Copa, copacabana~ <3
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tammaiyaThis is why I should not be allowed within a fifty metre radius of like... anything. It's like the entire timeline of FF7! Set to the Copacabana!
... Yeah.
[Her name was Lola]
Zack: Heya, kid.
Cloud: I have a name, you know.
Zack: Heya, Spiky.
Cloud: ...........
[She was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there]
Sephiroth: Zack, stop playing dressup with Cloud. He's not your barbie. And why does he look like he's been molested by a chocobo?
Zack: Well, you know chocobos. Very... maternal. S' not MY fault he looks like one.
Sephiroth: ... That dress really is very short.
Zack: Ah'yup.
Sephiroth: ... Carry on.
[She would merengue and do the cha-cha]
Sephiroth: Why is Cloud doing pirouettes in his sword kata?
Zack: Weeeeeeeell... it MIGHT be because of something I told him about fighting being like dancing...
Sephiroth: ZACK!
[And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar]
S: Why are you carrying Cloud?
Z: He passed out from exhaustion. Poor kid, he wants to be a SOLDIER that bad.
S: ... Right. I'll take him back to your room, then.
Z: Can you get me some beer while you're there?
S: NO.
[Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 to 4]
Z: ........
S: ........
Z: Can't you just BURN the damn paperwork?
S: *faint groan*
[They were young and they had each other, who could ask for more?]
S: Zack, stop trying to trade Cloud for a motorbike.
Z: Why? Do you KNOW how much they were offering for him in Wall Market?
S: Because he's mine, not yours, and I'll kill you if you don't.
Z: ... Yessir.
[At the Copa, Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana]
C: God I hate Midgar summers.
Z: Speaking of which, when are we going on that holiday to Costa Del Sol?
S: Shut up and do your work, Zack.
Z: But--
S: You've already used up your leave, my leave, and both our sick leave for the year. NO HOLIDAYS.
Z: Damn.
[At the Copa, Copacabana, music and passion were always the fashion]
Z: You know how I said Midgar was a den of iniquity? And SOLDIER especially?
C: Yes, but what does that have to do with you stripping to Cosmo Canyon tribal chants?
Z: ... Good question.
[At the Copa... they fell in love]
Z: Aaaaaw, SOLDIERS in love. How cute!
S&C: Shut up, Zack.
[his name was Rico, he wore a diamond]
Hojo: I have no diamonds, but I do have JENOVA cells! Mweeheehee!
S: This is Hojo.
Z: Yep. He's a slimy freak.
C: ... I think I'd prefer the diamonds, thanks.
[He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there]
Z: Look, what is he DOING here? Make him go away, Seph! It's YOUR room!
C: .....
H: And who's this, then, hm?
Z: AND MAKE HIM STOP EYEING CLOUD LIKE THAT.
[and when she finished, he called her over, but Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar, and then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two]
H: You'd make an interesting specimen, wouldn't you. How do you feel about... JENOVA?
C: Oh my god he's touching me MAKE HIM GO AWAY!
S: .... Mother?
Z: FUCK.
S: Yes, Mother, I agree. Let's destroy the entire universe. Starting with Cloud, because then no one else can have him.
Z: SEPHIROTH. Snap the hell out of it! You really don't want to kill Cloud! You love Cloud, remember? Cloud good? Hojo bad?
S: ... You're in my way. *stabbity*
Z: And I always thought he was joking when he said he'd kill me one day. *gurgle*
C: NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!
[There was blood and a single gunshot, but just who shot who?]
C: Oh my god. Oh my god. I killed Sephiroth.
Z: Well... he did... run you through... with his seven foot sword. You're covered... in blood.
C: OH MY GOD I KILLED SEPHIROTH.
H: You bastard!
[At the Copa, Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana]
C: There is something incredibly uncool about being in a huge test tube.
Z: What, you mean the fact that it's filled with hot mako?
C: Possibly, yes.
[At the Copa, Copacabana, music and passion were always the fashion]
C: Please stop singing dirty songs when we're trapped in glass cylinders with no hope of escape. I can't block my ears.
Z: Nobody appreciates my art.
[At the Copa... she fell in love.]
Z: ... You're angsting about Sephiroth, aren't you.
