So anyway, there hasn't been much traumatising crack for a while...

[tammaiya]

Wherein there is Naruto!Saiyuki, Naruto!Hanakimi, intersecting of the two and

Becky: And both [Sasuke/Sakura and Hakkai/Gojyo] pairings are ones that I've read the manga and, yeah, I don't interpret it that way and I feel my views are valid.
Kattaiya: so then you were like, hay lolz Sakura!Gojyo!

... or maybe that's just me.
Kattaiya: anyway.
Becky: .................................................oh, my god. I totally burst out laughing at that.
Kattaiya: :D
Becky: And. And. And. If Sasuke is Hakkai... that makes Sanzo into Naruto and AUGH, MY BRAIN.
Kattaiya: Goku
Kattaiya: could be Konohamaru
Kattaiya: *solemn*
Becky: Goku's actually a pretty strong little shit. *thinks* ....Goku could be Gaara. *nods seriously*
Becky: If Gojyo is Sakura... who would that make Lee?
Kattaiya: .........................................................................
Kattaiya: I don't think I know the series well enough. And, uh. I'm not sure I could inflict that level of indignity on--

dude, what am I saying. Sakura!Gojyo. Naruto!Sanzo.

hur, I wonder what Inner!Gojyo is like.
Becky: I'm still crying over Naruto!Sanzo. It hurts so much.
Kattaiya: Inner!Gojyo: Wow, that person is some HOT ASS.
Outer!Gojyo: Hell yeah!
Sanzo: ... *stares narrowly*
Becky: And, of course, you realize this eventually has to go up on LJ somewhere, yes?

Because Inner!Gojyo... just... asdlfkjasdfl;kjasdl;alsdasld.
Kattaiya: Sanzo: *decides he doesn't want to know why Gojyo is talking to himself, srsly, and ignores*
Becky: Inner!Gojyo: I'll kick that shitty monk's ass!! And then Hakkai-kun will finally notice me!
Outer!Gojyo: HELL YEAH!
Sanzo: ..............
Becky: ....that was entirely your fault. YOUR FAULT.
Becky: YOU STARTED IT.
Kattaiya: Gojyo: Hey, monk, has it ever occurred to you that THAT MUCH RAMEN IS TOO MUCH?
Sanzo: *cocks trigger, continues eating*
Gojyo: ... Just, you know, hypothetically. :D;
Becky: *points trembly finger at*
Becky: YOU WATCH IT.
Becky: OR I'LL REQUEST NARUTO!SAIYUKI FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
Kattaiya: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Becky: Of course, we're forgetting the most important question.
Becky: Who would Kakashi be?
Kattaiya: You'll never be able to decide what you want when your birthday rolls around.
Kattaiya: Yeah, I was thinking about that.
Becky: Because I don't want to ponder who Hinata would be.
Kattaiya: .....................
Kattaiya: no.
Kattaiya: um.
Kattaiya: <<
Becky: Oh!
Becky: Kanzeon Bosatsu is obviously Kakashi.
Kattaiya: hey, uh. this is going to join the realms of the brainbreak, but... I was wondering who Kanan would be... and I have come up with a grand list of one so far and really you do not want to go there. because it's just so warped. :D?
Kattaiya: probably you can guess now. *g*
Becky: Kanan can be Sasuke!Hakkai's mommy. *is firm in this*
Becky: *does not allow for other thoughts*
Kattaiya: but we don't really know Sasuke's mummy. Still, it's better than Itachi. My mind was just like, "*goes there--- RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*"
Becky: It might have been kind of hot except... oh, my god, Itachi!Kanan! *rolls around and tries to get rid of it*
Kattaiya: hur hur. at least I'm not alone in the hurt now.
Becky: Why would you do that to me? WHY?
Kattaiya: *pat* post to lj. share the pain. it'll make you feel better.
Becky: Naruto!Sanzo... huh. Instead of the Makai Tenjou... imagine an army of Kage Bunshin Sanzos attacking. Strangely brainbreaking.
Kattaiya: not because pain shared is pain halved, but because sadism is instinctively soothing and misery enjoys dragging others down with it. :D
Becky: Truer words. <3
Becky: Hakkai with the Sharingan. Gojyo cutting his hair when the Sound nin has him held in place by it in the Forest of Death.
Becky: Gojyo surrounded by falling strands of shorn red hair while the kunai in his hand slices through it. It's perfect.
Kattaiya: It totally is. *marvels*
Becky: (There was a point in the Saiyuki series where Gojyo cuts his hair even. <3)
Kattaiya: I am UNINTENTIONAL GENIUS ON LEGS.
Kattaiya: you are somewhat more intentional genius. XD
Becky: (For angsty, dramatic, "Woe, my friend is dead. *CUTS HAIR*" reasons.)
Becky: You don't actually see it, but! Intentional genius is still there!
Becky: WE ARE BOTH GENIUS, YES.
Kattaiya: :D :D :D
Becky: Aww. Gaara!Goku explaining about the horribly abusive life he's had because he was born with a demon and how mean people were to him... Naruto!Sanzo in the orange outfit and smoking a cigarrette and flatly going, "That's a load of shit. People act the way they act, you don't blame it on other people."
Becky: Sanzo in the orange jumpsuit hurts me. A lot. D:
Kattaiya: ow, yeah, much with the FASHION MALFUNCTION.
Kattaiya: like it works for Naruto, but...
Kattaiya: what a lack in dignity. *cringe*
Becky: At least Gojyo being in Sakura's not-quite-dress amuses me more.
Kattaiya: I love my brain. *happy*
Becky: I do, too. It hurts me so badly, but then it makes me happy again.

