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tammaiyaWhy Becky and I should not be let near each other when this tired!
Becky: If that were true about Aerith being a Lucrezia clone... I would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh at Sephiroth/Aerith shippers.
Kattaiya: they do look awfully similar, but it wouldn't explain Ilfalna.
But S/A shippers deserved be laughed at. XD
... ALSO SUDDENLY I AM THINKING ABOUT SHINJI/REI.
SHINJI = SEPHIROTH.
REI = AERITH.
SIOBHAN'S BRAIN = KERSPLODEY.
Becky: ......ow. I think I hurt something, too.
Becky: It would explain why their hair styles are so similar, though.
Becky: asldkjalfkjsdflkjasdlfkjasd. God.
Becky: I just thought, "Well, if Sephiroth is Shinji, does that make Cloud into Kaworu--augh, no, that's just WRONG! It doesn't even FIT!" and then had to put my head down on the desk.
Kattaiya: *cries, half with laughter and half with trauma*
Kattaiya: ARGH
Kattaiya: YES
Kattaiya: BUT NO
Kattaiya: XD XD XD
Becky: I mean.
Becky: You could actually switch their roles around a bit and it would make a slight sense.
Kattaiya: ........... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Kattaiya: I TRUMP YOU
Becky: But then it wouldn't have the connection.
Becky: And this hurts.
Kattaiya: ZACK AS ASUKA
Becky: I FIRE BACK. HOJO AS GENDO.
Kattaiya: XD XD XD
Becky: Besides.
Becky: Zack is totally Misato.
Kattaiya: then Reno can be Asuka.
Kattaiya: they're both redheads
Kattaiya: who FIGHT CRIME
... CAUSE CRIME
... KICK ARSE
Becky: Are BATSHIT INSANE.
Becky: Wow, this is... uh. Special.
Kattaiya: Who's Ritsuko?
Becky: Well, the only other person with a connection to Gendo/Hojo that I can think of... is Vincent.
Kattaiya: ...........................................................
oh noez. OW. THAT IS MY BRAIN.
Kattaiya: VINCENT IS IN LOVE WITH HOJO.
Becky: TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY.
Kattaiya: DUDE DUDE DUDE. VINCENT...'S FATHER... KILLED AERITH! Lucrecia?
Kattaiya: Fuck, Eva is confused enough as it is without fusing it with FFVII. XD
Becky: We're just going to hurt ourselves like this.
Kattaiya: yes. so let's continue. :D
Becky: *crawls under the desk and whimpers* Haven't we pretty much run out of Eva people to hurt ourselves with? All that's really left is Touji or Kaji....
Kattaiya: or Kensuke.
Kattaiya: Kensuke could be Reeve.
... er.
Becky: Which one is Kensuke again?
Kattaiya: Touji's best friend. Nerd in glasses.
Kattaiya: Touji is CLEARLY Cid.
....... save me from myself plz.
Becky: .................................................................................................
Becky: Thanks. Thanks.
Becky: I have the image of Cid dropping his pants in front of Reno because he accidentally got a look under Reno's skirt.
Becky: It's STUCK IN MY HEAD.
Kattaiya: you're welcome.
Kaji would actually make a good Reno because he's sloppy and sleazy. But I kind of wanna make him Rufus. XD
HAHAHAHA
Kattaiya: "Reno's skirt"
Becky: Did we settle on who Misato was?
Kattaiya: those words need repeating on a regular basis.
Kattaiya: ... Misato? Wasn't she Zack?
Kattaiya: ..................... OW
Kattaiya: FUCK
Kattaiya: OW
Kattaiya: OW OW OW
Kattaiya: RUFUS/ZACK
Beky: Kaji's a bit more drunk and obnoxious than Rufus, though, I totally had the same thought, too. >_>
Becky: Reno would make a good Kaji if he weren't already busy being Asuka.
Kattaiya: LearethR: tell her that Leareth's brain is starting to show new cracks
Becky: Good. I'm not going to be the only one to come out of this even more damaged.
Kattaiya: :D :D :D
Kattaiya: TO THE EL JAY MOBILE.
well the alternative is Rufus as Asuka. But he doesn't create crime the same special way Reno does. And he doesn't have red hair.
(Also, too bad Shinji is Sephiroth, because the Rei clones make me think of the triplets. XD)
Becky: I... um. Kind of don't want to say this. :x
Becky: But you know who would make a decent Asuka?
Kattaiya: TELL ME.
Becky: YUFFIE. *runs away*
Kattaiya: FWAHAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT.
Kattaiya: So okay that means we've got Sephiroth/Yuffie.
Kattaiya: XD
Becky: Then Reno could be Kaji and we could have DRUNK RENO/ZACK ANTICS WHERE THEY MAKE CRIME, FIGHT IT, THEN MAKE IT AGAIN.
