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Jan. 21st, 2006 01:45 pmTen ways you know you're reading a Tammaiya fic, gacked from several people.
1. There will be cracked out metaphors and/or similes that make you stare and go "... o-KAY..."
2. There is a fifty/fifty chance that it will be an X fic
3. If it is an X fic, it is likely that the apocalypse will be averted in a highly improbable fashion, involving for example karaoke and elvis impersonators.
4. Paragraphs will be short! We love our one sentence paragraphs, precious.
5. There will be many adverbs, and many semi-colons. You are guaranteed of this.
6. The genre is crack, or perhaps "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING."
7. Happy ending! Uh, most of the time.
8. If there is sex, it will most likely involves walls or couches. If it doesn't, it's probably still acrobatic thanks to all the position shifts.
9. If the genre is not crack, quite often it will be fucked up.
10. The word count is at least 2000. (Most of the time.)
Speaking of which, and in celebration of which, I've finally gotten around to posting that 11.5K RoyEd fic I wrote last August.
Also, I'm making a Roy and Ed music vid to The Internet Is For Porn. >D
Roy: The internet is for porn!
Ed: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *flail*
I have gone and gotten my PSII. Long drive out to Condor, but I didn't mind it so much. I asked mum lots of vaguely intrusive questions about how she met dad and when they decided to get married etc, which was all stuff I didn't really know.
Plus, it is in a way a GOOD thing that there was a problem with the original attempt because now I have a newer model that has a longer life expectancy due to a change in circuit boards. And NOW, I will go play KHII.
Oh, GOD, yes.
1. There will be cracked out metaphors and/or similes that make you stare and go "... o-KAY..."
2. There is a fifty/fifty chance that it will be an X fic
3. If it is an X fic, it is likely that the apocalypse will be averted in a highly improbable fashion, involving for example karaoke and elvis impersonators.
4. Paragraphs will be short! We love our one sentence paragraphs, precious.
5. There will be many adverbs, and many semi-colons. You are guaranteed of this.
6. The genre is crack, or perhaps "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING."
7. Happy ending! Uh, most of the time.
8. If there is sex, it will most likely involves walls or couches. If it doesn't, it's probably still acrobatic thanks to all the position shifts.
9. If the genre is not crack, quite often it will be fucked up.
10. The word count is at least 2000. (Most of the time.)
Speaking of which, and in celebration of which, I've finally gotten around to posting that 11.5K RoyEd fic I wrote last August.
Also, I'm making a Roy and Ed music vid to The Internet Is For Porn. >D
Roy: The internet is for porn!
Ed: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *flail*
I have gone and gotten my PSII. Long drive out to Condor, but I didn't mind it so much. I asked mum lots of vaguely intrusive questions about how she met dad and when they decided to get married etc, which was all stuff I didn't really know.
Plus, it is in a way a GOOD thing that there was a problem with the original attempt because now I have a newer model that has a longer life expectancy due to a change in circuit boards. And NOW, I will go play KHII.
Oh, GOD, yes.
