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Apr. 25th, 2005 07:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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And why, I ask myself, did I leave my uni work until the last day of the holidays?
Well. I was sick. Er. But that still only accounts for half the holidays. <<;
Anyway, I only have to do Torts for tomorrow because apparently I'm still not well enough to do a full day, but even that's a big ask because there's 3 weeks of back reading that I didn't do during the period where I started to get really ill. ><
Oh well. In other news, I went to the hairdresser's and cut my hair shorter again, but nobody can see pictures because I'mevil unphotogenic stupid and can't get the USB card reader to work. *headdesk*
Am trying to write Heimdal/Loki fic. It continues to be crap and defy me. Maybe it would work better as a doujinshi.
The world needs more KuroFye. I'll write some... maybe. When I'm caught up on Tsubasa, anyway.
On that note, have some crack:
Fahye Dielle (11:57:34 PM): I am dying. I need crack.
Kattaiya (11:57:43 PM): hee!
Fahye Dielle (11:57:45 PM): OMG I AM A CRACK ADDICT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
Kattaiya (11:57:58 PM): that, I have aplenty.
you spent too much time with me and ji.
Kattaiya (11:58:00 PM): clearly.
Fahye Dielle (11:58:23 PM): clearly
Fahye Dielle (11:58:45 PM): somehow I have a horrible need for crack. I don't know where it came from
Kattaiya (11:59:35 PM): I could tell you something really ridiculous I said to Kelsey earlier?
Kattaiya (12:00:48 AM): Practically everything ever gets made into a manga set in modern Tokyo. So how long is it, I ask you, until Romeo & Juliet turns into a manga set in modern Tokyo? complete with crack! super deformation! magic! canon gay! romeo being mocked for being a cissy!
Fahye Dielle (12:01:11 AM): ....that would be the best thing EVER
Kattaiya (12:01:33 AM): wouldn't it be great? >D
Fahye Dielle (12:01:54 AM): mercutio would be the character that everyone ARGUES over because you can't tell if he's male or female
Fahye Dielle (12:02:33 AM): and juliet's dad would own Sony. And her nurse would be a ROBOT
Kattaiya (12:03:06 AM): YES.
Kattaiya (12:03:07 AM): ZOMG.
Kattaiya (12:03:19 AM): And Tybalt? would be a CATBOY
Fahye Dielle (12:03:26 AM): YES.
Fahye Dielle (12:03:39 AM): and romeo's dad would own Panasonic
Kattaiya (12:03:45 AM): YES.
Fahye Dielle (12:03:49 AM): and the balcoy scene would happen on Tokyo Tower
Kattaiya (12:03:59 AM): because everything does!
Fahye Dielle (12:04:05 AM): because EVERYTHING happens there
Fahye Dielle (12:04:19 AM): omg the ball. there would be KAREOKE.
Kattaiya (12:04:40 AM): and people would keep thinking finding romeo in compromising positions with mercutio even though it was totally innocent!
Kattaiya (12:04:41 AM): YES
Fahye Dielle (12:04:50 AM): and romeo would blush ALL THE TIME
Kattaiya (12:04:53 AM): YES
Fahye Dielle (12:05:12 AM): and juliet would have an invented best friend, with very large cleavage and a video camera.
Fahye Dielle (12:05:23 AM): made by A RIVAL COMPANY!!!!ONE!!
Fahye Dielle (12:05:51 AM): and she would die tragically when the weight of her breasts pulled her off the Tower
Kattaiya (12:05:55 AM): Benvolio would be constantly trying to propose love to... either Tybalt or Mercutio... and getting interrupted halfway!
Kattaiya (12:05:57 AM): AHAHAHA
Fahye Dielle (12:06:02 AM): but then...Paris would find the tape!
Kattaiya (12:06:07 AM): :O
Fahye Dielle (12:06:18 AM): Paris would be an American exchange student
Kattaiya (12:06:27 AM): *DEATH* who can't speak japanese properly.
