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[tammaiya]

Here you go, aaaaaaaanna:

The Potion Maker
queencattabbyium is an opaque, oily blue liquid distilled from the lungs of a gargoyle.
tammaiyarium is a cloudy, porous white solid distilled from the heart of a fox.
Mixing queencattabbyium with tammaiyarium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a cloudy olive potion which gives the user the power of flight.
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

Yay, flight.

I would just like to say...

PIRATES! ARRRRRRRRR! AVAST! I saw them! I SAW THEM! I am deprived no longer! Cap'n Jack Sparrow is the COOLEST CHARACTER EVER. Seriously. *drool*
I'd say "gimme fanfiction! NOW!" aside from the fact I've already read heaps so I'll just look for more on my little lonesome.
Parting comment?
"Drink up, me hearties, YO HO!"
and a quote from a fanfic that I can sort of remember
"Will, if you want to become a pirate, there's just this song that you'll have to learn..."

Comments

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Yay pirates!

and a quote from a fanfic that I can sort of remember
"Will, if you want to become a pirate, there's just this song that you'll have to learn..."

Would you happen to be thinking "Oh, but before you join the crew," Jack added, almost as an afterthought. "There's a song I have to teach you...", by any chance?

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Yes! Was it from yours, then? Cause I read yours first. Like, WEEKS ago. *grin*
... Arrrrrrrr.

As a sidenote... Am re-watching parts of Romeo and Juliet for English, and I have discovered that Mercutio gets gay-er upon every watching. Do you find that?

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Yes! Was it from yours, then? Cause I read yours first. Like, WEEKS ago. *grin*

Yep!

It makes me happy that people remember things I write. :D I wrote cliche PotC fic before it was cliche. Mwahaha.

As a sidenote... Am re-watching parts of Romeo and Juliet for English, and I have discovered that Mercutio gets gay-er upon every watching. Do you find that?

Oh yes. Mercutio is gayer than Oscar Wilde in a field of daisies in the springtime. Which version are you watching, the true-to-play one or the Baz version? So true in both cases, though. Mercutio/Romeo - theirloveissoovershadowedbyothercanon!

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Baz! *grin* Our english assignment is actually on his film, NOT the play, which is just. You know. Beautiful.
theirloveissoovershadowedbyothercanon!
I KNOW. So sad. There's just this EXPRESSION on Mercutio's face when Romeo is talking about loving a Capulet in the Tybalt-kill-Mercutio scene, and you can tell he's thinking "what about ME?" Especially since it wouldn't be unreasonable for Mercutio to assume (in that version scratch that) that Romeo is in love with TYBALT. Because he keeps going on about how the love he bears Tybalt means he can't fight him, and how he holds the name Capulet as dear as his own.
Poor Mercutio.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

I <3 the Baz version. I actually own it, though that's more due to a mix-up at Blockbuster than any intent of mine...but, y'know, drag!Mercutio is SO not a bad thing.

I KNOW. So sad. There's just this _EXPRESSION on Mercutio's face when Romeo is talking about loving a Capulet in the Tybalt-kill-Mercutio scene, and you can tell he's thinking "what about ME?" Especially since it wouldn't be unreasonable for Mercutio to assume (in that version scratch that) that Romeo is in love with TYBALT. Because he keeps going on about how the love he bears Tybalt means he can't fight him, and how he holds the name Capulet as dear as his own.
Poor Mercutio.

*pets Mercutio* Poor, under-appreciated Mercutio. My entire class thought he was annoying. Stupid people.

Romeo and Mercutio were definitely shagging. And Mercutio was probably way more devoted than Romeo in his own way, because Romeo's stupid and shallow and fickle. I don't like Romeo. Mercutio probably died thinking Romeo was in love with Tybalt and didn't want his boyfriend killing his ex-boyfriend.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Well, a large percentage of our class are fangirls, and my friends. So there have been many slashing debates about how Mercutio's motivation for EVERYTHING is that he loves Romeo. *grin* I love that class. We had many similar conversations about Hamlet. Only one girl in the class openly dislikes Mercutio, cause she thinks it's all his fault that bad stuff happens. She can be forgiven, though, because aside from that she's very cool.