Kattaiya: HAHAHA
Becky: Fear the Yuffieroth, yes.
Kattaiya: we are awesome on so many levels.
Kattaiya: the wrong kind of levels.
~
Kattaiya: actually you know what'd make sense? not in the context that we originally came up with the fusion, but--
Kattaiya: Cloud as Shinji, Sephiroth as Kaworu, Aerith as Rei, Tifa as Asuka.
Becky: And Zack as Misato? ^_~
Kattaiya: Plus Zack as Misato.
ALL CLOUD'S LOVE INTERESTS. ALL SHINJI'S LOVE INTERESTS.
Kattaiya: IT ALL MAKES SENS.
Kattaiya: *sens
Kattaiya: ...
Kattaiya: CROWLEY HATE E
Becky: I admit, for a moment, I got caught up in the whole past/present/future thing (because Rei is Shinji's past, Misato is his present, Asuka is his future), but... well, that just makes me really like Tifa as Asuka, because if any of them are going to be his future... it's Tifa. *considers* And if you look at it from the perspective of AC... it fits.
This, of course, means I apparently ship Misato/Rei now. XD
Kattaiya: apparently, yes. *g*
Kattaiya: And Kaworu doesn't exactly fit but is just this person he had who was so special and was taken away.
Kattaiya: taken away by himself, almost, but not because that's what he want--
LILITH IS TOTES JENOVA
Becky: Well, there's the silver hair at least?
asdlfkjasldalskdflasdflkajsdfl;jaksdf, Lilith as JENOVA. That's... brilliant and painful at the same time.
Kattaiya: dude.
Kattaiya: Kaworu is an angel.
Kattaiya: and betrays unexpectedly.
Kattaiya: it's PERFECT.
Becky: I like Sephiroth as Kaworu. He was sent to destroy everything and Shinji, except that he couldn't in the end.
Kattaiya: yeah.
Becky: And okay. Maybe I'm wibbling a little over the, "I think I was born to meet you."
Kattaiya: *giggle*
Kattaiya: I almost want to write this
Kattaiya: except I'd have to write all of Eva
Kattaiya: and I can't be bothered. XD
Note: my keyboard is called Crowley, hence "CROWLEY HATE E".
Becky: If that were true about Aerith being a Lucrezia clone... I would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh at Sephiroth/Aerith shippers.
Kattaiya: they do look awfully similar, but it wouldn't explain Ilfalna.
But S/A shippers deserved be laughed at. XD
... ALSO SUDDENLY I AM THINKING ABOUT SHINJI/REI.
SHINJI = SEPHIROTH.
REI = AERITH.
SIOBHAN'S BRAIN = KERSPLODEY.
Becky: ......ow. I think I hurt something, too.
Becky: It would explain why their hair styles are so similar, though.
Becky: asldkjalfkjsdflkjasdlfkjasd. God.
Becky: I just thought, "Well, if Sephiroth is Shinji, does that make Cloud into Kaworu--augh, no, that's just WRONG! It doesn't even FIT!" and then had to put my head down on the desk.
Kattaiya: *cries, half with laughter and half with trauma*
Kattaiya: ARGH
Kattaiya: YES
Kattaiya: BUT NO
Kattaiya: XD XD XD
Becky: I mean.
Becky: You could actually switch their roles around a bit and it would make a slight sense.
Kattaiya: ........... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Kattaiya: I TRUMP YOU
Becky: But then it wouldn't have the connection.
Becky: And this hurts.
Kattaiya: ZACK AS ASUKA
Becky: I FIRE BACK. HOJO AS GENDO.
Kattaiya: XD XD XD
Becky: Besides.
Becky: Zack is totally Misato.
Kattaiya: then Reno can be Asuka.
Kattaiya: they're both redheads
Kattaiya: who FIGHT CRIME
... CAUSE CRIME
... KICK ARSE
Becky: Are BATSHIT INSANE.
Becky: Wow, this is... uh. Special.
Kattaiya: Who's Ritsuko?
Becky: Well, the only other person with a connection to Gendo/Hojo that I can think of... is Vincent.
Kattaiya: ...........................................................
oh noez. OW. THAT IS MY BRAIN.
Kattaiya: VINCENT IS IN LOVE WITH HOJO.
Becky: TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY.
Kattaiya: DUDE DUDE DUDE. VINCENT...'S FATHER... KILLED AERITH! Lucrecia?
Kattaiya: Fuck, Eva is confused enough as it is without fusing it with FFVII. XD
Becky: We're just going to hurt ourselves like this.
Kattaiya: yes. so let's continue. :D
Becky: *crawls under the desk and whimpers* Haven't we pretty much run out of Eva people to hurt ourselves with? All that's really left is Touji or Kaji....
Kattaiya: or Kensuke.
Kattaiya: Kensuke could be Reeve.