Fahye Dielle (12:06:29 AM): who wears glasses and reads the Financial Times
Fahye Dielle (12:07:03 AM): YES and there are many hilarious puns about sex. He'd be like an educated Hideki, and sekritly have a thing for the girl with the breasts
Fahye Dielle (12:07:27 AM): and when he finds her broken body he will go MAD WITH GRIEF and swear vengeance upon romeo. and possibly become a supervillain
Kattaiya (12:08:32 AM): HE WILL BUILD A SUPER RAY. And sony and panasonic will be forced to join forces to overcome it!
Fahye Dielle (12:08:53 AM): YES! but juliet is tragically hit with it!
Fahye Dielle (12:09:11 AM): and romeo goes on a suicide mission to destroy the...um...super ray building
Fahye Dielle (12:09:23 AM): LITTLE KNOWING that it was only set on 'stun', not 'kill'
Kattaiya (12:09:31 AM): :O *dramatic music*
Fahye Dielle (12:09:44 AM): So Juliet recovers! In time to watch her love go blow himself up!
Kattaiya (12:11:48 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOO! And then she... stabs herself with... er... a magic sword? The magic sword that Romeo killed Tybalt with! ... accidentally!
Fahye Dielle (12:12:35 AM): Magic swords are always good
Kattaiya (12:12:44 AM): exactly!
Fahye Dielle (12:12:47 AM): But sekritly, Rome is not dead
Kattaiya (12:12:53 AM): everyone gets ressurected in the end.
Fahye Dielle (12:12:54 AM): He just ran away with Mercutio
Kattaiya (12:12:58 AM): AHAHAHAHAHA
Fahye Dielle (12:12:59 AM): to start a strip club
Kattaiya (12:13:06 AM): who he finally realised he loved.
Kattaiya (12:13:20 AM): Benvolio and Tybalt lived happily ever after and got a lot of kittens.
Fahye Dielle (12:13:45 AM): And Juliet's spirit will be absorbed by the sword because she is so Good and Pure and oh god I bet she has reeeeeeally large eyes. That sparkle.
Kattaiya (12:14:00 AM): YES. and there will be cherry blossoms in somewhere.
Kattaiya (12:14:09 AM): because there always are.
Fahye Dielle (12:14:14 AM): And Sony and Panasonic become a new company called Sakura Sword
Kattaiya (12:14:17 AM): possibly where they enshrine the sword.
Kattaiya (12:14:18 AM): YES.
Fahye Dielle (12:14:43 AM): who have a really cheesy icon of a SWORD and SAKURA BLOSSOMS. somehow the sakura must represent romeo, who they also think is dead
Kattaiya (12:14:52 AM): AHAHAHA
Fahye Dielle (12:14:59 AM): ....buahaha. romeo can bribe the sakurazukamori into pretending to kill him
Kattaiya (12:15:00 AM): because he's just that much of a cissy
Kattaiya (12:15:07 AM): hee!
Kattaiya (12:15:15 AM): we're on the GOOD STUFF.
Fahye Dielle (12:15:31 AM): I like this. I think you should write it. but then, I always think that
Kattaiya (12:15:44 AM): *snerk* god, maybe I will eventually.
Kattaiya (12:15:54 AM): it'd make SUCH a good manga.
Fahye Dielle (12:17:23 AM): who have we missed? *muses*
Fahye Dielle (12:17:33 AM): juliet's mother will be an ex-porn star
Fahye Dielle (12:17:59 AM): and there will be hilarious interludes where greasy old men come up to her and make commentds about watching her videos
And why, I ask myself, did I leave my uni work until the last day of the holidays?
Well. I was sick. Er. But that still only accounts for half the holidays. <<;
Anyway, I only have to do Torts for tomorrow because apparently I'm still not well enough to do a full day, but even that's a big ask because there's 3 weeks of back reading that I didn't do during the period where I started to get really ill. ><
Oh well. In other news, I went to the hairdresser's and cut my hair shorter again, but nobody can see pictures because I'm
Am trying to write Heimdal/Loki fic. It continues to be crap and defy me. Maybe it would work better as a doujinshi.
