And now, for your daily dose of "What The Fuck?"

[tammaiya]

Kattaiya (2:50:04 PM): Alright, I'm going to attack that Weiss fic now. *attempts to kick brain out of S&S mode, because 2/3 of the fics she's already written are S&S and it's better to alternate so the other ones get done too*
KelseyML (2:50:27 PM): *L* You're going to write WK going after the Sakurazukamori, by accident.
Kattaiya (2:50:57 PM): shh, don't jinx me! XD
Kattaiya (2:51:37 PM): "The Government finds it AMUSING to send its assassins after each other. It's like modern day gladiators!"
"..."
KelseyML (2:51:51 PM): *DIES*
Kattaiya (2:52:11 PM): Seishirou: *decides this is all beneath his dignity and nicks off to Hawaii with Subaru*
KelseyML (2:52:35 PM): Aya: *must pursue in the name of justice*
Kattaiya (2:54:41 PM): Seishirou: *irritable sigh* Well, I had BETTER things to do, but if you're going to be so insistent about it. *kills with his l337 Sakurazukamori skillz*
Rest of Weiss: O.o *thinking: oh noez, it's another one of them mystic freaks!*
Aya: *is dead, yo*
Subaru: SEISHIROU-SAN. You've RUINED OUR HONEYMOON. *storms off*
Seishirou: ... *exterminates the rest of Weiss, then sulks*
KelseyML (2:56:25 PM): Weiss: *in the bishounen version of the afterlife*
Subaru: *summons their ghosts to apologize*
Kattaiya (3:01:54 PM): Youji: *was in the middle of shagging someone* *peeved*
Subaru: GAK.
KelseyML (3:02:19 PM): Omi: *adorably confused*
KelseyML (3:02:22 PM): Ken: *is as well*
Kattaiya (3:03:03 PM): Aya: *was who Youji was shagging, and now his better judgement has caught up, as well as his sense of outrage at being killed* *TWITCH*
Kattaiya (3:03:33 PM): Subaru: *would die of embarrassment, were such a thing possible*
KelseyML (3:03:49 PM): .....................
KelseyML (3:03:52 PM): *killed*
Kattaiya (3:04:13 PM): Probably by Seishirou.
KelseyML (3:05:03 PM): PROBABLY.

No, I'm not REALLY doing that. But wouldn't it be great if I did? *g*

I think the Contracts exam went okay. Too okay. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, and I'll be waiting a while, because marks won't be back for ages.

Of course, a DIFFERENT shoe will stomp down with the righteousness of a holy smiting tomorrow when I have my Japanese Linguistics exam, which I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR YET.

Just so you can all feel sorry for me, it's 4 hours long on a Saturday morning. *mourn*

ETA:

requiescat6 (3:21:43 PM): the death is not necessary, though
requiescat6 (3:21:47 PM): they could just have an orgy
Kattaiya (3:21:57 PM): are you kidding?
requiescat6 (3:22:05 PM): ...maybe
Kattaiya (3:22:05 PM): Seishirou wouldn't let any of them NEAR Subaru. XD
requiescat6 (3:22:07 PM): XD
requiescat6 (3:22:08 PM): point
Kattaiya (3:22:21 PM): they can have an orgy in the afterlife.
requiescat6 (3:22:42 PM): or yohji can get aya drunk on pina coladas
requiescat6 (3:22:53 PM): and then he can't chase seishirou
requiescat6 (3:22:57 PM): and they will just shag on the beach
Kattaiya (3:23:03 PM): sand chafes, though.
requiescat6 (3:23:07 PM): and leave seishirou and subaru in peace
Kattaiya (3:23:09 PM): Aya wouldn't be impressed.
requiescat6 (3:23:09 PM): on a towel
Kattaiya (3:23:43 PM): Do you think a mere TOWEL will subdue sand? Sand is like... omnipotent. Infallible. No matter what you do, it will still get into everything.
requiescat6 (3:28:39 PM): hm
requiescat6 (3:28:40 PM): this is true
requiescat6 (3:28:41 PM): fine
requiescat6 (3:28:45 PM): they will have sex in a hotel
requiescat6 (3:28:48 PM): overlooking the beach
requiescat6 (3:28:52 PM): perhaps on a balcony
requiescat6 (3:28:56 PM): but aya would never allow that
Kattaiya (3:29:04 PM): *was about to chime in with that*
requiescat6 (3:29:12 PM): hee
Kattaiya (3:29:57 PM): Youji: *sulk* You never let me have my kinks.
Aya: ... *conveys, with silence: I can walk away at any time*
Youji: ... but hey, that's cool! All sex is good sex, even when it's not!
Aya: *facepalm*

Comments

[sakanagi.livejournal.com]

A four hour exam? (*contemplates the horror*) Good luck to you.

That Weiss fic idea sounds good! But it needs no further elaboration than that. Weiss would go to the bishie afterlife. I suppose Aya could wait until Seishirou showed up there to extract his revenge. ^^ Okay, I hope the real Weiss fic goes well, too.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

3 hours, with 20% extra time and restbreaks for my being... disabilitied. Or whatever. (I probably won't get the extra time next year. RATS, it's really useful on Law exams.) So maybe I can leave early, but I'll still be wrung out at the end, because it has SIX SECTIONS WHAT. *shudders at all the essays*

Yes, I think that mostly sums up everything. Seishirou would completly PWN Weiss.

Thanks!

[kurushi.livejournal.com]

ow, damn! I thought they only sprung Saturday mornings on law and biology....

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Nooooo. Asian Studies put their exams in last so got assigned the worst times. I just had the Spoken 4 exams TODAY.

But on the bright side, I got 94 for the Japanese Linguistics exam! :D *already got it back, because Mukai-sensei is much with the speedy marking*