And I just feel so sorry for Mercutio. His death scene is so SAD. And I think Romeo didn't realise how much he loved Mercutio until he was dead, what with the whole going insane with rage. He didn't even THINK about Juliet when he was going after Tybalt- Mercutio came first, full stop, the end. And he didn't care if he died. I think he wanted to be with Mercutio, even though that meant being seperated from Juliet. He had to go SLEEP with her after Mercutio died, though, DIDN'T he. I get very annoyed at both of them. (romeo and juliet, that is.)

[corialis.livejournal.com]

*jealous* I strongly suspect that I am the only fangirl in my entire school. It gets upsetting after a while.

I think Romeo realized he loved Mercutio, but didn't realize it was the sort of 'agh I can't live without you don't leave me!' sort of love until he realized he'd have to live without him. And then he went and slept with Juliet. Gyah. He was probably traumatized or something and didn't realize what he was doing. Because everyone knows if he had been thinking straight (or rather, thinking correctly. Bad pun. Hee.), then he would have killed himself after killing Tybalt.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

We have a HUGE fangirl core. [Bad username or site: tahira saki @ livejournal.com] goes to school with me, as do a large number of my other lj friends. All I ever TALK about seems to be yaoi, which is not necessarily a bad thing. ^^;

Romeo probably WAS traumatised. I mean, Mercutio! DUDE! How much pain and trouble would it have saved in the long run if he had just killed himself then and gotten on with it in Heaven or where ever?

I can't get the image of love triangles in heaven out of my head. Romeo must get VERY confused after the end of the movie, methinks.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

You're lucky! I just tend to get looked at like I'm crazy.

And yes, Romeo was definitely traumatised. Though now I'm stuck with the mental image of post-canon heavenly love triangles.

Mercutio: Romeo! Oh, baby, I've missed you! *snogs*
Romeo: Heh. You know, there's this funny story I should tell you...
Juliet: O_o. I thought you loved ME! I died for you! We died for each other!
Mercutio: Back off, bitch.
Romeo: Ehehe. Um. Don't look at me, I can't even dress myself!

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

*giggle*
Someone needs to WRITE this. As a parody, of course, but... heh.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Ooh, definitely.

Mercutio: But you owe me! It's your fault I DIED!
Romeo: Yeah, well, um...
Mercutio: You just had to go and interfere!
Romeo: Erm...
Mercutio: -.-
Romeo: It was only because I love you!
Juliet: Oh, you BASTARD!

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Romeo: I'm sorry! I love both of you!
Juliet: You said you loved only me!
Mercutio: She's a Capulet!
Romeo: Um. Can't we sort this out somehow?
Mercutio: Oh? HOW? With a coin toss?
Romeo: Weeeeeeell...
Juliet: Ack! *slap*

