not important. Let's have wild sex in the honeymoon suite, darling!
Subaru: I hate you.
Seishirou: I hear dead people! :D
The Opportune Moment
Subaru: You know, that would have been a really great time to kiss Seishirou.
Subaru: So would that.
Subaru: Too bad I didn't.
Unpleasant Discoveries
Seishirou: Hey Subaru-kun, there's something I forgot to tell you!
Subaru: Oh god what.
Seishirou: I'm a daddy!
Subaru: ... lord help us all. *pause* Wait, why does she look like Karen?
Karen: I'm going away now, have fun boys!
Subaru: NOO! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HIM!
Seishirou: Want a side-dish of hot hot loving?
Subaru: ... I'm sold. <3
Card Captor Onmyouji
Fuuma: Hey, I look a lot like Touya.
Fuuma: And we both have "best friends".
Fuuma: Wow, we'd get on well.
Kamui: *is a sneaky bastard*
Yuki: *is also a sneaky bastard*
Touya: ... you are a cruel, cruel person, Yuki. Let's have sex now.
Tomoyo: I have no father.
Seishirou: Hey look, I am your father. Isn't that a convenient plot device?
Subaru: KEEP ME OUT OF THIS FIC.
Subaru: *is not kept out of the fic*
Subaru: I hate you all.
First Kisses
Subaru: I'm 25 and I've never been kissed!
Seishirou: *snogs*
Subaru: ... But what if I die a virgin? Oh well.
The Stalker You Know
Subaru: Some creep is ringing my cell. Repeatedly.
Subaru: This is scary.
Subaru: Wtf do I do?
Subaru: I know, ring Seishirou! He's such a scary stalker he'll scare all the other stalkers away! *is so bright*
Seishirou: *is a stalker* <3
Kamui: Wtf, screw this.
Wish
Kamui: You know what would be great?
Kamui: If life were like a faerie tale.
Kamui: A faerie tale where I get to have sex with Fuuma.
Kamui: But Fuuma's a bastard, actually, so not gonna happen.
Red
Seishirou: A woman who is not like Subaru.
Seishirou: How utterly amazing.
Seishirou: *sleeps with Karen*
Seishirou: Whaddaya know, she is like Subaru after all. I wonder if I'm obsessed.
Distance
Keiichi: Fuuma is so cool.
Keiichi: And so in love with Kamui.
Keiichi: ... And so gone.
Keiichi: Oh well, I'll be in love with Kamui for him!
Priorities
Kamui: Let's have a Christmas party!
Subaru: Whatever you want.
Kamui: And invite the Angels!
Subaru: ...Shit.
Kamui: Mistletoe is great, isn't it?
Subaru: I hate everything.
Yuuto: Surely not tea?
Subaru: *is snogged by almost everyone*
Seishirou: You really suck at hiding, Subaru-kun. >D
Subaru: Nothing is sacred. ;;
Happy Families
Seishirou: Who's y0 daddy?
Kamui: You have GOT to be kidding me.
Seishirou: Nope. PS, no dating.
Fuuma: That's a stupid rule.
Kamui: Subaru, save me!
Subaru: I am surrounded by lunatics.
Seishirou: Meet your new mother, Kamui!
Subaru: AUGH.
Russian Roulette
Kamui: Subaru, you look like shit. Go get laid.
Subaru: Abwuh?
Kamui: You have a week to seduce Seishirou-san, chop chop!
Seishirou: *is paranoid*
Subaru: *is angsty*
The crack: *dies*
Kamui: Well, fuck.
Countdown
The readers: Jeez, what is it with her and a week?
The author: Shut up, it's convenient. <<;
Hokuto: *performs miracles from beyond the grave- IN PINK PEN*
Subaru: *is sekritly Scrooge*
Seishirou: *has Christmas spirit! who'da thought?*
Hokuto: *gives Subaru a present from BEYOND THE GRAVE- in scented pink pen*
Subaru: This had better not be a book about gay sex.
Seishirou: No, that's from me. ^_^
Smoke and Mirrors
Subaru: Maybe if I look like Seishirou my life won't suck.
Subaru: Now I think about it, Seishirou's really hot.
Subaru: And I'm never going to get to have sex with him.
Subaru: SHIT.
Interpretation
Subaru: You're such a bitch, Seishirou-san.
Seishirou: You do realise that only crazy people talk to themselves, right?
Subaru: Oh, shut up.