C: I kiiiiiiiilled hiiiiiiiiiiim. ;;
Z: You'd think he'd be more worried about the fact that he's stuck as the lab rat of a mad scientist, but no, apparently not.
[Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl]
C: Hi, I'm Cloud.
A: Don't I know you? Ooh, were you that pretty boy Zack used to force into dresses?
C: ... What?
A: ... Never mind.
[But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show]
B: Damn SOLDIER, I ain't trustin' him!
T: He's an ex-SOLDIER, Barrett.
B: Yeah, try telling HIM that.
[Now it's a disco, but not for Lola]
Z: Have you ever noticed how the Lifestream is all pretty and shiny? Kinda like strobe lights!
C: ...............
Z: You're no fun when you're comatose, you know.
[Still in the dress she used to wear, with faded feathers in her hair]
Z: Doesn't he ever change his wardrobe? I mean, it's great that he wants to look like me, but SERIOUSLY.
S: Why does he look like he's been molested by a chocobo?
Z: ... Well, you know chocobos...
[She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind]
T: How are you today, Cloud?
C: .................
T: ... Have you been drinking mako shots again?
[She lost her youth and she lost her Tony]
S: Actually, he looks exactly like he did when he was 15. Pretty.
Z: We can't take you anywhere, can we?
[Now she's lost her mind]
A: Zack, give Cloud back his memories and stop using them as home movies.
Z: But the Lifestream doesn't get cable!
[At the Copa, Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana]
Yuffie: Fuck it's hot.
Cid: Shut up, kid.
Cloud: Sephiroth was hot...
AVALANCHE: ..................
Cloud: Also, I still hate Midgar summers.
AVALANCHE: ..................
[At the Copa, Copacabana, music and passion were always the fashion]
C: *under his breath* If you think I'm sexy~ and you want my body~ come on baby, let it show...
T: Cloud, what's that song you're humming?
C: Huh? What song?
Z: My little boy, all grown up! I'm so proud.
A & S: ..................
[At the Copa... don't fall in love.]
Z: So the moral of this story is, SOLDIERS should not fall in love because one or both them will die. On the other hand, the sex is GREAT while it lasts.
S: Shut up, Zack.
I'm sorry. There's no excuse for this.
... Nah, I'm not really sorry. XD
... Yeah.
[Her name was Lola]
Zack: Heya, kid.
Cloud: I have a name, you know.
Zack: Heya, Spiky.
Cloud: ...........
[She was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there]
Sephiroth: Zack, stop playing dressup with Cloud. He's not your barbie. And why does he look like he's been molested by a chocobo?
Zack: Well, you know chocobos. Very... maternal. S' not MY fault he looks like one.
Sephiroth: ... That dress really is very short.
Zack: Ah'yup.
Sephiroth: ... Carry on.
[She would merengue and do the cha-cha]
Sephiroth: Why is Cloud doing pirouettes in his sword kata?
Zack: Weeeeeeeell... it MIGHT be because of something I told him about fighting being like dancing...
Sephiroth: ZACK!
[And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar]
S: Why are you carrying Cloud?
Z: He passed out from exhaustion. Poor kid, he wants to be a SOLDIER that bad.
S: ... Right. I'll take him back to your room, then.
Z: Can you get me some beer while you're there?
S: NO.
[Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 to 4]
Z: ........
S: ........
Z: Can't you just BURN the damn paperwork?
S: *faint groan*
[They were young and they had each other, who could ask for more?]
S: Zack, stop trying to trade Cloud for a motorbike.
Z: Why? Do you KNOW how much they were offering for him in Wall Market?
S: Because he's mine, not yours, and I'll kill you if you don't.
Z: ... Yessir.
[At the Copa, Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana]
C: God I hate Midgar summers.
Z: Speaking of which, when are we going on that holiday to Costa Del Sol?
S: Shut up and do your work, Zack.
Z: But--
S: You've already used up your leave, my leave, and both our sick leave for the year. NO HOLIDAYS.
Z: Damn.
[At the Copa, Copacabana, music and passion were always the fashion]
Z: You know how I said Midgar was a den of iniquity? And SOLDIER especially?
C: Yes, but what does that have to do with you stripping to Cosmo Canyon tribal chants?
Z: ... Good question.
[At the Copa... they fell in love]
Z: Aaaaaw, SOLDIERS in love. How cute!
