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tammaiyaI had a very lovely time with Mari and sis, and now I'm home. ^^
Tenipuri doujinshi is hilariously funny. Highlights, so far!
Lost Property (and Name Entry)
Ryoma: Ah, someone dropped their mobile phone.
Momo: Hey, you're right. Whose is it?
Momo: Let's look at what's in it.
Ryoma: You shouldn't go looking at things as you please.
Momo: So you say, but you're looking too.
Phone: Servant Number 2; Plebeian Number 11; Toy Number 1.
Fuji: Oh, you knew it was mine! Thank you! <3
Ryoma: <- servant number 3
Momo: <- plebeian number 1
~
Ryoma: Buchou, Fuji-senpai entered you into his mobile with a stupid name.
Tezuka: A stupid name?
Ryoma: It's "toy". T-O-Y.
Tezuka: WHAT?! REALLY?! THAT FUJI!!
I'll have to tell him he got my name wrong! *runs off*
Ryoma: ...
The Fuji House
Syuusuke: Neesan, do you have a moment? Only, I'd like you to take a look at these photos.
Yumiko: Whaat, a spirit photo again? Taking those is your strong point...
*photos of Tezuka in the shower*
I see... It doesn't seem to be harmful, but this red light is a problem... (If he doesn't take care of his left elbow...)
I'll hold a ceremony.
Syuusuke: Thank you, neesan! <3
Yuuta: HEY, ISN'T THE SUBJECT MATTER MORE A PROBLEM...?! (Jeez, this house...)
And so, Yuuta decides to leave home.
Dan Logic
Dan: Senpai, you're what I aim to be!
I want to become like Akutsu-senpai!!
No, instead I want to be Akutsu!
Akutsu: Haa?
Dan: I'll give my name as the Akutsu family name! It's Akutsu Taichi!!
All we have to do is get married!!
Akutsu: ......
The Tezuka Zone
Ryuuzaki: Today's meeting is to decide the location of the Tezuka Zone!
Tezuka: >O
Fuji: ^_^
Oishi: ._.
Eiji: :3
(There are more expression, but they were the funniest.)
Tezuka: Wh... what?! Did she say TEZUKA ZONE?!
"Somewhere near Gunma, maybe?"
"No, let's look around the world more."
"If he's an alpinist, the Alps..."
"Papua New Guinea."
"Ooh, there's a continent?!"
"Saturn?"
"Isn't it a galaxy to begin with?"
Tezuka: (H-how can they just go deciding how they like?!)
*slams hands down on desk* WAIT. I SHOULD DECIDE THINGS TO DO WITH MYSELF!!
*smile* My place... is at Seigaku, where I can play tennis with everyone...!
*gets pelted with books and junk*
"IDIOT! THAT'S BORING!"
"That's right! Don't ruin the mood!"
"50000 laps!"
"Don't play around!"
Tezuka: EE- :O
Fuji: Hey, let's decide with darts. ^_^ *throws*
Dart: *lands on the Chinko River* <- Actually in the east of Central Africa
Fuji: AHAHAHAHA CHINKO RIVER CHINKO RIVER.
Tezuka: DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE?! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, DIDN'T YOU FUJI?!
Momo: Me too!
Eiji: Me too, me too!
Ryoma: Me too, me tooo!
*Eromanga Island*
*Kintamani*
*Ajo*
(All real)
All: *playing around with the darts*
Tezuka: EVERYONE STOP TEASING ME!! ToT
All: Tezuka...!
Fuji: I'm sorry, Tezuka. When you like someone, you want to tease them. That's it.
Everyone likes you.
Tezuka: Fuji...
Fuji: So, I'll give the dart to you, and you have a try.
Tezuka: Yo--sh, MOUNT EVEREST! (Oh no! My left elbow...!!)
Dart: *goes wonky and lands on "Toilet" on the roster board*
Inui: It's decided. *scribbles it down*
Everyone: Yep, let's go.
Tezuka: EEEEEE?!
End
Yes, I'm quite done spamming you all. XD
Tenipuri doujinshi is hilariously funny. Highlights, so far!
Lost Property (and Name Entry)
Ryoma: Ah, someone dropped their mobile phone.
Momo: Hey, you're right. Whose is it?
Momo: Let's look at what's in it.
Ryoma: You shouldn't go looking at things as you please.
