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Which Agent Smith are you?

By Madeline Elster


Heeeeeeee.
Mum makes me drink tea. She says it's good for stress, and will prevent me from becoming ill.
As I'm trying to persuade all, I shall say this here too: will someone become a publisher and publish my stories? Please?
I'm on the phone to Ashie. Her mother picked up the phone right when I was saying something about slash. *giggle* All turned out well, thankfully. Our secret is preserved.

Date: 2003-05-30 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
har har, slash pr0n. seems you can't keep your little game to yourself then, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!??!?!??!?


and when the hell is that uppity ho otherwise known as siobhan gonna get her icq back, i ask you? what happened to our FIC SPAMMING adventures we used to have, huh? what happened to the SHARING OF LINKS and the communal experiencing of the internet in GENERAL, i demand to know? it strikes me as being very inconsiderate of the skank monster.

Date: 2003-05-30 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
Hey, it's not my fault. Call ICQ a skank monster, not me. It's the one the won't work!

Date: 2003-05-30 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah then?
you never tolded me that it wouldn't work; *this* poor raccoon child was under the impression that certain filth-marmosets just COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO GET IT AGAIN. i notice you made no attempt to find some other means of slash spammery.

i demand an apology. and fiction, written by YOU for ME. about tycho. and gabe. and bernard. and hamlet. adn agent smith. in a jungle porn movie.

Re:

Date: 2003-05-30 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
Actually, I DID tell you I got it again. TWICE. On both occassions, it ceased to function. So *I* demand and apology. And man pr0n. About Miguel. And Tulio. And Hamlet. And Ray. And Fraser. Oh, you can set it in the jungle porn movie too, if you want. It can be the bishounen jungle. *grin*
And by the way, now that I've read Speranza's new story, I believe I understand your diagram. Let me guess- BOTH of them were Dief?

Date: 2003-05-30 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
and just WHEN did you inform me of this? i demand recordings, and documentation, and WITNESSES. and i'm sorry choo-choo frog, but you aint never gonna get yo' miguel-tulio-ray-fraser-hamlet-jungle-porno until *I* receive A Very Kowalski Christmas, set in renaissance florence, with machiavelli and cesare and erasmus and tthe patrician amd luther and and the angry beavers and their zany holiday antics as a time-travellin' mountie and his lanky-sexy chicgo cop run around teaching them the TRUE MEANING OF GIVING.

actually, scratch that. i just want machiavelli and vetinari to get it on.

and yars, they WERE both ze deifenbarken. what did you think of the fic? i don't know... it was funny n' all, but i found the sex to be not really that exciting. not boring exactly, but "just grab him by the hair!" kind of gave me the wrong impression of what kind of man pr0n to expect. still horribly cute though. you know what? if SOMEBODY had an INSTANT MESSAGING PROGRAM, we could conduct this conversation in a place other than your LIVEJOURNAL.

Re:

Date: 2003-05-30 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
OH, shut up. It's not my fault ICQ hates me.
*considers the m/c*
You know, I rather liked that idea of them going to Antwerp, paying it out and getting it on. That had promise.

Date: 2003-05-30 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
that had rather a lot of promise, i thought. how easily the Disdain would trun into Desire. how easily the Patronising Glares would turn into Pr0nful Glances! how easily the SCORN would turn into SMUT!

though i do like the idea of machiavelli and vetinari hooking up, seeing as they are basically each other. which begs the question: seme?

Re:

Date: 2003-05-30 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
..... Rather mind-bending actually. Still prefer Cesare/Machiavelli and Vimes/Vetinari, though. And Vetinari would probably be seme- Machiavelli is, as you put it, a cute little chipmunk man.

Date: 2003-05-30 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
of course, because everybody knows that cesare and machiavelli were like, SO the cutest couple in the ENTIRE renaissance. and i approve of your seme picking ability, as i went with my lord havelock as well.

Re:

Date: 2003-05-30 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
Well, my dear, they do say that great minds think alike. They were INDEED the cutest couple of the renaissance. And I may even venture to say that Vimes/Havelock is one of the CUTEST couples of discworld. *grin*
How goes your essay, btw? Mine is at 761 words, and mum COMPLAINS. I think she knows not the difficulties of what she expects. *disdainful sniff*

Date: 2003-05-30 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
aaaarryaarghbugger. mine's 814, and i REALLY should be doing it at this point. instead i'm slashing historical figures with you over livejournal. hmmmm. somehow i feel that mrs garden would not approve...

...unless she approves ALL TOO MUCH because she is secretly the president of the HISTORY TEACHERS SLASHER SOCIETY!!!

Re:

Date: 2003-05-30 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
I subscribe to the second theory. Besides, we're not doing TOO badly. It is, after all, only Saturday. We can spend all of Sunday editing.

Date: 2003-05-30 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
unfortunately, my parents have made it clear that they wish it to be completely finished TONIGHT, so i am afraid that i'll have to go quite soon. i'm going to make some tea, and then drink this tea, which will give me approximately 10 more minutes to converse with you. sigh.

i reckon that florence's most adorable would hit antwerp's watch house first, so cesare could intimiadte them all with his cool superior florentine weapons, and so machiavelli could laugh cruelly and make sarcastic comments and go on and on about how HE could make a much better army if only SOMEBODY agve him the chance.

Re:

Date: 2003-05-30 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
*giggle* Yeah, sounds like him. Hm, I found a translation of Radical Dreamers. Yay.

Date: 2003-05-30 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
the song or the game? cos i foudn this reaaaaallly incomplete trranslation of the GAME a couple of weeks ago.

Re:

Date: 2003-05-30 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
Well, I found a translation of the game that is APPARENTLY complete. I haven't tried it yet, though.

Date: 2003-05-30 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanguia.livejournal.com
TRY IT
TRY IT DMAN YOU! YOU'VE GOT ME ALL EXCITED!

i have to go now, but IF i write myself some 500 words in an accpetable amount of time, i'll give you a ring tonight. to your liking? shall it happen?

Re:

Date: 2003-05-30 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tammaiya.livejournal.com
Indeed! It shall!

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