S&C: Shut up, Zack.
[his name was Rico, he wore a diamond]
Hojo: I have no diamonds, but I do have JENOVA cells! Mweeheehee!
S: This is Hojo.
Z: Yep. He's a slimy freak.
C: ... I think I'd prefer the diamonds, thanks.
[He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there]
Z: Look, what is he DOING here? Make him go away, Seph! It's YOUR room!
C: .....
H: And who's this, then, hm?
Z: AND MAKE HIM STOP EYEING CLOUD LIKE THAT.
[and when she finished, he called her over, but Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar, and then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two]
H: You'd make an interesting specimen, wouldn't you. How do you feel about... JENOVA?
C: Oh my god he's touching me MAKE HIM GO AWAY!
S: .... Mother?
Z: FUCK.
S: Yes, Mother, I agree. Let's destroy the entire universe. Starting with Cloud, because then no one else can have him.
Z: SEPHIROTH. Snap the hell out of it! You really don't want to kill Cloud! You love Cloud, remember? Cloud good? Hojo bad?
S: ... You're in my way. *stabbity*
Z: And I always thought he was joking when he said he'd kill me one day. *gurgle*
C: NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!
[There was blood and a single gunshot, but just who shot who?]
C: Oh my god. Oh my god. I killed Sephiroth.
Z: Well... he did... run you through... with his seven foot sword. You're covered... in blood.
C: OH MY GOD I KILLED SEPHIROTH.
H: You bastard!
[At the Copa, Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana]
C: There is something incredibly uncool about being in a huge test tube.
Z: What, you mean the fact that it's filled with hot mako?
C: Possibly, yes.
[At the Copa, Copacabana, music and passion were always the fashion]
C: Please stop singing dirty songs when we're trapped in glass cylinders with no hope of escape. I can't block my ears.
Z: Nobody appreciates my art.
[At the Copa... she fell in love.]
Z: ... You're angsting about Sephiroth, aren't you.
C: I kiiiiiiiilled hiiiiiiiiiiim. ;;
Z: You'd think he'd be more worried about the fact that he's stuck as the lab rat of a mad scientist, but no, apparently not.
[Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl]
C: Hi, I'm Cloud.
A: Don't I know you? Ooh, were you that pretty boy Zack used to force into dresses?
C: ... What?
A: ... Never mind.
[But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show]
B: Damn SOLDIER, I ain't trustin' him!
T: He's an ex-SOLDIER, Barrett.
B: Yeah, try telling HIM that.
[Now it's a disco, but not for Lola]
Z: Have you ever noticed how the Lifestream is all pretty and shiny? Kinda like strobe lights!
C: ...............
Z: You're no fun when you're comatose, you know.
[Still in the dress she used to wear, with faded feathers in her hair]
Z: Doesn't he ever change his wardrobe? I mean, it's great that he wants to look like me, but SERIOUSLY.
S: Why does he look like he's been molested by a chocobo?
Z: ... Well, you know chocobos...
[She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind]
T: How are you today, Cloud?
C: .................
T: ... Have you been drinking mako shots again?
[She lost her youth and she lost her Tony]
S: Actually, he looks exactly like he did when he was 15. Pretty.
Z: We can't take you anywhere, can we?
[Now she's lost her mind]
A: Zack, give Cloud back his memories and stop using them as home movies.
Z: But the Lifestream doesn't get cable!
[At the Copa, Copacabana, the hottest spot north of Havana]
Yuffie: Fuck it's hot.
Cid: Shut up, kid.
Cloud: Sephiroth was hot...
AVALANCHE: ..................
Cloud: Also, I still hate Midgar summers.
AVALANCHE: ..................
[At the Copa, Copacabana, music and passion were always the fashion]
C: *under his breath* If you think I'm sexy~ and you want my body~ come on baby, let it show...
T: Cloud, what's that song you're humming?
C: Huh? What song?
Z: My little boy, all grown up! I'm so proud.
A & S: ..................
[At the Copa... don't fall in love.]
Z: So the moral of this story is, SOLDIERS should not fall in love because one or both them will die. On the other hand, the sex is GREAT while it lasts.
S: Shut up, Zack.
I'm sorry. There's no excuse for this.
... Nah, I'm not really sorry. XD
