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[tammaiya]

I'm sure there's an excuse for this, but I'm too tired to think one up. Ji and I get evn more offensive with our sexual metaphors than usual. Stupid enough that it had to be recorded, though I lost most of it. XD

schiarire (1:24:22 AM): what a pansy ass dictionary!
Kattaiya (1:24:53 AM): it's a tourist book
Kattaiya (1:24:55 AM): throw it over
schiarire (1:25:28 AM): i got nothing else. :(
Kattaiya (1:25:34 AM): it sucks like a two bit whore and is quality like that too.
schiarire (1:25:35 AM): mom=asleep LIKE SANE PEOPLE
Kattaiya (1:25:48 AM): you got JILTED BY THE BOOK!
schiarire (1:25:59 AM): dude, totally
schiarire (1:26:02 AM): stop fucking around, book
schiarire (1:26:07 AM): I don't like when you play stupid fuck games!
Kattaiya (1:27:01 AM): a cheap whore will never fulfil your true needs. :(
schiarire (1:27:31 AM): that is why i come to you :D
Kattaiya (1:29:18 AM): unfortunately I do not know Korean, but at least I can dance sexy. And I suck like I MEAN it. It is not committed to sucking with true finesse. Plus I can totally cater to your emotional needs!

... this conversation ALMOST needs to go to lj. in the kind of way where it really doesn't. XD
schiarire (1:30:11 AM): I'm sorry. I would be funnier but I woke up at six and I'm on vacation. XD
Kattaiya (1:31:11 AM): ahahaha. You are being funny. I'm just not sure whether this kind of filthy material needs to dirty the hallowed halls of your livej--

you know what, the absolute hypocrisy of that just burned my tongue.
schiarire (1:31:55 AM): :O!!!111
schiarire (1:32:02 AM): what are you insinuating about my livejournal?
Kattaiya (1:32:29 AM): um, last time I checked, I was heavily implying that it's a den of iniquity.
schiarire (1:33:23 AM): Them's fightin' words
schiarire (1:33:44 AM): I cleaned it just this morning! it sparkles like THE VIRGIN MARY
schiarire (1:33:56 AM): after a holy bubble bath.
Kattaiya (1:34:01 AM): Only after Jesus had brothers.
Kattaiya (1:34:19 AM): You know, there is nothing innocent about a jacuzzi.
Kattaiya (1:34:26 AM): Screams jacuzzi sex.
schiarire (1:34:48 AM): I can't believe you're implying my LJ fucks Joseph in jacuzzis.
schiarire (1:35:08 AM): I don't even know if it counts as 'implying' at this point.
Kattaiya (1:36:17 AM): Nah, it's implication's bastard cousin. The one that goes on wild partying binges of sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
schiarire (1:36:54 AM): NOW who's debauched?
Kattaiya (1:37:38 AM): Hey, did I ever say my LJ was any better than yours? If yours is fucking Joseph in the jacuzzi, mine is probably gangbanging the entire saintly host.
schiarire (1:38:06 AM): I'm glad we are resolved.
Kattaiya (1:39:05 AM): Our LJs should get together sometime. You know, my people talk to your people. Except with less class. Actually, it would probably be more like getting drunk in the same bar and screwing in a cheap motel, but whatever.


Having to get up in the mornings during my holidays is a pile of suck, especially since I've been to bed 5am the last two nights. Constant tradesmen. Most of them are quite nice, but I am a people-person in very limited quantity. Plus there is noise, and clutter, and all in all I am generally quite miserable and suffering from sleep dep and inspiration. I completely missed the electrician for hiding in my room. Actually, that might've been when I went back to sleep. *feels guilty, as she was supposed to talk to him about something on the directions of her extension-nazi mother*

Also, got a letter from Diabetes Australia saying that I was using more supplies than average. What the fuck? Nobody told me there was some quota I had to stay under or that there was any kind of rationing going on. Jesus, what do they think I'm doing with them if not using them? I don't have enough extra to be scalping them off to third world countries for exhorbitant prices, and they'd make a pretty damn lame party trick. I'm just doing what I was TOLD, 4-7 tests a day.

Morons.

Comments

[surial.livejournal.com]

That sucks. I always knew Diabetes Australia was a Commie institution.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Commies, nazis, it's a bit hard to tell when the tyrant regime kicks in.

[surial.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but we actually have a Nationalist Party. The Commies have been trying re-establish their basis of power in other fields since their party was made illegal.

The Nationalists are too busy trying to beat the wimpy Liberals into doing something.