Sorata's Big Gay Adventure
Sorata: *is straight*
Everyone else: *is not*
Sorata: WHAT IS THIS, AN EXPLOSION OF GAY?
Arashi: By the way, I've been meaning to tell you...
Sorata: Oh, fuck this. I get the point. I'M GAY ALREADY.
Deterioration
Subaru: My life sucks.
Subaru: Yep, still sucks.
Subaru: Wouldn't it be nice if my life didn't suck?
Subaru: It sure would.
Sick
Yuuto: Wow, I'm really fucked up.
Sorata: AND you wear a pimp suit.
Yuuto: I hate sex. Please sleep with me.
Sorata: My virgin ears!
Yuuto: Fuck, now I actually WANT sex I'm not getting it.
Sorata: Aw, you so cute when you're angsty. *kiss*
Yuuto: SCORE! Sex now!
Sorata: Er, about fate...
Yuuto: It can go fuck itself.
Fate: *goes and fucks itself*
Watching
Seishirou: I'm a creepy stalker.
Seishirou: Bet you never saw THAT coming.
Subaru: *is oblivious*
Touch
Subaru: Touch-a touch-a touch-a toooooooouch me, I wanna be diiiiirty!
Seishirou: Your wish is my command. >D
Subaru: ... OMFG WHY ARE YOU HERE.
Seishirou: Does it matter? Sex now. Freaking out later.
Subaru: ... Okay. <3
Rainbow Bridge: *doesn't happen*
Little Girl Lost
Karen: Arashi's so pretty.
Karen: Uh, I mean angsty.
Karen: Maybe snogging will cheer her up.
Room To Breathe (Remix)
Subaru: Why is living with Seishirou easy?
Subaru: Though he probably doesn't love me.
Subaru: Oh, whatever, the sex is good.
Subaru's grandmother: *is a cow*
Seishirou: *DOES love Subaru*
Subaru: On second thoughts, life is pretty damn good.
Sunshine
Yuuto: Let's not fight.
Sorata: Uh, what?
Yuuto: All I am saaaaaaaaying, is give peace a chance!
Sorata: Hang on, did I miss the date memo?
Yuuto: *is a weirdo*
Sorata: But he's a kind of sweet weirdo. <3
Overtime
Seishirou: Stop ignoring me, Subaru-kun.
Subaru: But! Work!
Seishirou: No! Sex now, work later!
Subaru: ... Okay. *is easy like the ABC*
ETA 28/4/05:
Superhero
Sorata: How do you read these comic book things? *squint*
Yuuto: You shamelessly waste your entire childhood on them. It's like a cult.
Sorata: Pfft. Where's the KISSING?
Yuuto: Right here! >D *snog*
Sorata: Cool beans. *^-^*v
Yuuto: *is scared by the shoujo sparkles*
ETA 29/9/05:
Rewriting The Rules
Subaru: Oh good god, what am I doing.
Hokuto: Teaching history to bratty teenagers, apparently! :D
Seishirou: And being seduced by them! >D
Subaru: ...
Hokuto: So, about the gay samurai...
Subaru: WHAT AM I *DOING*.
Seishirou: Chill, Subaru-kun! ^_^
Subaru: I finally get to be older than you, and you still call me kun. Life hates me.
Hokuto: Also, Sei-chan is batshit crazy, and so am I! :D
Subaru: *is surrounded by lunatics*
That: *is not news*
(Alternative version, with Leareth (and extensive fic spoilers):
Subaru: I'm now a teacher and I have the students from Hell.
Subaru: Also, please explain to me why even though I'm older and senior Seishirou-san still seduces and tops me?
Kamui: It's the same logic that has me related to Hokuto and Seishirou.
Seishirou: And the same logic that puts Hokuto with Kotori.
Fuuma: At least my relationship with Kamui is still sort of the same
Hokuto: I want to hear about the gay samurai! Or, if not that, Seishirou and Subaru getting it on!
Setsuka: Not at the dinner table, darling.
Setsuka: So, when are you all going to cease LIVING IN SIN, hm?
Fuuma: Eep.
Hokuto: I'm designing the dresses! OHOHOHO!
Subaru and Kamui: *FLEE*
Kotori: Isn't this nice? <333
Readers: Well, at least some things never change.)
Association
Kamui: That?
Sorata: Reminds me of people!
Kamui: ... and that?
Sorata: Also reminds me of people!
Kamui: Anything meaningful?
Sorata: Does not remind me of people!
Kamui: Have you ever considered that you may have deep-seated psychological issues?
Kamui: Like, say, the fact that you actually like Kigai?