... er.
Becky: Which one is Kensuke again?
Kattaiya: Touji's best friend. Nerd in glasses.
Kattaiya: Touji is CLEARLY Cid.
....... save me from myself plz.
Becky: .................................................................................................
Becky: Thanks. Thanks.
Becky: I have the image of Cid dropping his pants in front of Reno because he accidentally got a look under Reno's skirt.
Becky: It's STUCK IN MY HEAD.
Kattaiya: you're welcome.
Kaji would actually make a good Reno because he's sloppy and sleazy. But I kind of wanna make him Rufus. XD
HAHAHAHA
Kattaiya: "Reno's skirt"
Becky: Did we settle on who Misato was?
Kattaiya: those words need repeating on a regular basis.
Kattaiya: ... Misato? Wasn't she Zack?
Kattaiya: ..................... OW
Kattaiya: FUCK
Kattaiya: OW
Kattaiya: OW OW OW
Kattaiya: RUFUS/ZACK
Beky: Kaji's a bit more drunk and obnoxious than Rufus, though, I totally had the same thought, too. >_>
Becky: Reno would make a good Kaji if he weren't already busy being Asuka.
Kattaiya: LearethR: tell her that Leareth's brain is starting to show new cracks
Becky: Good. I'm not going to be the only one to come out of this even more damaged.
Kattaiya: :D :D :D
Kattaiya: TO THE EL JAY MOBILE.
well the alternative is Rufus as Asuka. But he doesn't create crime the same special way Reno does. And he doesn't have red hair.
(Also, too bad Shinji is Sephiroth, because the Rei clones make me think of the triplets. XD)
Becky: I... um. Kind of don't want to say this. :x
Becky: But you know who would make a decent Asuka?
Kattaiya: TELL ME.
Becky: YUFFIE. *runs away*
Kattaiya: FWAHAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT.
Kattaiya: So okay that means we've got Sephiroth/Yuffie.
Kattaiya: XD
Becky: Then Reno could be Kaji and we could have DRUNK RENO/ZACK ANTICS WHERE THEY MAKE CRIME, FIGHT IT, THEN MAKE IT AGAIN.
Kattaiya: HAHAHA
Becky: Fear the Yuffieroth, yes.
Kattaiya: we are awesome on so many levels.
Kattaiya: the wrong kind of levels.
~
Kattaiya: actually you know what'd make sense? not in the context that we originally came up with the fusion, but--
Kattaiya: Cloud as Shinji, Sephiroth as Kaworu, Aerith as Rei, Tifa as Asuka.
Becky: And Zack as Misato? ^_~
Kattaiya: Plus Zack as Misato.
ALL CLOUD'S LOVE INTERESTS. ALL SHINJI'S LOVE INTERESTS.
Kattaiya: IT ALL MAKES SENS.
Kattaiya: *sens
Kattaiya: ...
Kattaiya: CROWLEY HATE E
Becky: I admit, for a moment, I got caught up in the whole past/present/future thing (because Rei is Shinji's past, Misato is his present, Asuka is his future), but... well, that just makes me really like Tifa as Asuka, because if any of them are going to be his future... it's Tifa. *considers* And if you look at it from the perspective of AC... it fits.
This, of course, means I apparently ship Misato/Rei now. XD
Kattaiya: apparently, yes. *g*
Kattaiya: And Kaworu doesn't exactly fit but is just this person he had who was so special and was taken away.
Kattaiya: taken away by himself, almost, but not because that's what he want--
LILITH IS TOTES JENOVA
Becky: Well, there's the silver hair at least?
asdlfkjasldalskdflasdflkajsdfl;jaksdf, Lilith as JENOVA. That's... brilliant and painful at the same time.
Kattaiya: dude.
Kattaiya: Kaworu is an angel.
Kattaiya: and betrays unexpectedly.
Kattaiya: it's PERFECT.
Becky: I like Sephiroth as Kaworu. He was sent to destroy everything and Shinji, except that he couldn't in the end.
Kattaiya: yeah.
Becky: And okay. Maybe I'm wibbling a little over the, "I think I was born to meet you."
Kattaiya: *giggle*
Kattaiya: I almost want to write this
Kattaiya: except I'd have to write all of Eva
Kattaiya: and I can't be bothered. XD
Note: my keyboard is called Crowley, hence "CROWLEY HATE E".
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Date: 2006-04-07 06:23 pm (UTC)I haven't seen AC yet.
I don't have a clue what Eva is, unless it's Evangelion, and even then I... don't, really.
But this still amuses me. :D
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Date: 2006-04-07 11:00 pm (UTC)I haven't watched Eva in so long. *looks longingly at DVDs* I really need to re-watch them at some point.
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Date: 2006-04-08 03:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-08 03:54 am (UTC)Glad to amuse. ^~