~

*after some discussion of HanaKimi plot bunnies*
Kattaiya: clearly sempai is being unfair in the

OH MY GOD
Kattaiya: I ALMOST JUST TYPED "SPRINGTIME OF THEIR LOVE"
Becky: ..........................YOU. ARE. NOT. ALLOWED. TO. TALK. TO. ME. EVER. AGAIN.
Kattaiya: sorry. XD *takes Sakura!Gojyo with her as she goes*
Becky: I've got the image of Akiha in the green jump suit in my head and I hope it causes you as much pain as it's causing me.
Kattaiya: *brightly* so hey, did I tell you how little sleep I got last night?

Hint: it was the kind of amount where I was likening my lecturer to a carebear and saying things like "We're aaaaaaaaaall anal here! you know, Cheshire cat style. we're all mad here!"
Kattaiya: I'm sure it'd look better on him than Gai, at least?
Becky: Though, we already compared the three of them to Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. Sakura!Umeda, Sasuke!Kijima, and Naruto!Akiha. I AM CLINGING TO THAT.
Kattaiya: yeah, it's rather more sane.
Kattaiya: ...
Becky: Despite, you know, that the idea of Akiha/Kijima makes me hurt quite a lot.
Kattaiya: what IS it with us and fusions?
Kattaiya: wait, I'm the one who's writing the 200K clamp fusion. nvm me. XD
Becky: I don't quite know. I think it's the delightful fun of hurting other people with them.
Becky: Sort of like with mpreg.
Kattaiya: hur hur.
Kattaiya: omg.
Kattaiya: sakura!umeda and/or sakura!gojyo.
Kattaiya: add that to the mpreg thought.
Becky: It's not the fun of it for its own sake. It's the fun of seeing other people go, AAAAAUUUUGGGH, WHY?
Kattaiya: :D
Becky: .....................................................
Becky: So.
Becky: Uh.
Becky: Here's a sentence I really never thought I'd ask.
Kattaiya: who's the father?
Becky: "So, who's Gojyo's babydaddy?"
Kattaiya: *SNERK*
Becky: Because we know who's knocking up Umeda already. +_+
Kattaiya: uh, by logical extension...
Kattaiya: Sanzo.
Becky: *brightens* I knew I liked you for a reason. <3
Becky: *waves the Sanzo/Gojyo flag*
Kattaiya: I mean, you know, Naruto!Akiha is the father of Sakura!Umeda's baby. So clearly Naruto!Sanzo should be Sakura!Gojyo's... wait. how do I finish that? impregnator?
Becky: Impregnator or babydaddy. I'm good with either.
Becky: And by "good", I mean "randomly breaking out into spastic giggling".
Kattaiya: now you're making me think of kinky "WHO'S YO DADDY?"

Only Gojyo would be the one that would say it. And Sanzo would draw his gun and point it at Gojyo's head. And Hakkai would probably point out v. v. logically that in fact Gojyo is a mummy and can't be a daddy. And anyway, Sanzo has no daddy. D:

Goku: I don't get it, doesn't Gojyo know Sanzo has no daddy? :O
Sanzo: *TWITCH*
Becky: ..............I. I can't say anything. It's too lovely to mar with a reaction.
Kattaiya: Oh yeah, I am on the GOOD stuff. I should never sleep again, clearly.
Kattaiya: *GOES TO LJ BECAUSE THIS KIND OF STUFF IS TOO GOOD TO CONTAIN*

good being a synonym for scarring here, obviously.
Becky: I... wouldn't even know where to begin. It's all gold.
Becky: And, of course, gold = pain for others.

So today sucked and I can't walk properly and I have too much work, but this made it all better. :D Plus there is a mirage of blaze fic and part I of CCS!X up on insaneidiot now.

Comments

[icefalcon.livejournal.com]

Becky: Kanzeon Bosatsu is obviously Kakashi.

That made me choke. <3

I've been reading Saiyuki Gaiden again, and and... yeah. Kanzeon is damn awesome.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

My milkshake brings all the crack to the yard~. XD