Momo: So you say, but you're looking too.
Phone: Servant Number 2; Plebeian Number 11; Toy Number 1.
Fuji: Oh, you knew it was mine! Thank you! <3
Ryoma: <- servant number 3
Momo: <- plebeian number 1
~
Ryoma: Buchou, Fuji-senpai entered you into his mobile with a stupid name.
Tezuka: A stupid name?
Ryoma: It's "toy". T-O-Y.
Tezuka: WHAT?! REALLY?! THAT FUJI!!
I'll have to tell him he got my name wrong! *runs off*
Ryoma: ...
The Fuji House
Syuusuke: Neesan, do you have a moment? Only, I'd like you to take a look at these photos.
Yumiko: Whaat, a spirit photo again? Taking those is your strong point...
*photos of Tezuka in the shower*
I see... It doesn't seem to be harmful, but this red light is a problem... (If he doesn't take care of his left elbow...)
I'll hold a ceremony.
Syuusuke: Thank you, neesan! <3
Yuuta: HEY, ISN'T THE SUBJECT MATTER MORE A PROBLEM...?! (Jeez, this house...)
And so, Yuuta decides to leave home.
Dan Logic
Dan: Senpai, you're what I aim to be!
I want to become like Akutsu-senpai!!
No, instead I want to be Akutsu!
Akutsu: Haa?
Dan: I'll give my name as the Akutsu family name! It's Akutsu Taichi!!
All we have to do is get married!!
Akutsu: ......
The Tezuka Zone
Ryuuzaki: Today's meeting is to decide the location of the Tezuka Zone!
Tezuka: >O
Fuji: ^_^
Oishi: ._.
Eiji: :3
(There are more expression, but they were the funniest.)
Tezuka: Wh... what?! Did she say TEZUKA ZONE?!
"Somewhere near Gunma, maybe?"
"No, let's look around the world more."
"If he's an alpinist, the Alps..."
"Papua New Guinea."
"Ooh, there's a continent?!"
"Saturn?"
"Isn't it a galaxy to begin with?"
Tezuka: (H-how can they just go deciding how they like?!)
*slams hands down on desk* WAIT. I SHOULD DECIDE THINGS TO DO WITH MYSELF!!
*smile* My place... is at Seigaku, where I can play tennis with everyone...!
*gets pelted with books and junk*
"IDIOT! THAT'S BORING!"
"That's right! Don't ruin the mood!"
"50000 laps!"
"Don't play around!"
Tezuka: EE- :O
Fuji: Hey, let's decide with darts. ^_^ *throws*
Dart: *lands on the Chinko River* <- Actually in the east of Central Africa
Fuji: AHAHAHAHA CHINKO RIVER CHINKO RIVER.
Tezuka: DID YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE?! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, DIDN'T YOU FUJI?!
Momo: Me too!
Eiji: Me too, me too!
Ryoma: Me too, me tooo!
*Eromanga Island*
*Kintamani*
*Ajo*
(All real)
All: *playing around with the darts*
Tezuka: EVERYONE STOP TEASING ME!! ToT
All: Tezuka...!
Fuji: I'm sorry, Tezuka. When you like someone, you want to tease them. That's it.
Everyone likes you.
Tezuka: Fuji...
Fuji: So, I'll give the dart to you, and you have a try.
Tezuka: Yo--sh, MOUNT EVEREST! (Oh no! My left elbow...!!)
Dart: *goes wonky and lands on "Toilet" on the roster board*
Inui: It's decided. *scribbles it down*
Everyone: Yep, let's go.
Tezuka: EEEEEE?!
End
Yes, I'm quite done spamming you all. XD
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Date: 2005-06-19 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-19 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-19 05:32 pm (UTC)!!!!Those are rather hilarious.
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Date: 2005-06-19 11:46 pm (UTC)I love doujinshi. I love Japan. I love everything. *cackle*
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Date: 2005-06-20 12:25 am (UTC)Cheers, you poor bastard. (You should have decided that before your crazy brother started hitting on you, though...)
The phone cracks me up. That's so very Fuji. (So does the thought of Oishi making the "._." face. That's got to be adorable).
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Date: 2005-06-20 12:43 am (UTC)The phone one was GREAT. God, I love Fuji. *cackle* (And yes, Oishi's expression is wonderful. *giggle*)