Sorata: Probably, yes.
Broken Open"
Subaru: *is drunk*
Subaru: Damn you and your... cunning... schemes...
Seishirou: Of getting you drunk, you mean?
Subaru: Yeah, that. I'm going to be bitter now.
Seishirou: Aren't you always?
Subaru: Good point. Stuff this, let's have sex.
Seishirou: As much as I'd like that, I like the idea of making you beg even more. >D
Subaru: I hate you.
Seishirou: Yes, I know. Well?
Subaru: ... Please?
Seishirou: I am hot shit. *smug*
Author: *listens to Wild for 5 hours straight* @.@
Possession
The morning after: *happens*
Subaru: Wow, this is awkward. Alcohol is the tool of the devil, obviously. Tiiiiiiiime to go.
Seishirou: Haha, nice try.
Subaru: EEK, you were supposed to be asleep!
Seishirou: And you believed that? Sucker.
Subaru: Can I go yet?
Seishirou: No, I'm not done molesting you creepily at random intervals yet.
Subaru: Oh. Carry on, then.
Seishirou: By the way, you could technically leave at any time.
Subaru: ...
Subaru: Shut up.
Some People
Seishirou: Are you going to come into my apartment, or is the corridor really that fascinating?
Subaru: What am I doing here?
Seishirou: Isn't that obvious?
Subaru: Your logic is compelling.
Seishirou: FINALLY. *jumps Subaru*
Subaru: WAIT WAIT HOLD IT.
Subaru: Plushie, wtf! YOU WEIRDO.
Seishirou: Oh, that. Hokuto made it. About the sex...?
Subaru: Not in front of the plushie!
Seishirou: ... Weirdo.
This summary: *is not, in fact, terribly different from the fic*
Delirium
Subaru: Ooh, spinny ceiling. Trippy.
Seishirou: That would be the painkillers. And this? This would be my bed.
Subaru: *eyes* I'd be embarrassed, but I'm too high.
Seishirou: That's the general idea, yes.
Subaru: Your clinical doctorliness pains me deep inside.
Seishirou: Don't worry, it won't last for long. *molests*
Subaru: That's more like it!
Setsuka: You're hot, you'll do.
Subaru: Help, Seishirou-san, I see dead people!
Seishirou: ... You're an onmyouji, isn't that the point?
Subaru: ...
Subaru: Never mind.
Lord save me from myself. *facepalm*
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Date: 2005-03-23 02:30 am (UTC)Also . . . I HAD TO. :P
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Date: 2005-03-22 10:49 pm (UTC)Maybe I should make this a tradition. Edit this post every time I write new X fic. XD
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Date: 2005-03-23 12:36 am (UTC)Too true. XD
Those summaries are funny (*adds to memories*). ^_^ If you have summaries for other fandoms, post them!
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Date: 2005-03-23 07:36 am (UTC)*squeals some more*
Date: 2005-03-23 09:26 am (UTC)Subaru: I hate everything.
Yuuto: Surely not tea?
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Because of that brilliant snippet of conversation, I'll forget you had
myYuuto use crude language in another summary. Me, having a big head? Naw! Though I do kind of feel that even in a crack-fic, Yuuto'd always be polite, well-mannered and charming and never ever say 'fuck' or 'I want sex'.He'd at the very least say 'please'.He might *think* about those words, of course, but he wouldn't outright use them, in my interpretation and humble opinion which are based solely on having watched the X-tv serie several times and his scene with Sorata about a dozen times more.Re: *squeals some more*
Date: 2005-03-23 11:36 am (UTC)Heh, yes. Although I have to say Subaru wouldn't use that kind of language either, which is half the fun of the summaries. *g* To be fair I think I DID have Yuuto swearing in the actual fic for Sick, but... that was slightly AU, in a few little ways. And he didn't actually SAY the I want sex thing. XD
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Date: 2005-03-23 01:44 pm (UTC)those are great. You should make a profession of writing 30seconds summaries !
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Date: 2005-03-24 07:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-15 01:08 am (UTC)Waaaaaai! Subaru as Janet! OMFGWTF, you have just won the world and broken my brain. And YES I know that this was posted a long time ago. I jsut could help myself.
Seishiro::singing: Damnit, Subaru, I wanna screw!
:leaves before a plot bunny attacks her.:
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Date: 2005-06-15 03:21 am (UTC)Somebody has actually done it, I think...
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Date: 2005-09-29 04:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-30 02:26 am (UTC)