The world needs more KuroFye. I'll write some... maybe. When I'm caught up on Tsubasa, anyway.
On that note, have some crack:
Fahye Dielle (11:57:34 PM): I am dying. I need crack.
Kattaiya (11:57:43 PM): hee!
Fahye Dielle (11:57:45 PM): OMG I AM A CRACK ADDICT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
Kattaiya (11:57:58 PM): that, I have aplenty.
you spent too much time with me and ji.
Kattaiya (11:58:00 PM): clearly.
Fahye Dielle (11:58:23 PM): clearly
Fahye Dielle (11:58:45 PM): somehow I have a horrible need for crack. I don't know where it came from
Kattaiya (11:59:35 PM): I could tell you something really ridiculous I said to Kelsey earlier?
Kattaiya (12:00:48 AM): Practically everything ever gets made into a manga set in modern Tokyo. So how long is it, I ask you, until Romeo & Juliet turns into a manga set in modern Tokyo? complete with crack! super deformation! magic! canon gay! romeo being mocked for being a cissy!
Fahye Dielle (12:01:11 AM): ....that would be the best thing EVER
Kattaiya (12:01:33 AM): wouldn't it be great? >D
Fahye Dielle (12:01:54 AM): mercutio would be the character that everyone ARGUES over because you can't tell if he's male or female
Fahye Dielle (12:02:33 AM): and juliet's dad would own Sony. And her nurse would be a ROBOT
Kattaiya (12:03:06 AM): YES.
Kattaiya (12:03:07 AM): ZOMG.
Kattaiya (12:03:19 AM): And Tybalt? would be a CATBOY
Fahye Dielle (12:03:26 AM): YES.
Fahye Dielle (12:03:39 AM): and romeo's dad would own Panasonic
Kattaiya (12:03:45 AM): YES.
Fahye Dielle (12:03:49 AM): and the balcoy scene would happen on Tokyo Tower
Kattaiya (12:03:59 AM): because everything does!
Fahye Dielle (12:04:05 AM): because EVERYTHING happens there
Fahye Dielle (12:04:19 AM): omg the ball. there would be KAREOKE.
Kattaiya (12:04:40 AM): and people would keep thinking finding romeo in compromising positions with mercutio even though it was totally innocent!
Kattaiya (12:04:41 AM): YES
Fahye Dielle (12:04:50 AM): and romeo would blush ALL THE TIME
Kattaiya (12:04:53 AM): YES
Fahye Dielle (12:05:12 AM): and juliet would have an invented best friend, with very large cleavage and a video camera.
Fahye Dielle (12:05:23 AM): made by A RIVAL COMPANY!!!!ONE!!
Fahye Dielle (12:05:51 AM): and she would die tragically when the weight of her breasts pulled her off the Tower
Kattaiya (12:05:55 AM): Benvolio would be constantly trying to propose love to... either Tybalt or Mercutio... and getting interrupted halfway!
Kattaiya (12:05:57 AM): AHAHAHA
Fahye Dielle (12:06:02 AM): but then...Paris would find the tape!
Kattaiya (12:06:07 AM): :O
Fahye Dielle (12:06:18 AM): Paris would be an American exchange student
Kattaiya (12:06:27 AM): *DEATH* who can't speak japanese properly.
Fahye Dielle (12:06:29 AM): who wears glasses and reads the Financial Times
Fahye Dielle (12:07:03 AM): YES and there are many hilarious puns about sex. He'd be like an educated Hideki, and sekritly have a thing for the girl with the breasts
Fahye Dielle (12:07:27 AM): and when he finds her broken body he will go MAD WITH GRIEF and swear vengeance upon romeo. and possibly become a supervillain
Kattaiya (12:08:32 AM): HE WILL BUILD A SUPER RAY. And sony and panasonic will be forced to join forces to overcome it!
Fahye Dielle (12:08:53 AM): YES! but juliet is tragically hit with it!