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Romeo: Well, *that* was unnecessary!
Mercutio: I won't abuse you like she does.
Romeo: Weeellll, in that case...
Juliet: Ingrate! I gave up everything I knew for you! I died for you!
Mercutio: He's responsible for my death!
Romeo: Come now, we're all dead here. Let's work this out like sensible people.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Mercutio: SENSIBLE PEOPLE? Come on, you're the fickle one here! Who made all the rash decisions that led us here, me or YOU?
Romeo: I guess, but-
Juliet: What about ME? I thought you loved me, Romeo! I went through an entirely ridiculous plot and DIED just so I could be faithful to you!
Romeo: Um.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Romeo: Why must this be all about ME?!
Mercutio and Juliet: Because you can never decide what you want!
Romeo: But I want both of you!
Juliet: Well that sucks for you, now doesn't it?
Mercutio: You loved me first and you know it. Juliet was just a passing fling. Like Rosaline.
Juliet: Who's Rosaline?!
Romeo:...*shifty eyes*...damn it.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Mercutio: In fact, as *I* recall it, you were on DRUGS when you 'fell in love' with Juliet!
Juliet: WHAT?
Romeo: Ohshit.
Juliet: And WHO is Rosaline?
Romeo: Killmenow.
Mercutio: You're already dead. I rather thought that was THE POINT.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Juliet: Drugs? Rosaline? A *fling*?! Romeo, if hadn't DIED for you, I'd be seriously questioning you right now.
Mercutio: She doesn't appreciate you.
Juliet: >_<
Romeo: Eheh. Hehe. Heh. Mustsinkintoground.
Mercutio: Tsk, tsk, Romeo, darling. Always be prepared to deal with drug-induced love affairs.
Romeo: As if you're one to talk, Mr. 'I-Prance-Around-In-Sparkly-Silver-Dresses-Guaranteed-To-Make-Me-Look-Molestable'.
Mercutio: Aw, I never knew you thought I looked molestable.
Juliet: GRR.
Romeo: I didn't mean *I* want to molest him, I swear!
Mercutio: There was that one time...
Romeo: Musthide.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Juliet: Romeo, I can't BELIEVE you! You were with Mercutio that whole time? Behind my BACK?
Mercutio: What, the whole 3 days?
Romeo: Why me?
M&J: IT'S YOUR FAULT!
J: We're MARRIED, you unfaithful prick!
M: WHAT?
R: Crap, crap, CRAP.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

M: After less than week? You shameless hussy.
J: And I suppose YOU'RE so much better?
M: Romeo LOVED *me*.
R: I loved both of you!
J: But you were with HIM when you were supposed to be with me!
R: There's an explanation for that, I swear.
M: I'm a better lay.
R: ^^;;;;;
J: *slap*

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Mercutio: Hey, hands off, bitch! I've been with Romeo for YEARS!
Juliet: *eyes narrow* Oh, REALLY. Romeo, what do you have to say to that? And who are YOU calling bitch, slut!
Mercutio: I'm not the SLUT! That's Romeo!
Romeo: HEY!
Juliet: Shut up, slut.
Mercutio: What she said.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Romeo: I am NOT a slut!
Mercutio: You did cheat on me with this thing here.
Juliet: THING?
Mercutio: And we can't forget about Rosaline. And I always suspected something between you and Benvolio, thoughifyouwerecheatingonmeIwillhavetokillyouagain.
Juliet: He WAS cheating on you!
Mercutio: No, that was you being cheated on. I forgive him because he was high when he fell for you.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Juliet: NG! *incoherent splutters of rage*
Romeo: I wasn't cheating on you! Really!
Juliet: Do you MEAN that?
Romeo: I was talking to Mercut- I mean. Oh. Bugger.
Juliet: ARGH!
Mercutio: Yeah? What about Benvolio?
Romeo: In love with Tybalt.
Juliet: Some things, I just DON'T want to know.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Mercutio: But you KILLED Tybalt.
Romeo: He killed YOU.
Mercutio: Well, obviously. And it you hadn't avenged me, I would have never spoken to you again.
Romeo: Perish the thought.
Juliet: I even let you get away with killing my beloved cousin, and now I find out you're shacked up with this freak here!
Mercutio: How very irritating, I'm sure.
Juliet: Shut UP.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

Romeo: Well. I mean. Your cousin was a jerk. I only ever put up with him for Benvolio's sake.
Juliet: I thought you put up with him for me!
Mercutio: Sucked in, sweetheart.

[corialis.livejournal.com]

Mercutio: Amazing, really, how we only believe what we want to.
Juliet: So we *weren't* the first ones from our respective families to fall in love?
Romeo: Well, um, no.
Juliet: But I thought we were so unique!
Mercutio: Are you always this delusional?