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Oct. 30th, 2003 04:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tammaiyaSo today was quite funny, in a variety of ways. I had English first period, and we finished watching the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead video...
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*towards end of video*
Guildenstern: *yells at R*
Rosencrantz: *looks like he's about to cry*
G: *feels bad**hugs R* There, there. It'll be alright.
ENTIRE class: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
~~
*after video*
Elise: Ms Vance, did you notice that they cut out all the gay innuendo?
Me: HnGK *choke giggle snorf*
~~
Anyway, aside from things like the hug and other little stuff a slasher picks up on, Elise was right. They DID cut out the whole licking toe thing, amongst other stuff. However, we reason that it's fine, since it was directed by the writer of the play anyway.
I had a free second period, and fully intended to do history. Sadly, I had exhausted the books in the library, and didn't feel like finding a computer. Instead I distracted people from working and other people who weren't working, and many an amusing conversation was had. (History research and lessons seems to generate those...)
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Teegs: Ooh, listen to this! This is from Charles the V's letter of abdication: "My son will have 2 advantages. Firstly, that he is my son, and secondly, that he looks like me."
All: ... *crack up*
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Me: Oh, yes. Machiavelli and his little book.
Teegs: Little book? How... patronising. Like "Hitler and his little friends", or something. He was all evil and stuff!
Me: *dismissively* No he wasn't, he was a cute little chipmunk man. He just TRIED to be evil. *pause* *giggle* Hitler and his little friends? Or perhaps Stalin and his little army. "Stalin, naughty boy, stop playing with your little army! It's time for tea! You killed 1000s of people? That's nice, dear, wash your hands."
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*ahem* Yes, anyway. Started drawing Nanami for Mars. Had history, went to IT centre to look up stuff. Was quite useful, productive, etc. Had maths, was... weird. I'm sort of scared of that teacher. Mrs Tolano lets me draw, but she got mad until I told her I already knew how to find the normal. And... it's just weird. Like a cross between being treated like kindergarten and delinquents, or something.
At lunch, I started laughing hysterically and couldn't stop. I can't even remember why, but people *nameless glare* who tried to stop me kept making it worse.
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Ashie: Yes, yes. I know. You see dead people. (I don't even remember WHY she said that)
Me: *remembers Buffy fic I read last night where Xander says something about seeing dead people to Spike* *laughs harder*
Ashie: Um. Jez dying painfully and brutally?
My mind: (Chibi Jez: Ow! *twitch* *swirly eyes*) *more giggle*
~~
Then looking at Mari, for some bizarre reason, made me giggle, so I looked up at the sky. And the clouds made me think of a scene in Hamlet where Hamlet is Polonius-baiting, and obviously that didn't help. ^^; At one point Jen and Ashie were discussing who had more right to slap me because that's what you're meant to do when someone's hysterical and they both wanted to. Evils. *sticks tongue out*
I eventually stopped, but things would just keep setting me off. Jen found it really amusing, so she wrote "BOO" on a piece of paper and kept showing at to me at the most opportune times. Her timing really was very good- everybody else laughed several times because of what we were talking about. For example:
Jammie: She has the best job-
Jen: *flashes 'boo' sign*
Me: *hysterical giggle*
Jammie: ... *snigger*
Anyway. My throat and stomach hurt by the end of lunch. ^^;
Soooooo. History. Tum ti tum. *long pause*
Does anyone have graphic editing software they'd like to share? I lost mine after I reformatted. *sigh*
~~~
*towards end of video*
Guildenstern: *yells at R*
Rosencrantz: *looks like he's about to cry*
G: *feels bad**hugs R* There, there. It'll be alright.
ENTIRE class: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
~~
*after video*
Elise: Ms Vance, did you notice that they cut out all the gay innuendo?
Me: HnGK *choke giggle snorf*
~~
Anyway, aside from things like the hug and other little stuff a slasher picks up on, Elise was right. They DID cut out the whole licking toe thing, amongst other stuff. However, we reason that it's fine, since it was directed by the writer of the play anyway.
I had a free second period, and fully intended to do history. Sadly, I had exhausted the books in the library, and didn't feel like finding a computer. Instead I distracted people from working and other people who weren't working, and many an amusing conversation was had. (History research and lessons seems to generate those...)
~~
Teegs: Ooh, listen to this! This is from Charles the V's letter of abdication: "My son will have 2 advantages. Firstly, that he is my son, and secondly, that he looks like me."
All: ... *crack up*
~~
Me: Oh, yes. Machiavelli and his little book.
Teegs: Little book? How... patronising. Like "Hitler and his little friends", or something. He was all evil and stuff!
Me: *dismissively* No he wasn't, he was a cute little chipmunk man. He just TRIED to be evil. *pause* *giggle* Hitler and his little friends? Or perhaps Stalin and his little army. "Stalin, naughty boy, stop playing with your little army! It's time for tea! You killed 1000s of people? That's nice, dear, wash your hands."
~~
*ahem* Yes, anyway. Started drawing Nanami for Mars. Had history, went to IT centre to look up stuff. Was quite useful, productive, etc. Had maths, was... weird. I'm sort of scared of that teacher. Mrs Tolano lets me draw, but she got mad until I told her I already knew how to find the normal. And... it's just weird. Like a cross between being treated like kindergarten and delinquents, or something.
At lunch, I started laughing hysterically and couldn't stop. I can't even remember why, but people *nameless glare* who tried to stop me kept making it worse.
~~
Ashie: Yes, yes. I know. You see dead people. (I don't even remember WHY she said that)
Me: *remembers Buffy fic I read last night where Xander says something about seeing dead people to Spike* *laughs harder*
Ashie: Um. Jez dying painfully and brutally?
My mind: (Chibi Jez: Ow! *twitch* *swirly eyes*) *more giggle*
~~
Then looking at Mari, for some bizarre reason, made me giggle, so I looked up at the sky. And the clouds made me think of a scene in Hamlet where Hamlet is Polonius-baiting, and obviously that didn't help. ^^; At one point Jen and Ashie were discussing who had more right to slap me because that's what you're meant to do when someone's hysterical and they both wanted to. Evils. *sticks tongue out*
I eventually stopped, but things would just keep setting me off. Jen found it really amusing, so she wrote "BOO" on a piece of paper and kept showing at to me at the most opportune times. Her timing really was very good- everybody else laughed several times because of what we were talking about. For example:
Jammie: She has the best job-
Jen: *flashes 'boo' sign*
Me: *hysterical giggle*
Jammie: ... *snigger*
Anyway. My throat and stomach hurt by the end of lunch. ^^;
Soooooo. History. Tum ti tum. *long pause*
Does anyone have graphic editing software they'd like to share? I lost mine after I reformatted. *sigh*
