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Apr. 21st, 2005 06:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tammaiyaOkay, so Kelsey asked me to write something about the X fandom, only there are very few people I know well enough to pretend to BE. And that is why this is what happened. Other people are welcome to continue it if they so choose. *meaningful look at Kelsey* Beware the in jokes!
“You know what would be cool?”
“Oh god what.”
“No, seriously! Don’t give me that look!”
“… Okay, what?”
“If you could live on the internet. Like, in fandom communities. We could live in an X village!”
“And kill each other?”
“Okay, so maybe we could live in an SxS village. Whatever.”
“Shevs, darling, have I ever told you you’re insane?”
“Whaaaaat? I think it’s a great idea.”
“You would.”
“And we could put the Internet for our place of residence!”
“I could probably make a lot of money taking bets on how long it would last before all hell broke loose.”
“Come oooooooon, Cori! It’s like the villa in Spain, only MORESO.”
“Why do I always succumb to your madness?”
“You know you love me! Besides, you’re just as crazy as me.”
“… True. Okay, you win. Where do we start? XD”
~*~*~*~
“HI YOU!” *TACKLEGLOMP*
“ZOMG YOU’RE ONLINE.”
“Mwahaha. No, better!”
“Ooh, tell!”
“I’m inside your computer! >D”
“… Really?”
“Yep. I’m building a CYBER VILLAGE.”
“Does that involve porn at all?”
“Well, it could. Lots of X porn, hopefully. It’s an X fandom village!”
“Okay, now I’m intrigued.”
“We’ll all live in our computers! In the cyber village! It’ll be most excellent! Like eloping into the internet!”
“Eloping into the internet? Show me the dotted line, I’m sold. :3”
“Yay!” *heart*
“… Hey, wait. If it’s an X village, what about the other porn?”
“Abwuh?”
“Hamlet! Horatio! They need love too!”
“Uh. We can go on holidays to other fandoms? I don’t know.”
“But there is no fandom. Aside from us, I mean.”
“Well it will be like camping! IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Or something!”
“Right on, sister! Show me to the S&S porn!”
“… S&S looks like S&M…”
*shrug* “That too.”
~*~*~*~
“Faaaaaaahye… you there?”
“Yep.”
“You busy?”
“Chem homework. Why?”
“I think you should join Kelsey and Cori and I in our wicked mad cool hangout.”
“… What?”
“We’re living on the internet! It’s like NEW AGE BOHEMIA!”
“Are you feeling okay, my dear? :D”
“I’m feeling WONDERFUL. Dude, I can eat anything! Because it doesn’t exist! MWAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaugh.”
“I’m trying to decide whether you’re joking or not, and if not whether I should be worried.”
“Nope, no joke! Come join us on ze moooooooooon! I mean, internet. We’re building an X fandom village! There’s porn?”
“You utter random.” *squishes*
“You know you want to! We can just write fic all the time! No work! A huge fandom harem!” *flutters eyelashes*
“No work, you say?”
“Just poooooooooooorn! And musicals!”
“… Can I design the houses?” *g*
~*~*~*~
“HI I LOVE YOU.”
“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyou!” *goo*
“<333 You have been not online! It was all very sad. ;;”
“School. Timezones. HulkSMASH. But I’m on now!” *cling*
“Which is good! Because I have NEWS! :O”
“Ooh ooh TELL.”
“I am LIVING ON ZE INTERNET! >D”
“OMG! … wut? O.o”
“Like the harem in Spain! Only on the internet instead of in Spain! And you should elooooope with me! And the others!”
“OMGYES. What about the pens? ARE THERE PENS?”
“There can be if you want?”
“I LOVE LIFE.”
“Eeeeeeeeexcellent.”
“So who else is there?”
“Well, for now there’s me, Cori, Kelsey and Fahye, but we’re trying to build an X fandom village and get the whole fandom to live here.”
“… But I’m not in the fandom! :O”
“>>; You are sort of? It counts! C’mon, what if we can create cyber X characters? Real life Yuuto/Sorata! Er, sort of real life! You know you want to!”
“HNGK.”
“That’s a yes?”
“NO, IT’S NOT. Of course it’s a yes! Life is so beautiful. DUDE MAYBE WE COULD-”
“-GO ON A HOLIDAY TO MILLIWAYS? Or the Disc AU!”
“OMG BRAIIIIIIIIN!”
“Though, um, Thom might try to kill you.”
“… Uh oh.”
~*~*~*~
House one: complete.
Now all they needed was the rest of the village, the porn, and....
“Faaaaaaaahye, Ji and I locked ourselves in the pen room and we can’t get out! ;;”
“Uh, guys… it locks from the inside…”
“Shivs, you moron.”
And maybe some common sense, but there’s no use asking for the impossible, after all.
“You know what would be cool?”
“Oh god what.”
“No, seriously! Don’t give me that look!”
“… Okay, what?”
“If you could live on the internet. Like, in fandom communities. We could live in an X village!”
“And kill each other?”
“Okay, so maybe we could live in an SxS village. Whatever.”
“Shevs, darling, have I ever told you you’re insane?”
“Whaaaaat? I think it’s a great idea.”
“You would.”
“And we could put the Internet for our place of residence!”
“I could probably make a lot of money taking bets on how long it would last before all hell broke loose.”
“Come oooooooon, Cori! It’s like the villa in Spain, only MORESO.”
“Why do I always succumb to your madness?”
“You know you love me! Besides, you’re just as crazy as me.”
