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May. 30th, 2003 10:37 pm
Which Agent Smith are you?
By Madeline Elster
Heeeeeeee.
Mum makes me drink tea. She says it's good for stress, and will prevent me from becoming ill.
As I'm trying to persuade all, I shall say this here too: will someone become a publisher and publish my stories? Please?
I'm on the phone to Ashie. Her mother picked up the phone right when I was saying something about slash. *giggle* All turned out well, thankfully. Our secret is preserved.
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Date: 2003-05-30 05:56 am (UTC)and when the hell is that uppity ho otherwise known as siobhan gonna get her icq back, i ask you? what happened to our FIC SPAMMING adventures we used to have, huh? what happened to the SHARING OF LINKS and the communal experiencing of the internet in GENERAL, i demand to know? it strikes me as being very inconsiderate of the skank monster.
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Date: 2003-05-30 06:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-30 06:15 am (UTC)you never tolded me that it wouldn't work; *this* poor raccoon child was under the impression that certain filth-marmosets just COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET IT AGAIN. i notice you made no attempt to find some other means of slash spammery.
i demand an apology. and fiction, written by YOU for ME. about tycho. and gabe. and bernard. and hamlet. adn agent smith. in a jungle porn movie.
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Date: 2003-05-30 04:14 pm (UTC)And by the way, now that I've read Speranza's new story, I believe I understand your diagram. Let me guess- BOTH of them were Dief?
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Date: 2003-05-30 08:11 pm (UTC)actually, scratch that. i just want machiavelli and vetinari to get it on.
and yars, they WERE both ze deifenbarken. what did you think of the fic? i don't know... it was funny n' all, but i found the sex to be not really that exciting. not boring exactly, but "just grab him by the hair!" kind of gave me the wrong impression of what kind of man pr0n to expect. still horribly cute though. you know what? if SOMEBODY had an INSTANT MESSAGING PROGRAM, we could conduct this conversation in a place other than your LIVEJOURNAL.
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Date: 2003-05-30 08:15 pm (UTC)*considers the m/c*
You know, I rather liked that idea of them going to Antwerp, paying it out and getting it on. That had promise.
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Date: 2003-05-30 08:35 pm (UTC)though i do like the idea of machiavelli and vetinari hooking up, seeing as they are basically each other. which begs the question: seme?
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Date: 2003-05-30 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-30 08:43 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-05-30 08:45 pm (UTC)How goes your essay, btw? Mine is at 761 words, and mum COMPLAINS. I think she knows not the difficulties of what she expects. *disdainful sniff*
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Date: 2003-05-30 08:48 pm (UTC)...unless she approves ALL TOO MUCH because she is secretly the president of the HISTORY TEACHERS SLASHER SOCIETY!!!
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Date: 2003-05-30 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-30 08:55 pm (UTC)i reckon that florence's most adorable would hit antwerp's watch house first, so cesare could intimiadte them all with his cool superior florentine weapons, and so machiavelli could laugh cruelly and make sarcastic comments and go on and on about how HE could make a much better army if only SOMEBODY agve him the chance.
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Date: 2003-05-30 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-30 09:10 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-05-30 09:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-05-30 09:21 pm (UTC)TRY IT DMAN YOU! YOU'VE GOT ME ALL EXCITED!
i have to go now, but IF i write myself some 500 words in an accpetable amount of time, i'll give you a ring tonight. to your liking? shall it happen?
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Date: 2003-05-30 09:24 pm (UTC)