Fraser is SANTA! Homg.

[tammaiya]

*procrastinates from writing* I have work in an hour and I'm going to Sydney tomorrow and I'm not packed! Of COURSE I shouldn't hurry up writing this fic now, dammit, now.

It's the second last. *looks shifty*

Today is kind of crap. It's HOT and I'm tired cause I had to get out of bed to move everything yet again, as today we had the builders, the cleaner and the carpet layers all at once. Nowhere to go! *weep* And the laptop is so hot, which doesn't help when it's already above 30 degrees C. Blaaaaaah. Hm, dog has just returned from clip.

So, Fraser is Santa!


Kattaiya (3:17:15 PM): ... OMG
Kattaiya (3:17:19 PM): FRASER IS SANTA CLAUS
Kattaiya (3:17:23 PM): it all makes sense.
Kattaiya (3:19:09 PM): brain: *is fried*
Kattaiya (3:21:47 PM): *poke*
Fahye Dielle (3:21:49 PM): ................
Fahye Dielle (3:21:51 PM): WHAT
Kattaiya (3:21:53 PM): no, no, seriously
Kattaiya (3:21:56 PM): On the radio
Fahye Dielle (3:22:00 PM): this is the whole red thing, isn't it
Kattaiya (3:22:12 PM): Santa Claus, AKA Saint Nick, AKA Father Christmas, AKA Big Red!
Kattaiya (3:22:23 PM): And you know. he is polite. and giving. and superhuman.
Kattaiya (3:22:50 PM): I bet he could deliver presents to needy children all across the world at the stroke of midnight.
Kattaiya (3:23:00 PM): he works crazy miracles!
Kattaiya (3:23:05 PM): AND he knows how to drive a sled
Kattaiya (3:23:25 PM): Canada is cold, like the North Pole
Kattaiya (3:23:57 PM): And Fraser is big red.
Kattaiya (3:24:11 PM): so therefore, in conclusion, all the evidence points toward Fraser being Santa.
Kattaiya (3:24:25 PM): I bet he wears a fake beard and a pillow for disguise.
Fahye Dielle (3:26:01 PM): .....
Fahye Dielle (3:26:27 PM): *giggles hopelessly* I bet he would moonlight as a shopping mall Santa in an instan
Fahye Dielle (3:26:34 PM): bringing joy to the kiddies!
Kattaiya (3:26:41 PM): of course!
Kattaiya (3:27:19 PM): Ray: What the fuck. No, SERIOUSLY, Frase, what the FUCK.
Fahye Dielle (3:28:13 PM): Fraser: *earnestly* Perhaps you'd like to help, Ray? You could be an elf.
Fahye Dielle (3:28:47 PM): Ahahah. You should so write a fic where they have to go undercover at Christmas. In a shopping centre.

(Meanwhile:

Kattaiya (3:25:15 PM): *is telling Fahye about her theory that Fraser is Santa Claus, which is why you need to watch Due South*
schiarire (3:25:23 PM): ...
Kattaiya (3:25:31 PM): that was her reaction.
Kattaiya (3:25:32 PM): XD
schiarire (3:25:54 PM): .... )


And also, on Christmas fics:


Kattaiya (3:07:33 PM): I'll... write the fic when I've counted the total word count. Yeah. *ignores that she has an hour and a half until work*
schiarire (3:07:38 PM): yeah. yeah.
Kattaiya (3:10:25 PM): ...............................
schiarire (3:10:46 PM): ?
Kattaiya (3:11:47 PM): without that one I ended up scrapping
Kattaiya (3:11:56 PM): the total word count is 75089
Kattaiya (3:12:01 PM): WITH the one I scrapped
Kattaiya (3:12:06 PM): 79906
schiarire (3:12:24 PM): ...............

( Fahye Dielle (3:13:22 PM): FREAK
Fahye Dielle (3:13:28 PM): *cries. inna corner*
Kattaiya (3:13:50 PM): WHAT. NO WONDER I'M SO FRAZZLED.
Kattaiya (3:15:09 PM): and so "no! dun wanna write no more! *temper tantrum*" XD )

schiarire (3:12:26 PM): that's a fucking nano
Kattaiya (3:12:50 PM): more than one. jesus.
schiarire (3:13:34 PM): it's more than 1.5. in fact
Kattaiya (3:13:34 PM): more than a month, though. so it's probably just under 50K if I only take from 21st November.

Comments

[elihice.livejournal.com]

Does that make the half wolf a reindeer?

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Clearly yes! Dief can replace Blitzen. Their names sound similar. Somehow, in my head. *g*

[elihice.livejournal.com]

Bob would make the most anoying elf ever. "In my days son, we delievered presents the traditional way..."

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

*die* Now THAT would be annoying. Fraser would get so frustrated, poor thing. OTHER Santa Clauses don't have to deal with such things, dammit!