“… True. Okay, you win. Where do we start? XD”
“HI YOU!” *TACKLEGLOMP*
“ZOMG YOU’RE ONLINE.”
“Mwahaha. No, better!”
“Ooh, tell!”
“I’m inside your computer! >D”
“… Really?”
“Yep. I’m building a CYBER VILLAGE.”
“Does that involve porn at all?”
“Well, it could. Lots of X porn, hopefully. It’s an X fandom village!”
“Okay, now I’m intrigued.”
“We’ll all live in our computers! In the cyber village! It’ll be most excellent! Like eloping into the internet!”
“Eloping into the internet? Show me the dotted line, I’m sold. :3”
“Yay!” *heart*
“… Hey, wait. If it’s an X village, what about the other porn?”
“Abwuh?”
“Hamlet! Horatio! They need love too!”
“Uh. We can go on holidays to other fandoms? I don’t know.”
“But there is no fandom. Aside from us, I mean.”
“Well it will be like camping! IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Or something!”
“Right on, sister! Show me to the S&S porn!”
“… S&S looks like S&M…”
*shrug* “That too.”
“Faaaaaaahye… you there?”
“Yep.”
“You busy?”
“Chem homework. Why?”
“I think you should join Kelsey and Cori and I in our wicked mad cool hangout.”
“… What?”
“We’re living on the internet! It’s like NEW AGE BOHEMIA!”
“Are you feeling okay, my dear? :D”
“I’m feeling WONDERFUL. Dude, I can eat anything! Because it doesn’t exist! MWAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaugh.”
“I’m trying to decide whether you’re joking or not, and if not whether I should be worried.”
“Nope, no joke! Come join us on ze moooooooooon! I mean, internet. We’re building an X fandom village! There’s porn?”
“You utter random.” *squishes*
“You know you want to! We can just write fic all the time! No work! A huge fandom harem!” *flutters eyelashes*
“No work, you say?”
“Just poooooooooooorn! And musicals!”
“… Can I design the houses?” *g*
“HI I LOVE YOU.”
“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyou!” *goo*
“<333 You have been not online! It was all very sad. ;;”
“School. Timezones. HulkSMASH. But I’m on now!” *cling*
“Which is good! Because I have NEWS! :O”
“Ooh ooh TELL.”
“I am LIVING ON ZE INTERNET! >D”
“OMG! … wut? O.o”
“Like the harem in Spain! Only on the internet instead of in Spain! And you should elooooope with me! And the others!”
“OMGYES. What about the pens? ARE THERE PENS?”
“There can be if you want?”
“I LOVE LIFE.”
“Eeeeeeeeexcellent.”
“So who else is there?”
“Well, for now there’s me, Cori, Kelsey and Fahye, but we’re trying to build an X fandom village and get the whole fandom to live here.”
“… But I’m not in the fandom! :O”
“>>; You are sort of? It counts! C’mon, what if we can create cyber X characters? Real life Yuuto/Sorata! Er, sort of real life! You know you want to!”
“HNGK.”
“That’s a yes?”
“NO, IT’S NOT. Of course it’s a yes! Life is so beautiful. DUDE MAYBE WE COULD-”
“-GO ON A HOLIDAY TO MILLIWAYS? Or the Disc AU!”
“OMG BRAIIIIIIIIN!”
“Though, um, Thom might try to kill you.”
“… Uh oh.”
House one: complete.
Now all they needed was the rest of the village, the porn, and....
“Faaaaaaaahye, Ji and I locked ourselves in the pen room and we can’t get out! ;;”
“Uh, guys… it locks from the inside…”
“Shivs, you moron.”
And maybe some common sense, but there’s no use asking for the impossible, after all.
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Date: 2005-04-21 08:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-21 01:29 pm (UTC)She would not, she'd just . . . it'd be like Kinokuniya except free . . .
. . .
OKAY MAYBE.
It is mildly terrifying how well you two know me. *eyes*
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Date: 2005-04-22 12:26 am (UTC)Think of it this way, I knew all four of you well enough to imitate passably. I just love you all that much! >D
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Date: 2005-04-22 01:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-22 04:30 am (UTC)Frar thinks you need an icon saying "ARE THERE PENS?" and I need one saying "We'll live on ze mooooooooon! Like NEW AGE BOHEMIA. :O"
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Date: 2005-04-21 10:33 am (UTC)And lots of porn are good to me ^________^
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Date: 2005-04-21 01:14 pm (UTC)And of course you'll be there! Everyone cool in the fandom will be! :D
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Date: 2005-04-21 01:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-21 11:48 am (UTC)What would the houses look like? They'd have to look CLAMP-y...But then they'd be anorexic houses, unfit for human residence...Very pretty houses, then? (*ponders the question of the century*)
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Date: 2005-04-21 01:14 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-21 12:08 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-22 08:28 am (UTC)Don't worry about ze laws of physics, they're really just guidelines
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Date: 2005-04-22 09:39 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-22 12:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-21 10:50 pm (UTC)Also, I am so amused that Fahye and I are the sensible ones, because I am actually sekritly dysfunctional beyond belief.
...O_o Oh my god I am the sensible one in this scenario. This feels very wrong.
(Yes, I know I can do my own laundry. I think the fact that I cannot do so without at least three panicked phone calls to my mother negates this. And besides, didn't we decide we're making Tatsumi do our laundry?)
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Date: 2005-04-22 12:30 am (UTC)If we're living in the X village, maybe Subaru would do our laundry?