Fahye Dielle (12:09:11 AM): and romeo goes on a suicide mission to destroy the...um...super ray building
Fahye Dielle (12:09:23 AM): LITTLE KNOWING that it was only set on 'stun', not 'kill'
Kattaiya (12:09:31 AM): :O *dramatic music*
Fahye Dielle (12:09:44 AM): So Juliet recovers! In time to watch her love go blow himself up!
Kattaiya (12:11:48 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOO! And then she... stabs herself with... er... a magic sword? The magic sword that Romeo killed Tybalt with! ... accidentally!
Fahye Dielle (12:12:35 AM): Magic swords are always good
Kattaiya (12:12:44 AM): exactly!
Fahye Dielle (12:12:47 AM): But sekritly, Rome is not dead
Kattaiya (12:12:53 AM): everyone gets ressurected in the end.
Fahye Dielle (12:12:54 AM): He just ran away with Mercutio
Kattaiya (12:12:58 AM): AHAHAHAHAHA
Fahye Dielle (12:12:59 AM): to start a strip club
Kattaiya (12:13:06 AM): who he finally realised he loved.
Kattaiya (12:13:20 AM): Benvolio and Tybalt lived happily ever after and got a lot of kittens.
Fahye Dielle (12:13:45 AM): And Juliet's spirit will be absorbed by the sword because she is so Good and Pure and oh god I bet she has reeeeeeally large eyes. That sparkle.
Kattaiya (12:14:00 AM): YES. and there will be cherry blossoms in somewhere.
Kattaiya (12:14:09 AM): because there always are.
Fahye Dielle (12:14:14 AM): And Sony and Panasonic become a new company called Sakura Sword
Kattaiya (12:14:17 AM): possibly where they enshrine the sword.
Kattaiya (12:14:18 AM): YES.
Fahye Dielle (12:14:43 AM): who have a really cheesy icon of a SWORD and SAKURA BLOSSOMS. somehow the sakura must represent romeo, who they also think is dead
Kattaiya (12:14:52 AM): AHAHAHA
Fahye Dielle (12:14:59 AM): ....buahaha. romeo can bribe the sakurazukamori into pretending to kill him
Kattaiya (12:15:00 AM): because he's just that much of a cissy
Kattaiya (12:15:07 AM): hee!
Kattaiya (12:15:15 AM): we're on the GOOD STUFF.
Fahye Dielle (12:15:31 AM): I like this. I think you should write it. but then, I always think that
Kattaiya (12:15:44 AM): *snerk* god, maybe I will eventually.
Kattaiya (12:15:54 AM): it'd make SUCH a good manga.
Fahye Dielle (12:17:23 AM): who have we missed? *muses*
Fahye Dielle (12:17:33 AM): juliet's mother will be an ex-porn star
Fahye Dielle (12:17:59 AM): and there will be hilarious interludes where greasy old men come up to her and make commentds about watching her videos
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Date: 2005-04-25 09:46 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-25 09:54 am (UTC)and yay for Heimdall/Loki !
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Date: 2005-04-25 10:03 am (UTC)And... you like Heimdal/Loki? ZOMG SOMEONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! *cling* Pleeeeeeeeeeease, help me make the fic not suck!
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Date: 2005-04-25 10:01 am (UTC)I want to read this SO MUCH.
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Date: 2005-04-25 10:04 am (UTC)... by popular demand, there is a distinct possibility that this will in fact happen. XD
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Date: 2005-04-25 11:50 am (UTC)Or alternatively... we're both such terrible procrastinators. *facepalm*
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Date: 2005-04-25 01:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-25 01:34 pm (UTC)GO TO BED
AS I AM DOING NOW
*waves icon at you*
*finishes rereading thread for the sixth time, um*
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Date: 2005-04-25 01:42 pm (UTC)I reread lots also. *GOES*
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Date: 2005-04-25 03:55 pm (UTC)I need to rewatch that series.
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Date: 2005-04-26 03:07 am (UTC)The fic is going much better now, thanks to
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Date: 2005-04-25 06:38 pm (UTC)If you wrote it, I'd probably draw it. That's an AWESOME idea. *squees about Tybalt the catboy*
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